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There's some kind of fly in my room right now and it went right into my nostril. Then I blew and the awful sense of it crawling onto my nose stayed there.
 
I dont mind flies. For the most part, they dont bother me. I hate mosquitoes though. Lot of them where i live JFL.
 
I dont mind flies. For the most part, they dont bother me. I hate mosquitoes though. Lot of them where i live JFL.
tbh I like the tickling sensation when they walk over my skin. Almost like real human contact. Sadly its winter now and none are here...
 
tbh I like the tickling sensation when they walk over my skin. Almost like real human contact. Sadly its winter now and none are here...
is your room dirty
 
A fly flew up my nostril before too, one of the grossest feeling ever
 
Your nostrils seem very wide.
 
Your nostrils seem very wide.

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Disgusting shit, man.
 
:feelstrash: :feelsseriously: WE DONT HAVE TO KNOW
 
thats brutal I fucking hate flies. A little bit ago I had an infestation of fruit flies and it was awful so I know that feel.
 
Flies make me mad ngl.
 
Hate when that happened.
 
Just ascend with a fly, bro
 
I bet that fly has a great personality.
 
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I get harassed by flies in the summer. The amount of times flies fly onto my lips and kamikaze into my ears is uncountable. I swear they must be attracted to me. Probably because I was bit by a fly when I was young and it morphed my DNA. Bee's are nice looking though. The only flies I really like the look of. Bee's still kamikaze dive bomb into my ears though.. gives me a shock because the buzz is loud as fuck when they are anywhere near your ear. I sometimes fantasise about being a human sized fly and stuffing my eggs into some bitch, making her give birth to maggots. It's my favourite fantasy. :feelsokman:
Thanks boyo. I would never have found this without your @. :feelsautistic::dab:
 
Jfl this happens to me sometimes too, such an uncomfortable feeling.
Fucking insects are retarded.
 
From the title I got flashbacks of what a foid said to me in highschool when someone jokingly suggested that she should give me a chance for a date.
 
It will destroy you from the inside
 
Just take an (.AU) abo bath bro...

(Let the flies eat the filth off of you.)
 
She put eggs on ur brain
 

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