SlayerSlayer
The Satoru Iwata of incels.is
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*Looking at a woman with "perceived" stalker eyes for 2 seconds is SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
*If you look at a woman accidentally, she sees you, and then dart your eyes away, that's SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because she couldn't tell how long you were looking at her with rapey eyes.
*If you cannot give women a 5 foot sphere of space, that's sexual harassment, because men emit spheres of sexual energy that could collide with a female safety-sphere like a moon out of orbit.
*Talking to other men in front of women is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because you aren't including women. Also, talking to women in a non-business setting is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because she didn't ask to be talked to.
*I am sexually harassing women right now just writing about this, because I am MANSPLAINING, as though I am speaking for women without their consent, when I'm really just venting my anxiety of congenital male shame.
*If you give women unsolicited gifts or advice, that is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because women don't need handouts like some kind of beggar.
*If you fail to protect women from danger, that is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because women should feel safe. But you should only protect them in a way so they feel empowered.
*If you do not donate a substantial amount of money to women, or female-empowering causes, that is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because you are impeding progress.
*If you look at a woman accidentally, she sees you, and then dart your eyes away, that's SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because she couldn't tell how long you were looking at her with rapey eyes.
*If you cannot give women a 5 foot sphere of space, that's sexual harassment, because men emit spheres of sexual energy that could collide with a female safety-sphere like a moon out of orbit.
*Talking to other men in front of women is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because you aren't including women. Also, talking to women in a non-business setting is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because she didn't ask to be talked to.
*I am sexually harassing women right now just writing about this, because I am MANSPLAINING, as though I am speaking for women without their consent, when I'm really just venting my anxiety of congenital male shame.
*If you give women unsolicited gifts or advice, that is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because women don't need handouts like some kind of beggar.
*If you fail to protect women from danger, that is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because women should feel safe. But you should only protect them in a way so they feel empowered.
*If you do not donate a substantial amount of money to women, or female-empowering causes, that is SEXUAL HARASSMENT, because you are impeding progress.
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