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Every single time I get a haircut

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Every single time when I get a haircut I tell this lady to give me a trim on the top, and fade on the sides. A TRIM ON THE TOP. JUST A FUCKING TRIM.
And you know what she does? Gives me a fucking buzz cut. Every SINGLE TIME. This lady either has no conception of what a trim is or she is really trying to make me fucking ugly.

I have such a weird fucking shaped head. My hair was fine before, if just a little long. I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself. I can already see my family members laughing at me when I get home.
 
go to a barber next time
 
just stop cutting your hair bro
 
jokes on you for being dumb enought to go to the same bitch everytime
 
first of all, just fucking tell her not to fucking use a buzz cut and to trim it with scissors, or you could go to a different place but k
 
I have been letting my hair grow for 5 months now because I got fucking fed up with getting awful looking haircuts. Let's see where this goes.
 
jokes on you for being dumb enought to go to the same bitch everytime

I can’t go anywhere else dude. It’s like a better of two evils. Cuz everyone else is gonna absolutely butcher my hair , not just make me ugly
 
I haven't gotten a haircut since 2015, even then, I used to shave it myself a lot of the time.
 
If you have a barbershop in your area, go there. The ones with old guys, the hipster ones, the black ones, they're all good
 
don't let female cut your hair, they don't know shit
 
A haircut won't do shit if you're ugly facislly. What you need is surgery.
 
Go to a men’s barber shop not a fucking Supercuts. Get a fade on the side on the sides, line up ur hairline, clean up your eye brows and you should be set. Trust me a good haircut makes a difference.
 
trucels dont get cuts period, im at 1 whole year no cut
 
when my dad stops cutting my hair, i'm actually fucked.

going to a barbershop with all those mirrors would honestly fucking scar me for life.
 
I've stopped caring. My moms bf cuts it for free and fucks up every time. I don't mind since I have Trich and wear a backwards cap all the time.
 
I've stopped caring. My moms bf cuts it for free and fucks up every time. I don't mind since I have Trich and wear a backwards cap all the time.
Fucks it up on purpose?:think::kys:
 
Cuts it while drunk??
Beer drinker paces from sundown to sunup then all over again the next day. Hmm more like he keeps a moderate buzz all day. Yee cut it while drinking.
 
Beer drinker paces from sundown to sunup then all over again. Hmm more like he keeps a moderate buzz all day. Yee cut it while drinking.
At least you don't have to pay for that :lul:
 
If you have a barbershop in your area, go there. The ones with old guys, the hipster ones, the black ones, they're all good
I totally agree. I recently starting going to this old-skool guy who does a really good job. He even hits you in the head with a straw broom to clean the hair off you, once he's finished. KEK.

Trust me a good haircut makes a difference.
Yeah I was getting my dad to buzz cut my hair but he has never replaced the cutting part of his shaver, nor does he oil it. It feels like it's mauling my head, like a rusty lawnmower cutting wet grass. He also doesn't have a precision trimmer for doing around the ears. Horrible experience - I'm going to pay from now on (a male barber happens to exist down the road from me)

JFL: last year I had a preggo hair dresser doing my hair, and she kept bumping her stomach against me :lul:
 
It's over for haircutcels
 

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