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Every incel who converts to islam will be awarded a virgin

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Hey fellow incels,

I am offering a reward to every incel who bears witness that allah is his god and muhammad is his messenger i will personally offer him a 12 year old aryan virgin wife(loaded in the muslim motherland), plus he will be rewarded by allah on the day of judgement

The reward is far greater than atheism and christianity who have been hijacked by soys and cucks
 
12 is too young for my taste. How about 16-19? That’s prime age.
 
wtf i love islam now
 
(1) virginal qt please!
 
12 is too young for my taste. How about 16-19? That’s prime age.
As a wife, 12 is objectively superior regardless of your age preference. She'll be a virgin and much more amenable and easily molded. Also, you'll get all her fertile years.
 
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Hey fellow incels,

I am offering a reward to every incel who bears witness that allah is his god and muhammad is his messenger i will personally offer him a 12 year old aryan virgin wife(loaded in the muslim motherland), plus he will be rewarded by allah on the day of judgement

The reward is far greater than atheism and christianity who have been hijacked by soys and cucks
I been wanting some Islam. But I don't care about virgin pussy anymore.

I want destruction of this current society that we live in. The entitlement is absurd, and there needs to be punishment.

Too many fucking roasties and chads walking around like they own the fucking land.
 
I am offering a reward to every incel who bears witness that allah is his god and muhammad is his messenger i will personally offer him a 12 year old aryan virgin wife(loaded in the muslim motherland), plus he will be rewarded by allah on the day of judgement
ok i bore witness, gib waifu
 
Will you also give me a house and gift me money just for being a Muslim like they do in Europe?
 
I will speak to pashtun religious men who are willing to offer their daughters and now i have just realized... they want religious men but you guys are a financial incentive to these families a win win situation
 
Just click the reflink below to get a free virgin.
 
Ain't giving up bacon for your shitty god
 
This gets my certified Bad Cope seal of disapproval
 
Keep bringing your foids to the West and you’ll be just as cucked as the Christians. I give Islam a few more generations before they become totally cucked.
 
what if your beliefs are related to Islam?
 
Why are you here OP? Didn't you get a virgin? Or at least a wife?
 
I am offering a reward to every incel who bears witness that allah is his god and muhammad is his messenger i will personally offer him a 12 year old aryan virgin wife(loaded in the muslim motherland), plus he will be rewarded by allah on the day of judgement

As far as I know, is not a virgin awarded in the afterlife if you are a believer?

The reward is far greater than atheism and christianity who have been hijacked by soys and cucks

Agreed. The major ideologies have been totally cucked.
 
As far as I know, is not a virgin awarded in the afterlife if you are a believer?



Agreed. The major ideologies have been totally cucked.
Yes you get eternal bliss in heaven but here i will reward every incel with a virgin.

On why i am not married i want to complete my degree so i can have enough wealth for 10+ children to increase the ummah’s size and make more daughters for incel brethren... who are muslims of course no stinky kaffir
 
Just be a muslim theory is legit!
Inza9vc4y0v11
 
Don't listen to him. Islam likes to recruit incels, so they can be jihadists and spread their religion. The chadslims and their harems laugh as abducel blows himself up for Allah.
 
Don't listen to him. Islam likes to recruit incels, so they can be jihadists and spread their religion. The chadslims and their harems laugh as abducel blows himself up for Allah.
There are few instances of polygamy in muslim society since polygamy is a foid’s game i.e. one chad for a hundred foids wile men enforce monogamy
When i said 10+ i meant with one foid not 50. It is possible my grandma had 20 kids wtf
 
wtf i love islam now
based islam

Sometimes I wish allah would just come talk to me and prove his existence so I would convert. Imagine being able to go ER and then you get awarded 72 virgins and an entry pass into heaven for doing it. There is not a better deal offered by any God in the history of man.

If I knew without a doubt Allah was real I would convert this very minute
 
Sometimes I wish allah would just come talk to me and prove his existence so I would convert. Imagine being able to go ER and then you get awarded 72 virgins and an entry pass into heaven for doing it. There is not a better deal offered by any God in the history of man.

If I knew without a doubt Allah was real I would convert this very minute
Yeah I can see why this idea got so popular among many dudes. But religion is nothing else than a cope unfortunately :feelscry:
 
I don't really care about virginity.
12 is pedotier for me. At least 18.
And she needs to be a real sadist.
 
Sometimes I wish allah would just come talk to me and prove his existence so I would convert. Imagine being able to go ER and then you get awarded 72 virgins and an entry pass into heaven for doing it. There is not a better deal offered by any God in the history of man.

If I knew without a doubt Allah was real I would convert this very minute
why not join an islamic militia at that point? Why settle with the measly 'ER' stunt?
 
Why not prolong your sad existence where you want to die everday? Why settle for going to heaven to fuck 72 virgins for all eternity

I don't know man, I don't know, maybe I'm just not looking at these two options properly, I mean clearly the one you suggested is the more logical choice.
 
Allah is testing us in who will believe him among all of these tribulations
The soys obvs failed
 
I don't know man, I don't know, maybe I'm just not looking at these two options properly, I mean clearly the one you suggested is the more logical choice.
cope. So you're telling me you wouldn't want to imprison and rape foids while also fighting for the thing you believe in the most along side your fellow comrade? Does that hold zero appeal to you? are you that much of a faggot?
 
cope. So you're telling me you wouldn't want to imprison and rape foids while also fighting for the thing you believe in the most along side your fellow comrade? Does that hold zero appeal to you? are you that much of a faggot?

You truly are the most illogical idiot on this site, your concept of common sense is so off I don't even know how you got to this point.

Are you seriously trying to argue that going to fight a war is a better option than going to heaven where you can have an endless orgy?

I don't know what else to say to that point, there's nothing to argue here, it would be like trying to argue that 1+1=2, one is obviously better than the other, and everyone here knows which one (maybe not you).

Also you are making too many assumptions here, this is proof that you aren't illogical person and don't think things through.

1. Who says we'll even capture any women?

2. Also who gets first dibs on the bitch if we even capture her? (doubt it will be me, a mere grunt in the crusade at this point, what do I get, sloppy 20th's when her cunt is leaking of the cum of all the guys before me?, damn this war thing is a great option you presented JFL)

3. Who says I don't get captured instead and then get tortured to death, because if I snitch to infidels I betrayed the cause and that may likely offend Allah, thereby lowering my chance of getting into that heaven

4. Who says that I don't get immediately killed on my first day by some sniper and instead of doing an ER and at least killing 5 normies, I die killing no one.

FBI be tracking this shit.
5. Like Insomniac here alludes to, who says there isn't a plant from some anti-terrorist organization or government agency in my camp, and we get raided due to an intel leak and I get captured and thrown in jail, now I have to live out my life sentence because regular suicide is a sin, you only get a pass when you are doing Jihad (like shooting up a night club full of gays or something).

You seriously think these terrorist organizations aren't being infiltrated, there is intel on all of these groups. In order to avoid the leaks of critical intel these men have to live in extreme shitty conditions and follow strict codes.

Are you getting the point retard, there's so many variables at play here, so much shit I have to be prepared for, so much shit that could go wrong, because its war.

There are variables in doing an ER too, but much less, and I also have the element of surprise with me. You are not guaranteed to surive to make even one kill in a war, in an ER you are basically guarnteed at least one kill. Also idiot I could just as easily rape a woman and then go on a mass shooting, why the fuck go to war to do what you can do as a regular civilian?
 
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You truly are the most illogical idiot on this site, your concept of common sense is so off I don't even know how you got to this point.

Are you seriously trying to argue that going to fight a war is a better option than going to heaven where you can have an endless orgy?

I don't know what else to say to that point, there's nothing to argue here, it would be like trying to argue that 1+1=2, one is obviously better than the other, and everyone here knows which one (maybe not you).

Also you are making too many assumptions here, this is proof that you aren't illogical person and don't think things through.

1. Who says we'll even capture any women?

2. Also who gets first dibs on the bitch if we even capture her? (doubt it will be me, a mere grunt in the crusade at this point, what do I get, sloppy 20th's when her cunt is leaking of the cum of all the guys before me?, damn this is choice a great option you presented)

3. Who says I don't get captured instead and then get tortured to death, because if I snitch to infidels I betrayed the cause and that may likely offend Allah, thereby lowering my chance of getting into that heaven

4. Who says that I don't get immediately killed on my first day by some sniper and instead of doing an ER and at least killing 5 normies, I die killing no one.


5. Like Insomniac here alludes to, who says there isn't a plant from some anti-terrorist organization or government agency in my camp, and we get raided due to an intel leak and I get captured and thrown in jail, now I have to live out my life sentence because regular suicide is a sin, you only get a pass when you are doing Jihad (like shooting up a night club full of gays or something).

You seriously think these terrorist organizations aren't being infiltrated, there is intel on all of these groups. In order to avoid the leaks of critical intel these men have to live in extreme shitty conditions and follow strict codes.

Are you getting the point retard, there's so many variables at play here, so much shit I have to be prepared for, so much shit that could go wrong, because its war.

There are variables in doing an ER too, but much less, and I also have the element of surprise with me. You are not guaranteed to surive to make even one kill in a war, in an ER you are basically guarnteed at least one kill. Also idiot I could just as easily rape a woman and then go on a mass shooting, why the fuck go to war to do what you can do as a regular civilian?
Jesus fucking christ. I write a two sentence post and you give me an entire essay in return. I can sense how triggered you are, simply because I disagree with your preference of going on a suicide mission as opposed to imprisoning and raping prime, and I do mean prime, JB. Get a grip
 
because I disagree with your preference of going on a suicide mission as opposed to imprisoning and raping prime, and I do mean prime

1. You are being disingenuous, the suicide mission leads to an orgy with 72 virgins, so a correct comparison is:

"because I disagree with your preference of going to heaven to have sex with 72 virgins as opposed to going to war and attempting to imprison and raping prime JB only to likely get the left overs after all the alpha veteran terrorists have had their way with her"

Its like you can't read, stop trying to dodge the questions:

2. What guarantee is there that we'll capture anybody?

3. What guarantee is there that I will survive to enjoy said capture?

4. What guarantee is there that I am allowed to fuck her based on my rank in that group, even if I do get to fuck, what order do I get to go in, sloppy 20th's, so I get to stick my dick in a hole already full of cum, damn that's a great deal?

Whether I write an essay or not you are clearly too stupid to actually address my points. Every response you make shows that you are dodging them, arguing in a disingenuous manner and leaving context out being the most obvious sign of this.
 
1. You are being disingenuous, the suicide mission leads to an orgy with 72 virgins, so a correct comparison is:

"because I disagree with your preference of going to heaven to have sex with 72 virgins as opposed to going to war and attempting to imprison and raping prime JB only to likely get the left overs after all the alpha veteran terrorists have had their way with her"

Its like you can't read, stop trying to dodge the questions:

2. What guarantee is there that we'll capture anybody?

3. What guarantee is there that I will survive to enjoy said capture?

4. What guarantee is there that I am allowed to fuck her based on my rank in that group, even if I do get to fuck, what order do I get to go in, sloppy 20th's, so I get to stick my dick in a hole already full of cum, damn that's a great deal?

Whether I write an essay or not you are clearly to stupid to actually address my points. Every response you make shows that you are dodging them, arguing in a disingenuous manner and leaving context out being the most obvious sign of this.
You seemed to be obsessed with criticizing my intellectual abilities. I can safely inform you that there's nothing lacking pertaining to that department. My posts may contain linguistic errors from time to time, but the reason for this is that I'm not a native speaker.

Anyhow, since we're in the business of posing pragmatic questions to each other's hypothetical scenarios, let's go back a bit.

Sometimes I wish allah would just come talk to me and prove his existence so I would convert. Imagine being able to go ER and then you get awarded 72 virgins and an entry pass into heaven for doing it. There is not a better deal offered by any God in the history of man.

This would be the motivating factor for going on a killing spree, correct? Alright, well if we assume this were to happen thereby assuming the existence of the supernatural, how would you know it's not the devil that's speaking to you pretending to be God? That would be very logical afterall, seeing as man was made in God's image. If there's a supernatural being that would reward the act of killing of "his" supposed creation with 72 virgins, wouldn't Satan be the safer horse to bet on?

Do you see how redundant and autistic it is to pose pragmatic questions to strictly hypothetical scenarios?

The same way in which we assumed that it was God that was speaking to you in your hypothetical scenario, we can assume that every thinkable concern one might have before joining an islamic militia would be taken care of in mine.
 
how would you know it's not the devil that's speaking to you pretending to be God?

The basis of my hypothetical is that it is Allah, do you realize how retarded it is to jump out of nowhere and decide you get to change the hypothetical.

Do you see how redundant and autistic it is to pose pragmatic questions to strictly hypothetical scenarios?

Wrong what you are doing here is not the same thing I did, this is disingenuous bullshit, you can't be this stupid, you have to be trolling.

My equivalent of what you are doing here would be if I said - "Duuur how do you know its not a trap you captured, could just be a boy" or "Duuur how do you know the terrorists aren't faggots and they gangbang you instead"

I didn't trying to change the criteria of your hypothetical into something different, which literally defeats the purpose of a hypothetical, the questions I posed:

QUESTIONED THE FEASIBILITY OF THE ACT AND WHETHER ONE COULD ATTAIN IT

Your question OUTRIGHT OVER RULES, NULLIFIES, AND DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF MY HYPOTHETICAL

The fact that you are comparing my questions, to what you are attepmting to do here with your questions, is proof as to how disingenuous and illogical you are, its like you don't even have to try and do this on purpose, it just comes naturally to you.

If anyone can just jump in and say - "well what if you hypothetical is wrong" then that defeats the purpose of arguing on the basis of a hypothetical now does it? (I'm sure this is all going over your head, because you are either a troll, or really stupid, I'm done either way)

TL;DR analogy below, because I know your brain can't process long explanations:

Hypothetical - What would you do if heaven exists?

Guy 1: "If heaven exists I would do X"
Guy 2: "I would do Y"
Guy 1: "Y isn't a logical choice though, there's a lot that could wrong with Y (lists reasons), unlike with X"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, well what if heaven doesn't exist?, gotcha, I'm doing the same thing you did just now"
Guy 1: "No you didn't you complete retard, I questioned the feasibility of Y within the hypothetical, you are attempting to "derail" the entire hypothetical in which both X and Y exist, that's not the same thing"
 
The basis of my hypothetical is that it is Allah, do you realize how retarded it is to jump out of nowhere and decide you get to change the hypothetical.



Wrong what you are doing here is not the same thing I did, this is disingenuous bullshit, you can't be this stupid, you have to be trolling.

My equivalent of what you are doing here would be if I said - "Duuur how do you know its not a trap you captured, could just be a boy" or "Duuur how do you know the terrorists aren't faggots and they gangbang you instead"

I didn't trying to change the criteria of your hypothetical into something different, which literally defeats the purpose of a hypothetical, the questions I posed:

QUESTIONED THE FEASIBILITY OF THE ACT AND WHETHER ONE COULD ATTAIN IT

Your question OUTRIGHT OVER RULES, NULLIFIES, AND DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF MY HYPOTHETICAL

The fact that you are comparing my questions, to what you are attepmting to do here with your questions, is proof as to how disingenuous and illogical you are, its like you don't even have to try and do this on purpose, it just comes naturally to you.

If anyone can just jump in and say - "well what if you hypothetical is wrong" then that defeats the purpose of arguing on the basis of a hypothetical now does it? (I'm sure this is all going over your head, because you are either a troll, or really stupid, I'm done either way)

TL;DR analogy below, because I know your brain can't process long explanations:

Hypothetical - What would you do if heaven exists?

Guy 1: "If heaven exists I would do X"
Guy 2: "I would do Y"
Guy 1: "Y isn't a logical choice though, there's a lot that could wrong with Y (lists reasons), unlike with X"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, well what if heaven doesn't exist?, gotcha, I'm doing the same thing you did just now"
Guy 1: "No you didn't you complete retard, I questioned the feasibility of Y within the hypothetical, you are attempting to "derail" the entire hypothetical in which both X and Y exist, that's not the same thing"
 

Back to dodging the argument I see JFL, at least now you know your place, don't waste your time pretending like you have a point if you aren't going to follow through when your BS gets exposed, short and simple quote for you to address, watch as you flee from the point once again :feelskek:

Hypothetical - What would you do if heaven exists?

Guy 1: "If heaven exists I would do X"
Guy 2: "I would do Y"
Guy 1: "Y isn't a logical choice though, there's a lot that could wrong with Y (lists reasons), unlike with X"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, well what if heaven doesn't exist?, gotcha, I'm doing the same thing you did just now"
Guy 1: "No you didn't you complete retard, I questioned the feasibility of Y within the hypothetical, you are attempting to "derail" the entire hypothetical in which both X and Y exist, that's not the same thing"

Why did you even bother arguing with me, you knew you were going to lose.
 
Guys take this somewhere else i am trying to rescue incels from eternal damnation here
 
Back to dodging the argument I see JFL, at least now you know your place, don't waste your time pretending like you have a point if you aren't going to follow through when your BS gets exposed, short and simple quote for you to address, watch as you flee from the point once again :feelskek:



Why did you even bother arguing with me, you knew you were going to lose.
The existence of heaven was never an axiom. You simply said
Sometimes I wish allah would just come talk to me and prove his existence so I would convert. Imagine being able to go ER and then you get awarded 72 virgins and an entry pass into heaven for doing it. There is not a better deal offered by any God in the history of man.
You specifically referenced the sequence of events which would elicit the response of going ER. Seeing as there's no way of knowing for sure even if said sequence of events were to occur as it would dependent on your flawed perception, I don't accept that the following is a correct analogy for our interaction, to the extent that one can call it that:

Guy 1: "If heaven exists I would do X"
Guy 2: "I would do Y"
Guy 1: "Y isn't a logical choice though, there's a lot that could wrong with Y (lists reasons), unlike with X"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, well what if heaven doesn't exist?, gotcha, I'm doing the same thing you did just now"
Guy 1: "No you didn't you complete retard, I questioned the feasibility of Y within the hypothetical, you are attempting to "derail" the entire hypothetical in which both X and Y exist, that's not the same thing"


On the other hand, if you had said that it was an axiom that God existed and that he would reward anyone going ER with 72 virgins then I agree with you, questioning its feasability would indeed be moronic.

I got better things to do tonight. Go bother someone else with your inferiority complex
Guys take this somewhere else i am trying to rescue incels from eternal damnation here
Gladly
 

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