Ever tried landwhale fishing?

[BonoboPower]

Are they more receptive than Stacy?

 

[Dregster]

It's disgusting

 

[fred_herbert]

The problem with getting a landwhale is that once she loses weight she will leave you.

 

[Zesto]

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Newcel smh

 

[Life Wasted]

Nope, whales are just as entitled and difficult as Stacy.

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

I've tried getting obese single mothers. Fat chicks reject me.

 

[engineerescortceler]

I've tried getting obese single mothers. Fat chicks reject me.

Kek

 

[Mik_TFL]

I think you'd need like 1" steel cable and a crane to do that kind of fishing... Just the idea of all that fat slushing around as she moves is enough to put me off tbh.

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

I think you'd need like 1" steel cable and a crane to do that kind of fishing... Just the idea of all that fat slushing around as she moves is enough to put me off tbh.

You need to be attractive bait, that's it. Incels repel fat chicks.

 

[Blue Squirtle]

Are they more receptive than Stacy?

their standards are the same as stacy's, so you're better off shooting big because they're both the same but different bodies.

 

[Vizion]

The problem with getting a landwhale is that once she loses weight she will leave you.

 

[BonoboPower]

The problem with getting a landwhale is that once she loses weight she will leave you.

Be a cuck to her. Tell her her fat looks hot and feed her a shitload of junk food. She won't lose weight, however she might die of heart attack.
In that case, you can go for necrophilia.

 

[RealCel]

Volcel if you wouldn't fuck a landwhale tbh

 

[Void]

Still remember when I thought I could fall back on landwhales and below 5/10 girls when I got rejected a ton by others.

Oh boy, that was when I realized how fucked the dating market actually was. Gotta experience it to believe it.

 

[Stoiccel]

Of course not. Lurk moar bud.