Serious Am I a fakecel if I wouldnt ascend with a landwhale?

[Dollfucker]

I just find them so disgusting I don't think I could ascend with one. If she was a couple extra pounds maybe it depends but if she's like a full blown landwhale, I just couldn't my dick wouldn't get hard. It's so brutal that if we tried our absolute hardest in looksmaxxing and shit, a landwhale is probably the only thing we could get

 

[Grodd]

No you aren't

 

[KillNiggers]

I tried ascending with a landwhale but she wasn't interested in me.

 

[Sloth]

No

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

I tried ascending with a landwhale but she wasn't interested in me.

Lmao me too

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

yes

 

[Icarus]

 

[KinkyKanga]

No. Because you cannot even get HARD for these 'types' of foids.

 

[Incline]

I just find them so disgusting I don't think I could ascend with one. If she was a couple extra pounds maybe it depends but if she's like a full blown landwhale, I just couldn't my dick wouldn't get hard. It's so brutal that if we tried our absolute hardest in looksmaxxing and shit, a landwhale is probably the only thing we could get View attachment 1292901

no

I wouldnt ascend with a landwhale either and I am sex starved to death

 

[Incline]

I tried ascending with a landwhale but she wasn't interested in me.

This also happened to me

I was retared back then though and I bought her 5 drinks all night and she rejected me at the end

tbh im glad she did because she was a disgusting pig

 

[Paladin]

I wouldn't either but you're still an incel as long as you haven't rejected one before

 

[cripplecel]

I would sex with a fat bitches

 

[rcnfive]

jfl at that drawing. i’d probably do it once just to know what it feels like

 

[eliya]

I just find them so disgusting I don't think I could ascend with one. If she was a couple extra pounds maybe it depends but if she's like a full blown landwhale, I just couldn't my dick wouldn't get hard. It's so brutal that if we tried our absolute hardest in looksmaxxing and shit, a landwhale is probably the only thing we could get View attachment 1292901

No


That's the only exception unless you are landwheel yourself which you are not

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

I just find them so disgusting I don't think I could get View attachment 1292901

Live footage of @VideoGameKanga after he ascends

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

Just gotta love how landwhales say a teen foid's body is an "unrealistic body standard" jfl fat lazy shits

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Live footage of @VideoGameKanga after he ascends

Lol, I'd hope she'd be a little better looking than that.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Just gotta love how landwhales say a teen foid's body is an "unrealistic body standard" jfl fat lazy shits

For real. Look at us. Lean and takes no effort. Those landwhales cope with food when their lives are so good they don't even need to cope

 

[NocturnalCel]

I’d never fuck a fat foid

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

I tried ascending with a landwhale but she wasn't interested in me.

Same thing. First foid I've ever asked was not necessarily a landwhale, but definitely fat.

I would have ascended if I wasn't a creepy autist during the date.

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

I tried ascending with a landwhale but she wasn't interested in me.

Truecel trait: got rejected by a landwhale

 

[B33troot]

If she's morbidly obese then it's absolutely fine to not want to ascend with her.

If she's slightly overweight and you turn down a chance to ascend with her, you're a volcel, but not a fakecel.

 

[edgelordcel]

No you aren't

 

[xmiserablesoul]

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

No skinny or normal weight man should ascend with fat foids. They're for fatcels and they're not entitled to man's gymmaxxing, self discipline and strict diet results when they are lazy themselves.

 

[AlexDelarge]

id never fuck a fat foid but they wouldnt want me to fuck them either

fat foids are still foids, if some of them want to fuck you it means some non fat foids that wants to fuck you also exists out there.

 

[Based NaziCel]

No, not wanting to ascend with a landwhales is actually tolerable on this forum.If you have really high standards, let's say you're stacy only or something like that, you're a volcel.It's not called a fakecel.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

View attachment 1311359

Got any more of these? I think I've seen another pic similar.

 

[Vesuvius Pumpkin]

yes. you are

 

[Dollfucker]

Got any more of these? I think I've seen another pic similar.

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

No. I would never because even killing them is disgusting. You can stab all you'd like but their insides are just composed of 90% yellow sludge of fat. Gross.

 

[ezio6]

Lmao even landwhale rejects me, landwhale have beta simps nowadays

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

Yes you're a fakecel you'll ascend with a landwhale and you'll be happy.
~stein stein