
SlayerSlayer
The Satoru Iwata of incels.is
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Ever notice how good clothes are cheaper than ever, yet getting a quality haircut that can actually raise your SMV is more expensive than ever?
It's LIKE PEOPLE HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT ON THAT GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT.
I honestly have no idea how clothes retailers stay in business nowadays. Nobody needs good, fashionable clothes anymore. People just want to look good naked with as little possible clothes on a dating app. This is the entire goal. Dudes want to look hot in a wifebeater and sweatpants. That's how you know you've made it. If you can show up in a wifebeater and sweatpants and get your dick sucked. Even bitches don't even care to actually dress interestingly anymore themselves, they just wear the same yoga outfit everyday, let their body speak for themselves. Clothes, though tangible items, are rarely built to last. And the ones that do are thrifted items anyway, back when they built clothes to last.
Things that are expensive are things that ACTUALLY help you looksmaxx-- quality fitness trainers to motivate you, nutritious whole foods that are tasty enough for you to be dietarily consistent, gay hair stylists that at least fucking try to do their fucking job, plastic surgery, trt. These things cost top dollar, because these things actually help you looksmaxx. Not a respectable outfit.
On a side tangent about the gay hair stylist thing-- there is nothing more infuriating and hopeless than getting a respectably priced haircut from a barber or a female stylist that is straight-- BECAUSE THEY WILL FUCKING FAIL EVERY SINGLE TIME BECAUSE THEY DONT EVEN FUCKING TRY THEY DONT EVEN SEE YOUR POTENTIAL TO AT LEAST LOOK 1 SMV POINT HIGHER. THEY JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING INCEL AND THINK OH THIS UGLY FUCK DOESNT CARE HOW GOOD HIS HAIRCUT IS BECAUSE HES UGLY ANYWAY, EASY MONEY.
YOU'RE AN UGLY PIT OF FIRE AND THEY ARE PYROMANIACS WITH THEIR CLIPPERS ONLY INSTEAD OF SEEING HOW BIG THE FLAME CAN GET BY POURING ON GAS THEY GO MAD WITH CLIPPERS AS THOUGH THEY DARE TO SEE HOW UGLY THEY CAN MAKE YOU OUT OF A SENSE OF SICK AMUSEMENT AND STILL HAVE YOU PAY THEM.
I DONT EVEN TRY PAYING FOR A HAIRCUT ANYMORE I JUST DO IT MYSELF I WOULD RATHER FUCK MY HAIR UP MYSELF THAN WASTE MONEY ON SOME CHEAP INCOMPETENT FUCK WHO CANT DO THEIR FUCKING JOB. EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER GOTTEN A HAIRCUT FROM SOMEONE ELSE IS A DAY OF RAGE AND REGRET. If you want a haircut that doesn't suck you've gotta go gay, and you've gotta pay
It's LIKE PEOPLE HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT ON THAT GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT.
I honestly have no idea how clothes retailers stay in business nowadays. Nobody needs good, fashionable clothes anymore. People just want to look good naked with as little possible clothes on a dating app. This is the entire goal. Dudes want to look hot in a wifebeater and sweatpants. That's how you know you've made it. If you can show up in a wifebeater and sweatpants and get your dick sucked. Even bitches don't even care to actually dress interestingly anymore themselves, they just wear the same yoga outfit everyday, let their body speak for themselves. Clothes, though tangible items, are rarely built to last. And the ones that do are thrifted items anyway, back when they built clothes to last.
Things that are expensive are things that ACTUALLY help you looksmaxx-- quality fitness trainers to motivate you, nutritious whole foods that are tasty enough for you to be dietarily consistent, gay hair stylists that at least fucking try to do their fucking job, plastic surgery, trt. These things cost top dollar, because these things actually help you looksmaxx. Not a respectable outfit.
On a side tangent about the gay hair stylist thing-- there is nothing more infuriating and hopeless than getting a respectably priced haircut from a barber or a female stylist that is straight-- BECAUSE THEY WILL FUCKING FAIL EVERY SINGLE TIME BECAUSE THEY DONT EVEN FUCKING TRY THEY DONT EVEN SEE YOUR POTENTIAL TO AT LEAST LOOK 1 SMV POINT HIGHER. THEY JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING INCEL AND THINK OH THIS UGLY FUCK DOESNT CARE HOW GOOD HIS HAIRCUT IS BECAUSE HES UGLY ANYWAY, EASY MONEY.
YOU'RE AN UGLY PIT OF FIRE AND THEY ARE PYROMANIACS WITH THEIR CLIPPERS ONLY INSTEAD OF SEEING HOW BIG THE FLAME CAN GET BY POURING ON GAS THEY GO MAD WITH CLIPPERS AS THOUGH THEY DARE TO SEE HOW UGLY THEY CAN MAKE YOU OUT OF A SENSE OF SICK AMUSEMENT AND STILL HAVE YOU PAY THEM.
I DONT EVEN TRY PAYING FOR A HAIRCUT ANYMORE I JUST DO IT MYSELF I WOULD RATHER FUCK MY HAIR UP MYSELF THAN WASTE MONEY ON SOME CHEAP INCOMPETENT FUCK WHO CANT DO THEIR FUCKING JOB. EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER GOTTEN A HAIRCUT FROM SOMEONE ELSE IS A DAY OF RAGE AND REGRET. If you want a haircut that doesn't suck you've gotta go gay, and you've gotta pay
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