JFL Ever been to a strip club?

[HeroinNihilism]

My boss took me to one on my 21st birthday and paid for my lap dances, needless to say given the location of this place all of the strippers were meth addicts, nasty teeth but caked up with fake up. None of them were pretty but just meh, one stripper grinded on my dick till it got hard and she said “oOoOh what’s that, hmmm?”

Overall it was okay because I didn’t pay for shit and the best part was I talked to a stripper about Mario Kart 64 while she danced on me, she said she loved that game and always races with Yoshi but I told her Wario is the best.

 

[epillepsy]

i doubt she really plays mario kart

 

[Mountainbikecel]

why not, at least now u know how it feels.

 

[Deleted member 33853]

my dick till it got hard and she said “oOoOh what’s that, hmmm?”

 

[HeroinNihilism]

i doubt she really plays mario kart

Perhaps, still it was very unexpected for her to even know who Yoshi is.

 

[Deleted member 33853]

Perhaps, still it was very unexpected for her to even know who Yoshi is.

@-BrettyBoy- Thoughts?

 

[epillepsy]

Perhaps, still it was very unexpected for her to even know who Yoshi is.

i thought everyone knows who yoshi is.

 

[bippr500]

What’s the point of that? Some people just enjoy staying with blue balls?

 

[watcher]

My parents were starting a new business with their friends of a strip club and they brought me there with my brother and his friend once (no joke)

They would put a song and dance to it, basically a show to everyone there, instead of those crowded clubs with many strippers, this was more like a performance for a small audience of incels.

Yeah, had two 9s dancing in front of me, one at a time, while my parents were there taking care of business JFL it was weird because everyone is paying attention to the slut so you become the center of the attention as well so its hard not to feel self-conscious.

There were no touching though. One of the girls had black hair, shoulder length, pale skin... legit 10/10 body.

Later that day my parents told me one single dude spent thousands. Insane.

What’s the point of that? Some people just enjoy staying with blue balls?

Strip clubs have prostitutes either inside or nearby... its almost like you get turned on by the 10/10 stripper then you pay some 6/10 hooker... lul

 

[IntrovertedIncel]

My 18th birthday is coming up in June. Might have to give it a try.

 

[BrettyBoy]

I have never been to one.

@-BrettyBoy- Thoughts?

Wow.

 

[Lebensmüder]

My boss took me to one on my 21st birthday and paid for my lap dances, needless to say given the location of this place all of the strippers were meth addicts, nasty teeth but caked up with fake up. None of them were pretty but just meh, one stripper grinded on my dick till it got hard and she said “oOoOh what’s that, hmmm?”

Overall it was okay because I didn’t pay for shit and the best part was I talked to a stripper about Mario Kart 64 while she danced on me, she said she loved that game and always races with Yoshi but I told her Wario is the best.

Would unironically refuse or quit when somebody did that to me. I also could never do that tbh, because this would feel like an invasion of my personal space. When other people come at me I automatically withdraw myself. No idea why, but something like a strip club/etc. is something I could never visit.

 

[Deleted member 17749]

No, I refuse to pay foids for anything unless they're a prostitute.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

ive been to one in GTA

I did too and it was with a minigun

 

[Lolimancer]

What’s the point of that? Some people just enjoy staying with blue balls?

No, I refuse to pay foids for anything unless they're a prostitute.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

no but I should go some day just to see

 

[Speed]

Strip Clubs are trash tier. Might as well just pay an escort.

 

[epillepsy]

What’s the point of that? Some people just enjoy staying with blue balls?

maybe you go in wearing a condom and get enough lap dances that you eventually cum in pants.
it would probably cost thousands of dollars to do this though.

 

[Pengwin]

There are none where I live.

 

[Deleted member 33778]

I talked to a stripper about Mario Kart 64 while she danced on me, she said she loved that game and always races with Yoshi but I told her Wario is the best

 

[Deleted member 33091]

I have gone to a stripper club.

 

[Deleted member 29351]

Based boss tbh and a nice guy

 

[Deleted member 17606]

One time acquaintances convinced me to go with them the place was beyond repulsive. I left within a half hour. Better just stay at home and watch some videos then go into a whore den.

 

[Kurt Gödel]

What’s the point of that? Some people just enjoy staying with blue balls?

Would rather go escorting.

Strip Clubs are trash tier. Might as well just pay an escort.

 

[TaciturnCel]

I went to a fully nude one and I blew a load as one was giving me a lapdance. Afterwards told her friend she had to go to the bathroom

 

[Deleted member 34242]

The last one in my city closed down years ago. Also that stripper is cultured for knowing about mario kart 64. Gives me slight faith in humanity

 

[Deleted member 33716]

Been to one ages ago, I think I was 19.
Waste of money tbh, you watch but can't touch.
Some of them do sugaring on the side.

 

[ULTRAMAN]

I went when I was 18 with a friend who told me about these clubs.

 

[RollD20]

I went to a fully nude one and I blew a load as one was giving me a lapdance. Afterwards told her friend she had to go to the bathroom

Wait. Shouldn’t you be the one going to the bathroom?

 

[Deleted member 32197]

Wait. Shouldn’t you be the one going to the bathroom?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Never never never

 

[maxxxer]

Where do you work where your boss takes you to strip clubs

 

[Reb337]

Never and I don't plan to visit such place.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

Where do you work where your boss takes you to strip clubs

He was a contractor and worked on his own terms, he was morbidly obese and we got high all the time before work. He was a real nice guy but a total sleaze and loved meth whores

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

Yes i was many times


(in GTA5).

 

[Ellsworth]

What’s the point of that? Some people just enjoy staying with blue balls?

I agree however your goal should always be to go to a private room with one of the strippers as many of them are simply hookers so you might be able to get some type of sexual action. I remember one time before I knew this a stripper asked me if I wanted to go to a private room but I assumed it was just for a lame lap dance so I said no.

 

[cvh1991]

My boss took me to one on my 21st birthday and paid for my lap dances, needless to say given the location of this place all of the strippers were meth addicts, nasty teeth but caked up with fake up. None of them were pretty but just meh, one stripper grinded on my dick till it got hard and she said “oOoOh what’s that, hmmm?”

Overall it was okay because I didn’t pay for shit and the best part was I talked to a stripper about Mario Kart 64 while she danced on me, she said she loved that game and always races with Yoshi but I told her Wario is the best.

No I haven’t nor is there any point to it.

A strip club is the equivalent to paying the baker to stand outside their shop just for the smells never actually getting bread to eat.

Why should I pay out the nose just to see a naked dancing woman? If that’s what I want there’s free porn and hentai.

If I’m paying for sex then I better damn well be getting sex. Anything else is just cope and only benefits women at men’s expense. It’s pathetic.