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It's Over Even if we had the chance to ascended we wouldn't know what to do

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I mean, how the hell are we supposed to succeed with women without ever having the necessary experience at a time when it was acceptable for you not to have it? It is acceptable for a 13 year old boy not to know how to kiss well, but it is extremely bizarre for a 21+ man not to know how to kiss. Even if we attracted someone our disability and lack of experience would probably ruin any chance of ascension.
 
Pretty much this, you can fake ascend by escortcelmaxxing in Pattaya to get a feel of how it would be to have a real gf since they deliver the ultimate gf experience and 90% of them could sense I was completely autistic or some just assumed I didn't like them since alot of men there are pretty upfront.

I couldn't cope with a real gf JFL.
 
What do you think "ascend" means?
 
Kissing is just a motor skill that you can practice and get competent at. If you can stomach kissing an escort, you can get good enough at kissing in an hour.

Alternatively you can fail miserably with your first girlfriend, then be merely inept with your next girlfriend and so on.

Same with sex, it's not some high art that you need to practice since childhood.
 
What do you think "ascend" means?
My bad. I fixed the title.
Kissing is just a motor skill that you can practice and get competent at. If you can stomach kissing an escort, you can get good enough at kissing in an hour.

Alternatively you can fail miserably with your first girlfriend, then be merely inept with your next girlfriend and so on.

Same with sex, it's not some high art that you need to practice since childhood.
I guess you could practice with escorts, but lots of incels never fucked a escort on their lives.
 
You could meet a nice lady that wouldn't mind, that says she likes you for you and that your inexperience doesn't put her off. She will hug you and say "it's okay* and you will learn how to kiss and she'll be understanding and patient as you awkwardly have sex for the first time together.

Well I can dream lol.
 
I guess you could practice with escorts, but lots of incels never fucked a escort on their lives.
That isn't hard to rectify. If I met a foid who liked me, I'd hire escorts to practice on for a couple of days. Maybe I'd hire two at once and have a three way so that when I fuck the foid who likes me, it's not really that big of a deal.
 
practicing kissing on a hooker aka escort ffs..... :feelspuke:
 
Imo one of the more overlooked but still very legit skill you wouldn't be able to afford to slack off on if in a relationship would be time managment.
When you LDAR or even when you are a sexless male you have a lot of time on your hands.
In a relationship it doesn't seem that way for nonchad males tbh and that's what seems to be able to keep them running on a consistent schedule.
 
It never began
 
Lol I'm almost 25 and I have never kissed a girl in my life
If all the planets will lineup perfectly and somehow ill manage to find someone that is willing to kiss me ill probably break down
 
Ence the reason I have not had a chance in my late years. im crippled now. I would puke on the bitch out of anxiety now if the chance appeared. What Im suppose to do about it?
 
You're going to have to use economics to ascend, thirdworldmaxxing
 
Ence the reason I have not had a chance in my late years. im crippled now. I would puke on the bitch out of anxiety now if the chance appeared. What Im suppose to do about it?
When the anxiety hits me my penis disappear, I don't think I could even fuck a prostitute, it would be too traumatising.
 
When the anxiety hits me my penis disappear, I don't think I could even fuck a prostitute, it would be too traumatising.
same, I can't. My anxiety goes off the charts, at the end of the day is in the nucleus of my anxiety disorders (the sex, or lack of it, both ways)
 
This is basically the teen lovepill. It is ok to have zero experience when you are like 14 because your gf also has zero experience. You’re supposed to explore each other and learn together. But if you are subhuman filth, then you easily get to like 25+ years old without so much as holding a foids hand. Lets say at 30, an incel gets a date with a 30 something foid. That means hes gonna ascend right? Hes gonna put those days of being a virgin in the rear view mirror forever? Except thats not how it works. Any foid over 18 has been through miles of chad cock and will be expecting an experienced partner. So when beta billy finally gets a chance at like 35 years old, shes gonna see his inexperience as a red flag and shes gonna run away. There simply is no hiding that you are inexperienced and foids will hate you for it. In our world, foid virginity is considered a prize and male virginity is seen as shameful. And these comments will come from the same crowd that tells you virginity is a social construct jfl
 
This is basically the teen lovepill. It is ok to have zero experience when you are like 14 because your gf also has zero experience. You’re supposed to explore each other and learn together. But if you are subhuman filth, then you easily get to like 25+ years old without so much as holding a foids hand. Lets say at 30, an incel gets a date with a 30 something foid. That means hes gonna ascend right? Hes gonna put those days of being a virgin in the rear view mirror forever? Except thats not how it works. Any foid over 18 has been through miles of chad cock and will be expecting an experienced partner. So when beta billy finally gets a chance at like 35 years old, shes gonna see his inexperience as a red flag and shes gonna run away. There simply is no hiding that you are inexperienced and foids will hate you for it. In our world, foid virginity is considered a prize and male virginity is seen as shameful. And these comments will come from the same crowd that tells you virginity is a social construct jfl
:feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Pretty much this, you can fake ascend by escortcelmaxxing in Pattaya to get a feel of how it would be to have a real gf since they deliver the ultimate gf experience and 90% of them could sense I was completely autistic or some just assumed I didn't like them since alot of men there are pretty upfront.

I couldn't cope with a real gf JFL.

Is Pattaya in Thailand? Escortmaxxing is not ascending. It's a cool cope and nothing wrong with it but I want to fuck a foid that wants to fuck me willingly and not pay one to do it. Then I will free myself from this mind prison I'm stuck in. Just one fucking foid to fuck that's all I ask for. Is that too much to want from this world?
Lol I'm almost 25 and I have never kissed a girl in my life
If all the planets will lineup perfectly and somehow ill manage to find someone that is willing to kiss me ill probably break down

It's over for us
 

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