Venting Even if by some miracle I managed to ascend, I wouldn't even know how to sex

[Uglyme]

I haven't watched enough porn to know which position is best or which part goes where, if you know what I mean. That's something I've thinking a lot recently. Not that I'm going to have any chance in the near future, though. I'll surely die without knowing.

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I haven't watched enough porn to know which position is best or which part goes where, if you know what I mean. That's something I've thinking a lot recently. Not that I'm going to have any chance in the near future, though. I'll surely die without knowing.

start studying up, boyo, don't fap tho

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Same but it doesn't matter, we will never ascend

 

[Deleted member 22572]

It will never happen so don't worry about it

 

[reallyunfuckable]

Sorry man but its low IQ to think that way. How do you want to ascend if you dont even know how to fuck? I mean you can get some training with escorts or just really dont give a fuck and fuck the shit out of the blind retard that decided to have sex to you.

 

[KingOfRome]

Dunk doughnut in coffee until cream comes out. Simple. Even the dumbest most braindead animals can do it.

 

[Hate_my_life]

It will never happen so don't worry about it

 

[Kajel]

I haven't watched enough porn to know which position is best or which part goes where, if you know what I mean. That's something I've thinking a lot recently. Not that I'm going to have any chance in the near future, though. I'll surely die without knowing.

I don't think porn is the best source to learn positions or other sexual techniques from, a lot of it is fake & hyperbolic in a way that's very different from the reality. Still though, yeah. Just being able to have sex alone wouldn't fix everything or lead to fulfilling sex life. I read that most married women say the best sex they ever had was with someone other than their spouse. Even if someone sleeps with you it could mean very little to them or and you might just have to settle for never being a person that someone finds that attractive.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

"the positions in porn are fake" then how the fuck is one supposee to have sex retard?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

We have no experience

 

[ihaveno1]

Same, if i ever got a gf I would have to do more research

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

Dunk doughnut in coffee until cream comes out. Simple. Even the dumbest most braindead animals can do it.