I can try:
Woman: "I am surrounded by big, scary, hairy things that might bum-rush and rape or hurt me at any moment."
*Chad appears*
Chad: "Hey there, how about I buy you a coffee"
Woman: "Oh, what a hunk! He will protect me from those scary, rapey, monsters!"
Normal guy: "Hi, I'm..."
Woman: "SEXUAL HARASSMENT! Ewww! One of the rapemonsters dared to talk to me! I'm calling the cops!"
Chad: "Hey, you heard the lady! Get lost, creep!"