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Cope Escorts are the only hope for my socially retarded ass.

Simba

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I hope one day that I have the cash to spend it on an escort but I spend a lot of it on alcohol since it makes my life more bearable & comfy but I’m hoping one day that I can stop my tempted spending sprees just to have some play time for my own satisfaction with an escort.

I will try to focus on saving money then hopefully I can hire an escort who doesn’t turn out to be a troon & actually see a foid who will make me feel satisfied.

Ya, I know escorts are of course only in it for the cash but for me it would be better than no touch at all.
 
Escorts are on my bucket list too. Thing is I have the cash but not the balls. I don't want some stranger in my home fiddling with my dick. How's that for you? Anyway I hope you'll have the money soon buddy.
 
Escorts are only for richcels unfortunately. Pussy cartel keeps the prices high on purpose, in my area lowest tier escort hooker bitch asks 1/4 of the minimum wage for just an hour, and if you're wagie you need money for rent, food, taxes etc.

Women talk about how men sexually objectifying them, oppressing them but lots of bitches who are hookers/escorts, they don't go for jobs like store cashier, why would they work whole month just to get enough money to pay the rent when they can get same amount of money beingh a hooker in a day.
 
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Escorts are on my bucket list too. Thing is I have the cash but not the balls. I don't want some stranger in my home fiddling with my dick. How's that for you? Anyway I hope you'll have the money soon buddy.
I wouldn’t mind being touched by a stranger as long as it isn’t a troon larper.
 
Escorts are only for richcels unfortunately. Pussy cartel keeps the prices high on purpose, in my area lowest tier escort hooker bitch asks 1/4 of the minimum wage for just an hour, and if you're wagie you need money for rent, food, taxes etc.
Some escorts also want a deposit which enrages me, fucking retarded whores! :feelsree:
 
Escorts are only for richcels unfortunately. Pussy cartel keeps the prices high on purpose, in my area lowest tier escort hooker bitch asks 1/4 of the minimum wage for just an hour, and if you're wagie you need money for rent, food, taxes etc.
Nah, I am poor af and I still fuck escorts
 
I found a one that’s cheap than usual escorts but bitch deleted her account on the escort site I’m using.
 
Escorts are on my bucket list too. Thing is I have the cash but not the balls. I don't want some stranger in my home fiddling with my dick. How's that for you? Anyway I hope you'll have the money soon buddy.
Go to a massage parlor then if you dont want them in your home
 
You just gotta fuck occasionally, dont do it repeatedly
it's just boggles me how much pussy costs. Imagine working your ass off just to afford hour of Becky pussy once a month
 
300usd 1 hour
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600usd 1 hour gook
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700usd 1 hour
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it's just boggles me how much pussy costs. Imagine working your ass off just to afford hour of Becky pussy once a month
I wished I can do once a month
 
Escorts will nevER fulfill you,
 
160$ for FS

There is one who charges 80$ for raw BJ
Are most escorts legit from your experience? Sorry for so many questions about escorts but I have never went to see any before.
 
dont fall for the meme, just get a cheap one. troons shouldnt be a problem unless your in thailand or something
 
dont fall for the meme, just get a cheap one. troons shouldnt be a problem unless your in thailand or something
There was one who I suspected was a troon but she assured me she wasn’t a troon so it makes me wonder but I never got the chance to see her since she deleted herself from the escort site I’m using.
 
It was a foid in her 30’s or 40’s.
 
Some escorts can be cheap
 
Thing is I have the cash but not the balls. I don't want some stranger in my home fiddling with my dick.
just do incall nigga why would you give your home address to some hooker that is the last thing you wanna do
 
I never saw the face of the 40’s escort, she had it censored.
i mean in terms of body. Today with plastic surgeries, injections and fakeup they don't look as bad, like 40 y,o women 40 years ago
 
Are most escorts legit from your experience? Sorry for so many questions about escorts but I have never went to see any before.
Yep my experience
 
Do not throw away the money you earned by giving away some effort and time of your life to some foid who will profit from your misery.

Sex should be free. Foids who profit from the misery of incels should be punished.
 
All women are whores in one shape or form. Will fuck for money, whether that's as a job or being looked after domestically
 
I want an escort too so I can lose my v card. I just don’t know where to start. I know an area where there are hookers but unfortunately a lot of them are sheboons and there’s cops roaming around since it’s located in the projects. I’ve been to backpages but it looks like a scam/sketchy.
 
Ill never fuck escorts, no matter what
 
It depends what you're looking for. Yeah, you could lose your virginity. You'll still never get to experience being in a relationship, though.
 
Go to a massage parlor then if you dont want them in your home
I had a middle aged Chinese whore charge me $200 for a quicky handjob, no joke. She didn't go down or even undress herself.
 
Bro thinks he can get escorts without being socially gifted. They will think ur a cop with no rizz
 

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