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Escorts are the only category of women you gain something by being nice: advice for future escortcels.

I know us escortcels are in a minority here, but it's just because in order to fuck escorts you need to be an oldcel (30+), not only because you need a job and the money to pay hookers but because it takes a certain degree of desperation to start accepting that "you will pay women for sex"
I'm 25 and i'm perfectly ok with the idea of paying foids for sex and erotism since i just want their body and their feet and i don't Give a shit about the stupid retarded idea of "conquering" her
 
What's your plan, then ? How do you envision your sex life in the future ?
No plans , just fapping to hentai for the rest of my life
 
I am boycotting foids in all aspects of life, I would only escortcel if the women would give the money back to an incel in some way, otherwise there is no use
 
I'm 25 and i'm perfectly ok with the idea of paying foids for sex and erotism since i just want their body and their feet and i don't Give a shit about the stupid retarded idea of "conquering" her

I'm not talking about conquering anyone, stop being low iq. I'm talking about gaining extra benefits by being pleasant and clean.
 
No plans , just fapping to hentai for the rest of my life

I used to think like that at 16 but things changes and the more go on with your life the more you want to have life experiences that makes it worth it.

Unless you're poor or so low T that you couldn't fuck an escort if you wanted.
 
I'm not talking about conquering anyone, stop being low iq. I'm talking about gaining extra benefits by being pleasant and clean.
You misunderstood my point. Completely.
 
You misunderstood my point. Completely.

I didn't, read my op again.

I dont' give a fuck about "conquering" a whore, which is what you've tried to imply is my intent.

(also, italian? wow.)
 
What's your take on sex dolls ?

Not trying to trick you or make a point, just genuinely curious.
Never really thought about getting one. I’ve seen pics , Some look like they will be nice to have. But I don’t have the money and even if had it , I don’t think I would buy one.
I used to think like that at 16 but things changes and the more go on with your life the more you want to have life experiences that makes it worth it.

Unless you're poor or so low T that you couldn't fuck an escort if you wanted.
Maybe , I guess time will tell. But at the moment I have zero interest
 
I used to think like that at 16 but things changes and the more go on with your life the more you want to have life experiences that makes it worth it.

What made me decide to visit whores was a particularly bad and humiliating encounter with a female. I realized how vulnerable I was to female charm and I thought the only way to protect myself was to have sex. Even if paid sex is not authentic, it was still closer than anything I had experienced.

Overall I think I was right, but it's hard to be sure. I don't regret it anyway, I consider it as the best decision I've ever made.
 
I didn't, read my op again.

I dont' give a fuck about "conquering" a whore, which is what you've tried to imply is my intent.

(also, italian? wow.)
I never tried to imply that. Again: totally misunderstood.
I was quoting you where you said you have to accept that you have to pay for a foid and that happens when you are 30+ and i responded saying i already accepted that at 25 since i never had the desire to "conquer foids" in the good old fashioned way like NT normies

(Yes italic and Venetian. Why?)
 
What made me decide to visit whores was a particularly bad and humiliating encounter with a female. I realized how vulnerable I was to female charm and I thought the only way to protect myself was to have sex. Even if paid sex is not authentic, it was still closer than anything I had experienced.

Overall I think I was right, but it's hard to be sure. I don't regret it anyway, I consider it as the best decision I've ever made.

Me too. I don't regret it at all.

Fucking whores, especially young and hot ones, made me more resistant against that feel when you see a hot foid going around and you're like "wow i wonder how it's kissing, licking and fucking her".

When i see a foid, i immediately think of one of the many hookers i've fucked that resembles the foid in question and i think to myself "ok, i've already fucked something similar".

It's not an all-around remedy cause sex with a willing foid is something different, but it's the best cope i can come up with..
I never tried to imply that. Again: totally misunderstood.
I was quoting you where you said you have to accept that you have to pay for a foid and that happens when you are 30+ and i responded saying i already accepted that at 25 since i never had the desire to "conquer foids" in the good old fashioned way like NT normies

(Yes italic and Venetian. Why?)

Oh, that's true, i've somehow mismatched some quotes.

Kudos to you, i wasn't ready to fuck whores at 25, i had to wait 30.

( no reason ;) )
 
Fucking whores, especially young and hot ones, made me more resistant against that feel when you see a hot foid going around and you're like "wow i wonder how it's kissing, licking and fucking her".

Exactly. When you see a female with a nice body, you don't torture yourself wondering what it feels like to touch it and to put your dick inside. You know.
 
just hit the gym for whores theory
 
I'm an escortcel of well over a decade. I've fucked so many hookers i couldn't tell you half their names.

I mirror this advice. You need to leave your hang ups with foids at the door if you want an enjoyable experience. You should be pleasant it will make it go easier. For the most part - escorts. Particularly the high end ones who have been in the game long term are fairly nice. Generally they like meeting new people and often times are massive sluts who like cock. I have nothing negative to say about them really. In over a decade I've only had a handful of really bad experiences and honestly one thing about a bad experience is it means your next one is generally a lot better.

Above all. Hygiene. Really. You need to shower thoroughly before going to a meet, change of clothes, shave, brush, floss, mouthwash. Generally that is what the decent quality girls do in between meets. For a start its basic respect. Second it will make the meet go easier.

Don't be disrespectful by trying to haggle over the price. Honestly there is no shortage of work for escorts and it's just silly.

So yeah follow those rules and generally not only should you have a good time but you should get a decent reputation.
 
Fucking whores, especially young and hot ones, made me more resistant against that feel when you see a hot foid going around and you're like "wow i wonder how it's kissing, licking and fucking her".

When i see a foid, i immediately think of one of the many hookers i've fucked that resembles the foid in question and i think to myself "ok, i've already fucked something similar".

It's not an all-around remedy cause sex with a willing foid is something different, but it's the best cope i can come up with..

Good point. It could potentially work even better: "yeah this foid is kinda ok but I already fucked much hotter ones". So its important to not be shy and go for the best looking hookers(and always young ones, even if they are not totally experienced ones).
 
Goes without saying that the more fat & less agile you are the less actual physical fucking & sex you'll be able to do.

That's one of the benefits of Gymcelling. You don't do it for the :redpill: you do it for escortcelling :blackpill:
Story of my life. Only escorts ever noticed and cared that I was fit. Escorts are the only women who actua reward your Hygiene having a nice haircut,apartment etc.
It's the less cucked way to have sex for an incel, way less cucked than betabux.


Yes, this. I had three very small pimples and he burned it. Not a big deal. I can imagine chad and stacies gets that a lot.


I'm not saying that if you are fat you can't escortcel, i'm just saying that foids (and even males tbh) are disgusted by someone fat because they assume (and they are usually right) that a fat person is dirty and does not take care of himself.

You don't go to the gym to please hookers, you do that because you want dignity for yourself even if you are ugly. You want to be in shape and be able to defend yourself in case someone wants to bully you (it can happen even in the world of adults, just in a different way).

Having a whore licking your butthole it's just a nice side effect.
Yes but it turns me on massively if a women gives me compliments (sry bros).
 
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i cant even escortcel because my dick is to sensitive and cant pully my foreskin down when its erect :kys: desu

Get a flashlight and force yourself to practice regularly. It takes a long time, but eventually it does get better. You're basically going to have suck it up and deal with the pain at first because it hurts like a bitch. I had tried the stretching exercises and got no where. For me it took regular practice of forcing it back. And of course, who knows what the point was because as an incel not like I'm using the damn thing anyway.
 
Get a flashlight and force yourself to practice regularly. It takes a long time, but eventually it does get better. You're basically going to have suck it up and deal with the pain at first because it hurts like a bitch. I had tried the stretching exercises and got no where. For me it took regular practice of forcing it back. And of course, who knows what the point was because as an incel not like I'm using the damn thing anyway.
fuck sounds painful ngl, ill try stretching then maybe do that, im able to pull down my foreskin but it folds over tip when i pull it back up, it hurts when i touch it without water on it ngl.
 
fuck sounds painful ngl, ill try stretching then maybe do that, im able to pull down my foreskin but it folds over tip when i pull it back up, it hurts when i touch it without water on it ngl.

That sounds exactly like it is for me. I won't say it's perfect, probably because I waited so long to address the problem, but I can pull it back with relatively no trouble now. There's hope for you, used to be I couldn't even pull it back when it was limp. Sill wonder why my parents didn't just circumcise me at birth.
 
That sounds exactly like it is for me. I won't say it's perfect, probably because I waited so long to address the problem, but I can pull it back with relatively no trouble now. There's hope for you, used to be I couldn't even pull it back when it was limp. Sill wonder why my parents didn't just circumcise me at birth.
cirumsision is worse ngl because it get rids of all the sensitivity, i can pull it down when its limp with some water, ill probably look into thanks
 
I know us escortcels are in a minority here, but it's just because in order to fuck escorts you need to be an oldcel (30+), not only because you need a job and the money to pay hookers but because it takes a certain degree of desperation to start accepting that "you will pay women for sex".

I've wondered about it for years because massage videos turned me on and i've started to get into "masseuses" first (not noodlewhores, white ones) and then, occasionally, true escorts. I still prefer the masseuses, though, and some of them have sex with you too.

Anyways, back to the original topic: remember guys, escorts are the one and only category of women that, if you are nice (and more clean as possible), you can gain something for that.

If you go to an escort, be sure to:

  • be NICE to the escort: i don't mean that you have to act like a cuck and bring her flower or shit like that. She is doing a job, and if you make it easier for her it is possible that she will give you a bit of extra reward (but you need to be clean and not fat, see next). Don't argue with her (unless she is rude, then you WILL have the slut respect you even by getting angry);
  • don't be fat. People assume fat people are dirty and smelly, and they are often right. Gymcel in order to be thin;
  • be extra clean (take a shower, bro!). If your hair are shit just shave them and try to shave your armpits/your dick. Wash your dick througly and even your asshole (you can even put your finger into it and drag shit away if there is any);
  • try to know in advance the price of the escort so you don't find yourself trying to bargain over that.

Only with escorts, of course. With normal females doing any of this is worth nothing.
Thanks. I appreciate as much escort info as possible. Is it good to tip as a reward for her not playing any games? Also what do your suggest to get the most sex from Asian massage parlors.
 

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