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Discussion escortcels which of these sex positions feels better for you?

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Doggy is easiest, having the girl on the bed on her back is actually pretty hard if you LDAR all day since your legs aren't all that flexible jfl.
 
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I feel like you need a big dick to perform option b

but not like im a specialist in sex :feelsseriously:
 
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B makes it feel tighter.

A smells like ass. That may or may not be your thing?
 
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Tenshi said:
I feel like you need a big dick to perform option b

but not like im a specialist in sex :feelsseriously:
I agree. I think that's a position big-dicked dudes tend to use to not think about the depth of penetration.
 
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I think women enjoy missionary more because its more intimate
 
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calimero said:
I think women enjoy missionary more because its more intimate
Yeah, if the guy has a pretty face, they should enjoy seeing it.
 
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calimero said:
I think women enjoy missionary more because its more intimate
Maybe. Escorts aren't trying to be intimate with you.:feelsYall:
 
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my dick doesnt really bend down that far i wouldn't be able to do B :lul:
 
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My penis is about 1.3 size of a coke can in length, it's over
 
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when i went to hookers i couldnt do cowgirl because my dick is to small
best i had was missionary
i read in a pua blog that you have to press your body against hers, as much skin contact as possible
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but why is this pinned?
 
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Its just cartoons, what am i missing here?
 
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Thanks FatLink for undeleting this
Miyanu said:
Its just cartoons, what am i missing here?
prone-bone has girl's pelvis on bed
top-down bottom-up has her pelvis raised
changes angle, wondered what felt better
 
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Wizard32 said:
Thanks FatLink for undeleting this

prone-bone has girl's pelvis on bed
top-down bottom-up has her pelvis raised
changes angle, wondered what felt better
Why dont you escortcel :waitwhat:
 
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Probably B, Doggystyle is easiest. Missionary was is a bit difficult and I've done reverse cow girl before (this was all with a condom so I could hardly feel anything) my dicks a solid 7 inches.
 
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Why is this thread stickied, I don't get it
 
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Arescel said:
Why is this thread stickied, I don't get it
highinhibition said:
but why is this pinned?
I know, LOL this topic isn't exactly front-page must-know information for incels, umm
 
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Lawrence said:
I know, LOL this topic isn't exactly front-page must-know information for incels umm
yes it's very weird.
 
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This one

 
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Rhaast said:
Why dont you escortcel :waitwhat:
because I'd prob get arrested and also I think the experience would ruin me in many ways
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I know, LOL this topic isn't exactly front-page must-know information for incels, umm
site owner is making up to me how his druggy friend pruned the thread unjustifiably
 
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Wizard32 said:
because I'd prob get arrested and also I think the experience would ruin me in many ways
Elab
 
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Rhaast said:
He's in "Canada". Also, I don't think escorts would accept rainbow money they want cold hard greenbacks instead.
 
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Rhaast said:

cooming in an escort would just be in-my-face how much she rejects how, how she's only be with me for money, I'd be comparing myself to whichever guy she fucks for free, etc. it'd be suifuel that'd ruin the experience

don't know how escort-cels compartmentalize enough to do it, feel like you'd do that when it feels super over and you're grasping at straws of satisfaction
 
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Wizard32 said:
don't know how escort-cels compartmentalize enough to do it, feel like you'd do that when it feels super over and you're grasping at straws of satisfaction
It's mostly due to raging horniness...- overriding all other thoughts
 
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JFL the state of incels.is.
Whorecel topic pinned?
And calling them "escorts" in the process?

Fat Link @Fat Link why but why foid glorification? If this is the new norm, I will unsubscribe.
 
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tanfeo said:
Whorecel topic pinned?
That must have been a mistake.- Has to be a mistake!

A week ago it was "should we ban escort discussions"; now it's "let's sticky the escort discussions" pffft
 
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tanfeo said:
JFL the state of incels.is.
Whorecel topic pinned?
And calling them "escorts" in the process?

Fat Link @Fat Link why but why foid glorification? If this is the new norm, I will unsubscribe.
The users voted to allow this filth on at least two known occasions brother.

My hands are veritably tied on this issue unless I were to just go ahead and do what I want and ban it which would then make me a tyrant. :feelsseriously:
 
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Lawrence said:
That must have been a mistake.- Has to be a mistake!

A week ago it was "should we ban escort discussions"; now it's "let's sticky the escort discussions" pffft
I owed Wizard32 a favor for letting that idiot AmIJustDreaming ban him unjustly.
 
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Fat Link said:
I owed Wizard32 a favor for letting that idiot AmIJustDreaming ban him unjustly.
Ahh, ok...- dude the amount of politics in this job, ha...- I would not have expected
 
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Lawrence said:
It's mostly due to raging horniness...- overriding all other thoughts
but those die down eventually and the thoughts will come, how can you repeat that cycle
tanfeo said:
Whorecel topic pinned?
And calling them "escorts" in the process?
you make a good point here, why are we using overly polite terms like escorts which have an excessive syllable count?

I guess we could make it even shorter than whorecel by saying "Hocel" but would people get confused?
Lawrence said:
Ahh, ok...- dude the amount of politics in this job, ha...- I would not have expected
Link is free to unsticky this thread soon as he makes me a mod :feelsYall:
 
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FuRed @FuRed interesting variant of cowgirl position, not sure what to call it

seems liek you wouldn't get much penetration in that angle though since your thighs would get in the way
 
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I wanted to do prone but I was a faggot last time and didn't ask (I'm a faggot I know)
 
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SuccessfulShark said:
I wanted to do prone but I was a faggot last time and didn't ask (I'm a faggot I know)
by prone do you mean both of you in a prone (face down) position like doggystyle?
 
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I got slightly horny from clicking and have just resisted the urge to masturbate.

I have no experience, but I definitely like thinking of A the most.

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This doesn't surprise me.
 
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Wizard32 said:
but those die down eventually and the thoughts will come, how can you repeat that cycle
Yeah, I think maybe the distinction is that there are bad ones and good ones?- And once you meet a good one, the thoughts that come back a few weeks later are more like "damn, that girl made me feel like a million bucks", LOL...- "I gotta see her again"

Perhaps most escorts are so-so, which leads to most escort experiences being a letdown, like you described...- but every now and then you meet a good one, and then it's a world of difference
 
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