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Serious Escortcels, what was your first time like?

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How would you cope with the nerves?
 
Being horny helps to lower inhib and take care of nerves. I was worried about dumb shit like it being a sting or a trap for some pimp to mug me so I chose a girl who was working in a hotel in the central part of my city — nowhere shady. She was pretty good about doing normal shit like kissing, complimenting me, indulging my fetishes etc.. Can probably depend a lot on what the girl is like and your first time probably really affects how you feel about it. Look for review sites. I did that but couldn’t find reviews for the girls I was choosing between. They are also cracking down on those in the US now too.

I have been tempted to do it again since the first time but haven’t yet mostly due to the cost. Often want to do it when I’m horny but I just fap and then end up glad that I saved myself the money and awkwardness. Helps that I have to travel a city over to do it, so I can’t really do it on impulse.
 
I have already gone in detail about it so I will just paste it here. About the nerves, I didn't have much problem since I'm NT and my social anxiety was quite low at the time.

My first time escortceling was great. I got a 18yo slim favela whore, she asked to see my dick and examined it to determine if it were good for a raw blowjob, I passed the test and she was laughing out of embarrassment constantly, I could tell she was inexperienced. I came on her face and she told me no one had done it before, which I believe tbh since most monkeys here just fuck like animals and come in the condom, they don't have such fetishes.

(Bonus: the rest of the post I made back then):

Second one was not good, I pretty much got trapped, when you go to small apartments it tends to happen, learned the lesson now. There was a time like that I payed like 40 dollars for a very poor quality hooker, I've payed as cheap as 20 dollar for better looking ones.

It's VERY enjoyable to be able to just start grabbing the girls body, pulling off her clothes, showing your dick and pushing it on her face, prostitute sex is great, I don't believe most guys have this extent of freedom in sex even when they get it.

As for sexual practices, most hookers refuse things like rimjobbing you, cum in their mouths, etc (had both just once with a 3/10 cheap whore). Some refuse anal and deepthroat. The rest of more standard sexual practices always tend to happen, a raw blowjob is mostly accepted as long as you and your dick looks healthy (the fact I'm white helps with it, not gonna lie; hookers are VERY racist, I've been told things like "I did it just because you're white and clean looking" more than once).
 
Being horny helps to lower inhib and take care of nerves. I was worried about dumb shit like it being a sting or a trap for some pimp to mug me so I chose a girl who was working in a hotel in the central part of my city — nowhere shady. She was pretty good about doing normal shit like kissing, complimenting me, indulging my fetishes etc.. Can probably depend a lot on what the girl is like and your first time probably really affects how you feel about it. Look for review sites. I did that but couldn’t find reviews for the girls I was choosing between. They are also cracking down on those in the US now too.

I have been tempted to do it again since the first time but haven’t yet mostly due to the cost. Often want to do it when I’m horny but I just fap and then end up glad that I saved myself the money and awkwardness. Helps that I have to travel a city over to do it, so I can’t really do it on impulse.
Did u tell her you were a virgin?
 
I have already gone in detail about it so I will just paste it here. About the nerves, I didn't have much problem since I'm NT and my social anxiety was quite low at the time.

My first time escortceling was great. I got a 18yo slim favela whore, she asked to see my dick and examined it to determine if it were good for a raw blowjob, I passed the test and she was laughing out of embarrassment constantly, I could tell she was inexperienced. I came on her face and she told me no one had done it before, which I believe tbh since most monkeys here just fuck like animals and come in the condom, they don't have such fetishes.

(Bonus: the rest of the post I made back then):

Second one was not good, I pretty much got trapped, when you go to small apartments it tends to happen, learned the lesson now. There was a time like that I payed like 40 dollars for a very poor quality hooker, I've payed as cheap as 20 dollar for better looking ones.

It's VERY enjoyable to be able to just start grabbing the girls body, pulling off her clothes, showing your dick and pushing it on her face, prostitute sex is great, I don't believe most guys have this extent of freedom in sex even when they get it.

As for sexual practices, most hookers refuse things like rimjobbing you, cum in their mouths, etc (had both just once with a 3/10 cheap whore). Some refuse anal and deepthroat. The rest of more standard sexual practices always tend to happen, a raw blowjob is mostly accepted as long as you and your dick looks healthy (the fact I'm white helps with it, not gonna lie; hookers are VERY racist, I've been told things like "I did it just because you're white and clean looking" more than once).

Damn. If it weren't illegal here and I had money, I'd probably call up an escort just to get a blowjob.
 
I was nervous af and kinda walked around in a haze about the brothel area. Finally I just went into the most expensive brothel/strip club and said to the hottest girl there (a 9/10) that I wanted to fuck her and asked about the price etc. After some awkward negotiation I settled for a ridiculous amount and we went into a back room where she unceremoniously put a condom on me and spread her legs. She proceeded to not look at me and urging me to hurry up, so the whole thing wasn't very enjoyable despite her looks tbh, but at least I got it done, which was the most important thing. The second time (with a different girl) was better, and the sixth time was great. Honestly, the first time you should just think about getting it over with, but if you can, try to find a girl who is somewhat into you rather than looks great and aim for a longer time (preferably one night).
 
Damn. If it weren't illegal here and I had money, I'd probably call up an escort just to get a blowjob.
Go to Mexico if Southern US cel.
 
Did u tell her you were a virgin?
She asked me if it was my first time and I said “yes”. Not sure if she took that to mean that I was a virgin or it was my first time with an escort.
 
I was nervous af and kinda walked around in a haze about the brothel area. Finally I just went into the most expensive brothel/strip club and said to the hottest girl there (a 9/10) that I wanted to fuck her and asked about the price etc. After some awkward negotiation I settled for a ridiculous amount and we went into a back room where she unceremoniously put a condom on me and spread her legs. She proceeded to not look at me and urging me to hurry up, so the whole thing wasn't very enjoyable despite her looks tbh, but at least I got it done, which was the most important thing. The second time (with a different girl) was better, and the sixth time was great. Honestly, the first time you should just think about getting it over with, but if you can, try to find a girl who is somewhat into you rather than looks great and aim for a longer time (preferably one night).
The thing that makes me hate escortcelling is the time. You only get so much time before you gotta go
 
for you americacels how did you get over the fear of it being a police sting operation or make sure that it wasnt the case?
 
The thing that makes me hate escortcelling is the time. You only get so much time before you gotta go
Agreed. When I had an entire night it was a lot better and the thought of that night still reliably brings a smile to my face. Hard to afford unless you are in SEA though.
 
Agreed. When I had an entire night it was a lot better and the thought of that night still reliably brings a smile to my face. Hard to afford unless you are in SEA though.
Yea its like thousands of dollars for one night in the west
 
Would it be creepy if I asked an escort to wear a costume, legitimately curious
 
My first time with an escort was actually very good, I was pretty nervous at first. When I got to her incall (hotel room) I left the money on the table as instructed and we sat on the bed and talked for a bit. She started the action and after that my nerves were gone. Had a great time but the price tag for that particular girl one was $400 for the hour, but it was very good. It was GFE so it was very satisfying. As I have posted previously, escorts fill the void for a time but the "high" wears off as you begin to realize that these women feel nothing for you. The sex isn't enough for most of us I believe which has been discussed in another thread. I did the escort thing for awhile and you may as well but I think as time passes on you will find it is not a real solution, only a distraction that costs you a lot of money.
 
lol no.
bro you are paying for a service, who the fuck cares what she thinks
well I don't want her running away with my money lol. Or even worse getting her manager to beat me up
 
Many of them allow you to film it for an extra fee.

IncelTears hate the thought of us having sex with an escort, they want us to die virgins but we won't, we will fuck hotter girls than them even if we have to pay.
 

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