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DarkKnight

DarkKnight

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When you go to an escort, do they look at you like your trash? or pretend and give good service? What is your usual experience with escorts like?
 
Thanks, thinking of just waiting for good sex robots, not too sure.

I wouldn't recommend escorts but that's entirely up to you. Sex robots is a better cope.
 
Get a doll bro
 
I heard that expensive ones were super good
I wouldn't do it, it would just be too devastating for me that i would have to resort to that. I'd lose my boner halfway though
 
If you go to a Russian she will treat you like trash.

South americans are great if you want to be treated nicely.
The yonguer the better they treat you because they need money.

Except Russians ones and 40s one everyone is cool.

Escorts with very long legs usually have a tight pussy.

Go to one that provides the services you want (for exemple cum in mouth/CIM, etc).

About deeptroaths everyone lies.

If you want to feel in love choose a cute one ...but never a russian one...they are arrogant.
 
If you go to a Russian she will treat you like trash.

South americans are great if you want to be treated nicely.
The yonguer the better they treat you because they need money.

Except Russians ones and 40s one everyone is cool.

Escorts with very long legs usually have a tight pussy.

Go to one that provides the services you want (for exemple cum in mouth/CIM, etc).

About deeptroaths everyone lies.

If you want to feel in love choose a cute one ...but never a russian one...they are arrogant.

What's up with the russians, do they treat you like trash because it's a cultural behavior thing or is it becuase they're very sensitive to your appearance ??
 
yes but a slut can pretend to be your girlfriend if u pay her enough.
it's a service called girlfriend experience (GFE)
The mere existence of a service called “the girlfriend experience” should illustrate how debilitating and soul crushing inceldom/loneliness is.
 
Obviously, your experience will vary by city, by price point, and by escort. The more convenient locales are in touristy spots like Bangkok, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, Las Vegas; and in financial centers like NYC, London.

You can get a quickie (hand/oral/straight sex) with little to no kissing, no conversation, no eye contact. Don't expect good service with random street hookers or walk-ups. But these are cheap. In London, where I currently am, these can cost as little as £20-30 ($25-38). Pump and dump. They're essentially a live wank rag.

A GFE (girlfriend experience, as someone else mentioned) is pricier and typically charges by the hour. A good one is anywhere from £150-250 per hour ($190-320). There are ones even pricier...I mean, the sky's the limit, really.

Oh, btw, prices are much steeper in the U.S. I used to live in NYC and the prices there are eye-watering...so I didn't seriously consider using escorts until I moved to Europe.

Some GFE escorts are pretty damn good at acting -- how many other ways can a 20-something with a high school education make $250k+ annually tax free? But none of that will change the very fact that we're 2/10 subhuman manlets. After you leave, they'll throw up a little and say nasty things about you to other escorts. It's a business arrangement and nothing more. Oh, and escorts themselves can be somewhat choosy -- most of them won't see blacks, and some won't see Asians/curries either. Some of them also won't see people under 25 (or 30), or people who they consider to be morbidly obese, blah blah blah. Oh, and there are certain risks to escortcel. You can get robbed by a pimp, attacked by a drug-addled whore, et cetera...

Once your appointment is over, you begin to realize how subhuman you are, how fucked up society is -- that you have to regularly withdraw wad after wad of cash to get some inferior version of the experience that Chad gets for free has every night. I know someone who makes just a little over minimum wage; he works extra hours and eats baked beans on toast every night, so at the end of the month, he has enough cash saved up to meet with an 8.5/10 Stacy for an hour. For an hour. Once a month. She makes more in a week than he does in half a year. I don't have the vocabulary to describe that sort of arrangement -- "sad" is an understatement. It sucks to be incel. But to be poor AND incel? I think I'd rope.
 
What's up with the russians, do they treat you like trash because it's a cultural behavior thing or is it becuase they're very sensitive to your appearance ??

It's cultural.
Even Cristiano Ronaldo family said Irina was cold.

To find cute East european escorts I go to Lady Dallas, it's on "La Jonquera" city (Spain).
 
Obviously, your experience will vary by city, by price point, and by escort. The more convenient locales are in touristy spots like Bangkok, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, Las Vegas; and in financial centers like NYC, London.

You can get a quickie (hand/oral/straight sex) with little to no kissing, no conversation, no eye contact. Don't expect good service with random street hookers or walk-ups. But these are cheap. In London, where I currently am, these can cost as little as £20-30 ($25-38). Pump and dump. They're essentially a live wank rag.

A GFE (girlfriend experience, as someone else mentioned) is pricier and typically charges by the hour. A good one is anywhere from £150-250 per hour ($190-320). There are ones even pricier...I mean, the sky's the limit, really.

Oh, btw, prices are much steeper in the U.S. I used to live in NYC and the prices there are eye-watering...so I didn't seriously consider using escorts until I moved to Europe.

Some GFE escorts are pretty damn good at acting -- how many other ways can a 20-something with a high school education make $250k+ annually tax free? But none of that will change the very fact that we're 2/10 subhuman manlets. After you leave, they'll throw up a little and say nasty things about you to other escorts. It's a business arrangement and nothing more. Oh, and escorts themselves can be somewhat choosy -- most of them won't see blacks, and some won't see Asians/curries either. Some of them also won't see people under 25 (or 30), or people who they consider to be morbidly obese, blah blah blah. Oh, and there are certain risks to escortcel. You can get robbed by a pimp, attacked by a drug-addled whore, et cetera...

Once your appointment is over, you begin to realize how subhuman you are, how fucked up society is -- that you have to regularly withdraw wad after wad of cash to get some inferior version of the experience that Chad gets for free has every night. I know someone who makes just a little over minimum wage; he works extra hours and eats baked beans on toast every night, so at the end of the month, he has enough cash saved up to meet with an 8.5/10 Stacy for an hour. For an hour. Once a month. She makes more in a week than he does in half a year. I don't have the vocabulary to describe that sort of arrangement -- "sad" is an understatement. It sucks to be incel. But to be poor AND incel? I think I'd rope.

Wow thanks for the breakdown! I think the part where you know they are talking trash to other escorts about you sucks the worst. Just gonna wait for those sex robots then. Appreciate it.
 
It all depends on the whore..most are awful and treat you like shit, but every once in a while you find a good whore that really treats you good..

if you find one of these I recommend you make her your regular whore cause they are kind of rare.
 
Obviously, your experience will vary by city, by price point, and by escort. The more convenient locales are in touristy spots like Bangkok, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, Las Vegas; and in financial centers like NYC, London.

You can get a quickie (hand/oral/straight sex) with little to no kissing, no conversation, no eye contact. Don't expect good service with random street hookers or walk-ups. But these are cheap. In London, where I currently am, these can cost as little as £20-30 ($25-38). Pump and dump. They're essentially a live wank rag.

A GFE (girlfriend experience, as someone else mentioned) is pricier and typically charges by the hour. A good one is anywhere from £150-250 per hour ($190-320). There are ones even pricier...I mean, the sky's the limit, really.

Oh, btw, prices are much steeper in the U.S. I used to live in NYC and the prices there are eye-watering...so I didn't seriously consider using escorts until I moved to Europe.

Some GFE escorts are pretty damn good at acting -- how many other ways can a 20-something with a high school education make $250k+ annually tax free? But none of that will change the very fact that we're 2/10 subhuman manlets. After you leave, they'll throw up a little and say nasty things about you to other escorts. It's a business arrangement and nothing more. Oh, and escorts themselves can be somewhat choosy -- most of them won't see blacks, and some won't see Asians/curries either. Some of them also won't see people under 25 (or 30), or people who they consider to be morbidly obese, blah blah blah. Oh, and there are certain risks to escortcel. You can get robbed by a pimp, attacked by a drug-addled whore, et cetera...

Once your appointment is over, you begin to realize how subhuman you are, how fucked up society is -- that you have to regularly withdraw wad after wad of cash to get some inferior version of the experience that Chad gets for free has every night. I know someone who makes just a little over minimum wage; he works extra hours and eats baked beans on toast every night, so at the end of the month, he has enough cash saved up to meet with an 8.5/10 Stacy for an hour. For an hour. Once a month. She makes more in a week than he does in half a year. I don't have the vocabulary to describe that sort of arrangement -- "sad" is an understatement. It sucks to be incel. But to be poor AND incel? I think I'd rope.
Real post
 
yes but a slut can pretend to be your girlfriend if u pay her enough.
it's a service called girlfriend experience (GFE)

Paying extra money does ot guarantee good service and can make you resentful when you've realised you've been had. It's like saying paying extra money for secondhand car means its won't be defective. Rookie mistake and plenty of heartache if you go with this.

Regarding question OP book her for the shortest period of time to gauge her attitude. If she is like a dead fish on a chopping block when she answers the door not a good sign, listen to your gut instinct make your excuses and leave.

As you get better sometimes you can run the risk and I've had some bookings that were a rocky start, but once the sex got going some ended up being top 10 experiences.
Some girls had a bitchy attitude but that is kind of a turn on as they have to service your cock once moneys been exchanged, so it becomes a reverse hate fuck.

I had one escort whose schtick was she acted like every client was a Calvin Klein model and really got into the role. She was one of a kind though, burned up quickly and now looks all fucked up.

Also prostitution rules, laws, prices and etiquette varies from country to country.

In advance I am from the UK and most girls I see are white slavic immigrants from the EU (they make up 90% of prostitutes in the UK).
 
Usually depends on how much you pay them
 
They show up, they hate you, they take the money and leave
 
Obviously, your experience will vary by city, by price point, and by escort. The more convenient locales are in touristy spots like Bangkok, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, Las Vegas; and in financial centers like NYC, London.

You can get a quickie (hand/oral/straight sex) with little to no kissing, no conversation, no eye contact. Don't expect good service with random street hookers or walk-ups. But these are cheap. In London, where I currently am, these can cost as little as £20-30 ($25-38). Pump and dump. They're essentially a live wank rag.

A GFE (girlfriend experience, as someone else mentioned) is pricier and typically charges by the hour. A good one is anywhere from £150-250 per hour ($190-320). There are ones even pricier...I mean, the sky's the limit, really.

Oh, btw, prices are much steeper in the U.S. I used to live in NYC and the prices there are eye-watering...so I didn't seriously consider using escorts until I moved to Europe.

Some GFE escorts are pretty damn good at acting -- how many other ways can a 20-something with a high school education make $250k+ annually tax free? But none of that will change the very fact that we're 2/10 subhuman manlets. After you leave, they'll throw up a little and say nasty things about you to other escorts. It's a business arrangement and nothing more. Oh, and escorts themselves can be somewhat choosy -- most of them won't see blacks, and some won't see Asians/curries either. Some of them also won't see people under 25 (or 30), or people who they consider to be morbidly obese, blah blah blah. Oh, and there are certain risks to escortcel. You can get robbed by a pimp, attacked by a drug-addled whore, et cetera...

Once your appointment is over, you begin to realize how subhuman you are, how fucked up society is -- that you have to regularly withdraw wad after wad of cash to get some inferior version of the experience that Chad gets for free has every night. I know someone who makes just a little over minimum wage; he works extra hours and eats baked beans on toast every night, so at the end of the month, he has enough cash saved up to meet with an 8.5/10 Stacy for an hour. For an hour. Once a month. She makes more in a week than he does in half a year. I don't have the vocabulary to describe that sort of arrangement -- "sad" is an understatement. It sucks to be incel. But to be poor AND incel? I think I'd rope.
brutal.
 
Obviously, your experience will vary by city, by price point, and by escort. The more convenient locales are in touristy spots like Bangkok, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, Las Vegas; and in financial centers like NYC, London.

You can get a quickie (hand/oral/straight sex) with little to no kissing, no conversation, no eye contact. Don't expect good service with random street hookers or walk-ups. But these are cheap. In London, where I currently am, these can cost as little as £20-30 ($25-38). Pump and dump. They're essentially a live wank rag.

A GFE (girlfriend experience, as someone else mentioned) is pricier and typically charges by the hour. A good one is anywhere from £150-250 per hour ($190-320). There are ones even pricier...I mean, the sky's the limit, really.

Oh, btw, prices are much steeper in the U.S. I used to live in NYC and the prices there are eye-watering...so I didn't seriously consider using escorts until I moved to Europe.

Some GFE escorts are pretty damn good at acting -- how many other ways can a 20-something with a high school education make $250k+ annually tax free? But none of that will change the very fact that we're 2/10 subhuman manlets. After you leave, they'll throw up a little and say nasty things about you to other escorts. It's a business arrangement and nothing more. Oh, and escorts themselves can be somewhat choosy -- most of them won't see blacks, and some won't see Asians/curries either. Some of them also won't see people under 25 (or 30), or people who they consider to be morbidly obese, blah blah blah. Oh, and there are certain risks to escortcel. You can get robbed by a pimp, attacked by a drug-addled whore, et cetera...

Once your appointment is over, you begin to realize how subhuman you are, how fucked up society is -- that you have to regularly withdraw wad after wad of cash to get some inferior version of the experience that Chad gets for free has every night. I know someone who makes just a little over minimum wage; he works extra hours and eats baked beans on toast every night, so at the end of the month, he has enough cash saved up to meet with an 8.5/10 Stacy for an hour. For an hour. Once a month. She makes more in a week than he does in half a year. I don't have the vocabulary to describe that sort of arrangement -- "sad" is an understatement. It sucks to be incel. But to be poor AND incel? I think I'd rope.


You are basically guaranteed to contract herpes if you hookercel long enough. You know that right?
 
Escort foids are far more honest than normal betabuxx whores. It's fair. A transaction. She doesn't want to fuck you, you want to fuck, you pay for a service. It's honest, it's not manipulative or malicious, and you get what you pay for. I would almost say, if you're gonna be a whore, be a man about it (metaphorically) in stead of a little bitch that pretends to love you for shelter and missionary sex while sucking miles of chad cock.
You are basically guaranteed to contract herpes if you hookercel long enough. You know that right?
Condoms, bro
 
Once your appointment is over, you begin to realize how subhuman you are, how fucked up society is
Yeah, one of the reason I'll never see an escort is because I don't want to live the aftermath phase.
 
You are basically guaranteed to contract herpes if you hookercel long enough. You know that right?

condoms. oh, and herpes can't be worse than rope.

Escort foids are far more honest than normal betabuxx whores. It's fair. A transaction. She doesn't want to fuck you, you want to fuck, you pay for a service. It's honest, it's not manipulative or malicious, and you get what you pay for. I would almost say, if you're gonna be a whore, be a man about it (metaphorically) in stead of a little bitch that pretends to love you for shelter and missionary sex while sucking miles of chad cock.

Real post. I'm sick and tired of normies and their usual bullshit -- personality, tinder, yada yada yada. Escort foids are brutally, almost refreshingly honest. "You're not chad/tyrone, but we can overlook that so I can pay my bills."
 
condoms. oh, and herpes can't be worse than rope.

Herpes is strongly implicated in dementia. Also, it and HPV are both the most common STDs and the only ones that cannot be prevented with a condom. HPV is often without symptoms in men, until it causes cancer.

Escortcelling is inherently dangerous and massively expensive - still cheaper than marriage though -.
 
yes but a slut can pretend to be your girlfriend if u pay her enough.
it's a service called girlfriend experience (GFE)

This is even more cucked. Paying a broad so that she pretend to be your girlfried. So fucking cucked. Why giving females money for just being female? Men have to work hard in every aspect of life. Stop wasting energy and money for whores.

This is much better.
 
When you go to an escort, do they look at you like your trash? or pretend and give good service? What is your usual experience with escorts like?
they fake smile most of the time but after half an hour they turn off and rush you to end the session,
 

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