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Escortcels, how old were you when you saw your first escort and how many escorts have you seen so far? What are their races, body type and height?

Also, what's the oldest and youngest escort that you've fucked? And what's the cheapest price you've paid and for what?
 
1) 18 (In August 2021)
2) 7
3) The very first one was Asian (I didn't like it), then there were only Slavs and one Armenian. Mostly just below my height, with a slightly plump or slim build
4) The youngest is 19, the oldest 34
 
Escortcels, how old were you when you saw your first escort and how many escorts have you seen so far? What are their races, body type and height?

Also, what's the oldest and youngest escort that you've fucked? And what's the cheapest price you've paid and for what?
I started having escorts around 25 (I am now close to 35).

Mostly went for eastern European types @300-400 USD/hour. Generally book them for 2 hours. They are generally 20-25 8/10 and decent in bed/cooperative. I have classic tastes. Not too skinny, not too curvy. Slight preference for brunettes.

I see them either in Dubai or London, when I go there.

In total, I must have seen around 50.
 
I started having escorts around 25 (I am now close to 35).

Mostly went for eastern European types @300-400 USD/hour. Generally book them for 2 hours. They are generally 20-25 8/10 and decent in bed/cooperative. I have classic tastes. Not too skinny, not too curvy. Slight preference for brunettes.

I see them either in Dubai or London, when I go there.

In total, I must have seen around 50.
May I ask what field you’re in? That’s almost $50k on escorts in ten years - a ridiculous amount of money to spend for something so non-trivial for most people (even us incels).
 
First one when I turned 19, now I am 21 and seen around 15 but and some multiple times.
 
I'm never going to pay for an escort. High probability of me becoming addicted to a temporary and non-genuine relationship, due to a lifetime chewing and idealizing. The point is, I won't have the money to supply all the needs every week.
imagine i get addicted to hugging escort and having no way to supply without having to pay
just don't :feelsrope:
 
May I ask what field you’re in? That’s almost $50k on escorts in ten years - a ridiculous amount of money to spend for something so non-trivial for most people (even us incels).
ITcel + Richcel (my dad gives me money even though we hate each other's guts ...)
 
30 and it was with a Hispanic womanlet that was such a bad experience I never bothered trying it again (it cost $600)
 
1) 18 (In August 2021)
2) 7
3) The very first one was Asian (I didn't like it), then there were only Slavs and one Armenian. Mostly just below my height, with a slightly plump or slim build
4) The youngest is 19, the oldest 34
And how much do you pay?
 
I'm never going to pay for an escort. High probability of me becoming addicted to a temporary and non-genuine relationship, due to a lifetime chewing and idealizing. The point is, I won't have the money to supply all the needs every week.
imagine i get addicted to hugging escort and having no way to supply without having to pay
just don't :feelsrope:
This. If I get an escort I may become addicted to them which is a very costly hobby.
 
30 and it was with a Hispanic womanlet that was such a bad experience I never bothered trying it again (it cost $600)
Damn that's a ton of money. You could have bought 6 fleshlights for that price and lube
 
This. If I get an escort I may become addicted to them which is a very costly hobby.
It shouldn't be if landwhales get sex for free.

At most it should be $20 for a quickie, that way the common man can afford to pay for pussy. Especially for a well used up middle-aged roastie.
 
It shouldn't be if landwhales get sex for free.

At most it should be $20 for a quickie, that way the common man can afford to pay for pussy. Especially for a well used up middle-aged roastie.
Yeah but that obviously isn't the case reading these replies. Most guys are paying upwards of $100. I agree it shouldn't be that way but that's the way it is.
 
19. It was with a nasty she boon for 60-80 bucks I don’t remember for sure. It was a shittty experience. Only time I ever saw an escort
 
Yeah but that obviously isn't the case reading these replies. Most guys are paying upwards of $100. I agree it shouldn't be that way but that's the way it is.
Because foids have basically gatelocked their pussy and men are willing to pay anything for that.

And it's not like the foids are doing it just to survive, obviously they make much more than the average male worker and they use that money to buy the latest iPhones and live the high life.
 
19. It was with a nasty she boon for 60-80 bucks I don’t remember for sure. It was a shittty experience. Only time I ever saw an escort
Was this in the hood? Was she fat?
 
Because foids have basically gatelocked their pussy and men are willing to pay anything for that.

And it's not like the foids are doing it just to survive, obviously they make much more than the average male worker and they use that money to buy the latest iPhones and live the high life.
True. That's why i'm probably just going to buy a fleshlight tbh
 
Was this in the hood? Was she fat?
We met at this hotel in a kinda ghetto area in the city. Id never pay to fuck a fatass but it was still a shittty experience and one of the reasons sheboons are my least favorite race of foid by far
 
True. That's why i'm probably just going to buy a fleshlight tbh
Yeah, you just buy it once and use it however you like.

Though even then, it's not exactly like fucking a real foid. Even if the fleshlight feels nice, you still know for a fact that you aren't fucking a living breathing thing letting you fuck her.
We met at this hotel in a kinda ghetto area in the city. Id never pay to fuck a fatass but it was still a shittty experience and one of the reasons sheboons are my least favorite race of foid by far
Wouldn't call a black foid a sheboon unless she was fat. I'm not into black foids that much either but I'd still fuck if she has a nice ass.
 
Yeah, you just buy it once and use it however you like.

Though even then, it's not exactly like fucking a real foid. Even if the fleshlight feels nice, you still know for a fact that you aren't fucking a living breathing thing letting you fuck her.
True but it's better than paying thousands for a slightly better experience.
 
No, mulatto Latino.
Idk sheboons are the lowest quality of foid imo. Their masculine facial features, masculine dark skin, and their pussies look like horse pussies
 
Idk sheboons are the lowest quality of foid imo. Their masculine facial features, masculine dark skin, and their pussies look like horse pussies
Your not the only one. Science has proven this. It's most likely the testosterone.
 
Idk sheboons are the lowest quality of foid imo. Their masculine facial features, masculine dark skin, and their pussies look like horse pussies
Some black foids can be feminine. Typically the ones from Africa and the West Indies aren't as hood as the blacks from here. Even Puerto Rican women are too masculine sometimes.

But yeah, dark skin is kinda of a turn off and usually their faces aren't that good either. A few do have a nice face tho.
 
I lost my virginity to an escort when I was 24 years old. In NYC escorts are $500/hr minimum. Have seen at least a hundred.
 
Escortcels, how old were you when you saw your first escort
28

and how many escorts have you seen so far?
11

What are their races, body type and height?
White, biracial (white-brown mix) or brown
thin to fat, but mostly in between
usually small, significantly smaller than me

Also, what's the oldest and youngest escort that you've fucked?
Based on the age shown in their ads (which is almost never true), 20 and 40.

And what's the cheapest price you've paid and for what?
35 USD and 112 USD


This. If I get an escort I may become addicted to them which is a very costly hobby.
Try not to. None of them are worth it to go broke for.

Damn that's a ton of money. You could have bought 6 fleshlights for that price and lube
But that's not sex, much less affection.
 

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