Based Escortcels how do you live with yourselves

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

Honestly, I think escortcels cope the hardest out of all the schools of coping.

Escortcls:Bro, it doesn't matter, love and meaningful relationships are just imaginary concepts. Its all just bioevolutionary survival strategies manifesting themselves into the level of the individual, none of those warm and fuzzy feelings of bonding, love and warmth are real, its all just evolutionary trickery, paying a diseased prostitute, that doesn't want you is just as good as a real relationship.

Meanwhile Chad wakes every morning staring into the eyes of some random incarnation of the divine, a true living angel...transcending his biology every single morning and experiencing divine bliss that is outside the realm of understanding of escortcels.

 

[RopeIsMyLove]

Yeah, escortceling is a dumb cope.
It's like coping with the old, used volkswagen while pretending it's in the same ligue as porsche.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

escortcelling isnt even an option for some ethnics as escorts have racial requirements. @tehgymcel420 . We can never catch a break

 

[seija]

Yeah, escortceling is a dumb cope.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I'd rather fuck an escort than fuck my hand.

It's the next best thing to ascension

 

[Weston404]

Escorts. It's the only way to have a casual convo with a woman for Torontocels.

It's illegal to talk to womyn in Toronto w.o. her consent. A crime punishable by 2 years in prison (criminal harassment).

Seual urges come, and hiring an escort is the only way from going ER.

Hiring escorts is a band aid solution to a cancer of feminism, but Torontocels have no choice due to feminist laws.

 

[heroinfather]

Losing virginity to an escort might be the single most subhuman trait someone can have

 

[Ticcel]

Escortcels are the most blackpilled imo.

 

[Mainländer]

Not all escortcels think love, relationships and validation don't matter. In fact, I don't remember seeing anyone saying stuff like that here. It's more of a MGTOW thing to say than an incel one.

But escortcelling is the closest you can get to women. You get to have poor quality sex with poor quality women, and have to pay for it, but you do get sex at least.

 

[blackcel]

I am not much of an escortcel anymore but when I was it was just me wanting to get my dick wet.

If you care more about all that extra relationship bullshit then ya, I guess you wont be satisfied with an escort but literally all I wanted to do was fuck. I got over all that mushy bullshit when I was in my early 20s. Putting pussy on a pedestal is what one of my chad friends called it. A lot of you dudes here do it.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I got over all that mushy bullshit when I was in my early 20s. Putting pussy on a pedestal is what one of my chad friends called it. A lot of you dudes here do it.

3D foids are unlovable.

 

[StaroRavager]

I'd rather fuck an escort than fuck my hand.

It's the next best thing to ascension

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

wtf are we supposed to do? obsess over faggot anime waifus or whatever you faggots call it? buy a fuck doll? idk. just let ppl have their copes tbh

 

[blackcel]

Not all escortcels think love, relationships and validation don't matter. In fact, I don't remember seeing anyone saying stuff like that here. It's more of a MGTOW thing to say than an incel one.

But escortcelling is the closest you can get to women. You get to have poor quality sex with poor quality women, and have to pay for it, but you do get sex at least.

loving the new avatar buddy boyo, even though tit is animeshit

 

[Mainländer]

loving the new avatar buddy boyo, even though tit is animeshit

Thanks. Watch K-On, the story is poor but it's still worth it.

 

[Michael15651]

I fail to see the appeal, but I understand why such individuals would take initiation regarding the issue and executing the actions.

 

[Deleted member 17599]

Escortcels are the most blackpilled imo.

They are the most cucked. JFL at paying a roastie for sex when Chad gets it for free from virgin JBs.

 

[Permafrost]

...the eyes of some random incarnation of the divine, a true living angel...

Woman worship just a little bit?

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

What % of escorts are even legit? Ive seen escort reviews sites here in australia and they always seem negative, like people posting saying the girl had fake photos, or the girl was 20 years old than she said, or that they turned up, and got trapped into doing it, because they were intimidated by guys that were working with the escorts.

Seems risky as fuck to me, and thats not even including the STD issue

 

[Gone Coping]

i don't understand why it makes some people angry, it's basically an advanced form of masturbation, if they want to spend their own money to do it who cares

 

[DaveBuster]

Anyone who thinks inceldom is about sex should try an escort.

 

[FaceandHFD]

high inhib

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Honestly, I think escortcels cope the hardest out of all the schools of coping.

Escortcls:Bro, it doesn't matter, love and meaningful relationships are just imaginary concepts. Its all just bioevolutionary survival strategies manifesting themselves into the level of the individual, none of those warm and fuzzy feelings of bonding, love and warmth are real, its all just evolutionary trickery, paying a diseased prostitute, that doesn't want you is just as good as a real relationship.

Meanwhile Chad wakes every morning staring into the eyes of some random incarnation of the divine, a true living angel...transcending his biology every single morning and experiencing divine bliss that is outside the realm of understanding of escortcels.

Find other copes, try not to long for our former escortcelling days, distract ourselves with other stuff, masturbate mechanically without thinking about anything, buy other shit & get indebted buying permanent assets so you don't have any money for it etc.

Anyone who thinks inceldom is about sex should try an escort.

Exactly this.

I'd rather fuck an escort than fuck my hand.

It's the next best thing to ascension

Yeah This. Just save up for it though but I've decided to throw in the towel after my last debacle though.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

They are the most cucked. JFL at paying a roastie for sex when Chad gets it for free from virgin JBs.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Escorts. It's the only way to have a casual convo with a woman for Torontocels.

It's illegal to talk to womyn in Toronto w.o. her consent. A crime punishable by 2 years in prison (criminal harassment).

Seual urges come, and hiring an escort is the only way from going ER.

Hiring escorts is a band aid solution to a cancer of feminism, but Torontocels have no choice due to feminist laws.

Paying for sex is illegal but not selling however advertising it is illegal though where you are. Mad law.

wtf are we supposed to do? obsess over faggot anime waifus or whatever you faggots call it? buy a fuck doll? idk. just let ppl have their copes tbh

Escortcels are the most blackpilled imo.

Thanks.

i don't understand why it makes some people angry, it's basically an advanced form of masturbation, if they want to spend their own money to do it who cares

 

[Deleted member 8353]

i don't understand why it makes some people angry, it's basically an advanced form of masturbation, if they want to spend their own money to do it who cares

It doesn't make me angry, I just envy them.

 

[Dionysus]

How is fucking females coping?

 

[Weston404]

Paying for sex is illegal but not selling however advertising it is illegal though where you are. Mad law.

Kathleen Wynne and the TDSB enforced a law which allowed a feminist teacher working for the Toronto District School Board, could strip nude and open her pussy flaps to her students, and Toronto Police will be prohibited from investigating her because of Kathleen Wynne and the LGBTQP community.

But if a male student laughs or makes the feminist teacher feel uncomfortable, Toronto Police are called to the school to warn the student of sexual harassment.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Kathleen Wynne and the TDSB enforced a law which allowed a feminist teacher working for the Toronto District School Board, could strip nude and open her pussy flaps to her students, and Toronto Police will be prohibited from investigating her because of Kathleen Wynne and the LGBTQP community.

But if a male student laughs or makes the feminist teacher feel uncomfortable, Toronto Police are called to the school to warn the student of sexual harassment.

[CLOWNWORLD]

 

[Themisanthropicones]

Escorts. It's the only way to have a casual convo with a woman for Torontocels.

It's illegal to talk to womyn in Toronto w.o. her consent. A crime punishable by 2 years in prison (criminal harassment).

Seual urges come, and hiring an escort is the only way from going ER.

Hiring escorts is a band aid solution to a cancer of feminism, but Torontocels have no choice due to feminist laws.

Very true in T.O but it is very expensive and I hate the fact that I'm contributing to the problem and can't stand these worthless hoes getting rich off of me.

I am not much of an escortcel anymore but when I was it was just me wanting to get my dick wet.

If you care more about all that extra relationship bullshit then ya, I guess you wont be satisfied with an escort but literally all I wanted to do was fuck. I got over all that mushy bullshit when I was in my early 20s. Putting pussy on a pedestal is what one of my chad friends called it. A lot of you dudes here do it.

Its biological urge and the ones on here complaining about it should chill the fuck out.

Find other copes, try not to long for our former escortcelling days, distract ourselves with other stuff, masturbate mechanically without thinking about anything, buy other shit & get indebted buying permanent assets so you don't have any money for it etc.


Exactly this.


Yeah This. Just save up for it though but I've decided to throw in the towel after my last debacle though.

What happened.

Find other copes, try not to long for our former escortcelling days, distract ourselves with other stuff, masturbate mechanically without thinking about anything, buy other shit & get indebted buying permanent assets so you don't have any money for it etc.


Exactly this.


Yeah This. Just save up for it though but I've decided to throw in the towel after my last debacle though.

What happened.

 

[Incline]

escortcelling isnt even an option for some ethnics as escorts have racial requirements. @tehgymcel420 . We can never catch a break

Fuck escorts anyway don't worry man let's go SEA we will dress you up as some kawai shit and paint you white bitches won't see it coming bro.

 

[quinn24]

-expensive
-jbs are illegal

its over

 

[Deleted member 4760]

Honestly, I think escortcels cope the hardest out of all the schools of coping.

Escortcls:Bro, it doesn't matter, love and meaningful relationships are just imaginary concepts. Its all just bioevolutionary survival strategies manifesting themselves into the level of the individual, none of those warm and fuzzy feelings of bonding, love and warmth are real, its all just evolutionary trickery, paying a diseased prostitute, that doesn't want you is just as good as a real relationship.

Meanwhile Chad wakes every morning staring into the eyes of some random incarnation of the divine, a true living angel...transcending his biology every single morning and experiencing divine bliss that is outside the realm of understanding of escortcels.

escrotceld a few times but its not something i advise or do often myself..its really in times of extreme loneliness, when you feel like you would like to be touched and shit...

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Anyone who thinks inceldom is about sex should try an escort.

Except that just proves it is. Since escortcels get same satisfaction as Chad. It just requires wealth

 

[TheReaper]

Meanwhile Chad wakes every morning staring into the eyes of some random incarnation of the divine, a true living angel...transcending his biology every single morning and experiencing divine bliss that is outside the realm of understanding of escortcels.

after all the threads about female nature you talk about femoids in this way...
fuck off, you and your divine soulless sluts

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Not all escortcels think love, relationships and validation don't matter. In fact, I don't remember seeing anyone saying stuff like that here. It's more of a MGTOW thing to say than an incel one.

But escortcelling is the closest you can get to women. You get to have poor quality sex with poor quality women, and have to pay for it, but you do get sex at least.

You mean high quality sex with high quality women right? They are professionals

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Fuck escorts anyway don't worry man let's go SEA we will dress you up as some kawai shit and paint you white bitches won't see it coming bro.

I’m down

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Very true in T.O but it is very expensive and I hate the fact that I'm contributing to the problem and can't stand these worthless hoes getting rich off of me.


Its biological urge and the ones on here complaining about it should chill the fuck out.


What happened.


What happened.

you're joking right? Toronto has the cheapest escorts in the entire world, it's like $200/hour there.

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

Escortcelling is worth it if you really want to lose your v-card. It can turn into a very expensive cope.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

There's such a thing as the girlfriend experience though, where you pay them to pretend to like you and be nice to you etc.

 

[ReasonableResolver]

Meanwhile Chad wakes every morning staring into the eyes of some random incarnation of the divine, a true living angel...transcending his biology every single morning and experiencing divine bliss that is outside the realm of understanding of escortcels.

Well I can't turn myself into Chad so I have to cope somehow.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Going through hoops and getting constantly rejected is a much better cope.

 

[Mainländer]

You mean high quality sex with high quality women right? They are professionals

That's merely is a meme. A girl who actually loves you or at least feels attraction towards you will be willing to do more things and more passionately than a prostitute.

Sex is pretty instinctive also, especially women's role in it. This "experienced" shit is also a meme women use to cope with the fact they're sluts.

 

[misanthropekun]

Except that just proves it is. Since escortcels get same satisfaction as Chad.

Chad drives a brand new Ferrari for free, escortcels pay for old cars.

 

[Sans]

Escortcelling isn’t really that cucked to me if you’re paying for sex if you really want to lose your virginity. But the girlfriend experience is sickeningly cucked.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

those who hate on escortcels re probably just broke NEET who whish they could do it at least once.

 

[Themisanthropicones]

you're joking right? Toronto has the cheapest escorts in the entire world, it's like $200/hour there.

I never said that Toronto had expensive escorts I just find it expensive period paying some hoe $140-180 for what a few minutes and yes you're right compared to places in the west like Calgary its cheaper in Toronto but keep in mind the higher echelon more professional escort is charging like $160 hh while a 5/10 thinks their worth like 140 for the same amount of time not to mention with the latter you're not even guarantee you gonna get what you payed for to me that is pricey.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

I never said that Toronto had expensive escorts I just find it expensive period paying some hoe $140-180 for what a few minutes and yes you're right compared to places in the west like Calgary its cheaper in Toronto but keep in mind the higher echelon more professional escort is charging like $160 hh while a 5/10 thinks their worth like 140 for the same amount of time not to mention with the latter you're not even guarantee you gonna get what you payed for to me that is pricey.

200/hr ''cheapest escort''



Thats a fucking steal and scam bro. In Montreal, a few miles away, you can get 150/hr with gf experience and some even do anal and shit.

Even better, it's way cheaper in Europe with Legal ''All you can fuck'' brothels where you pay 50 euros fees at the entrance and you fuck all the grils you want.

Im not even gonna talk about the extremely low rates in Latin American countries or SEA like Thailand and Phillipine.

Moneywise, were getting scammed in North America bro.

Escortcelling here is a wallet killer. youre better off subscribing to your fave porn site as better way to cope sexually.

For anything else, ropes are cheap in Dollar Store.

 

[DaveBuster]

Since escortcels get same satisfaction as Chad.

If this is really what you think Chad experiences, then please, save up so money and go get yourself an escort. You'll be Chad.

 

[z2020]

The only problems I have -

- it's not worth it if the person doesn't love or desire you the same way you desire her. I imagine people who do it tend to feel some real emptiness, maybe even guilt right after. Because most escorts are doing it for money, they're compelled and try to desensitise themselves to get through it.

- if the above isn't reason enough, you also don't know for sure whether the girl is being trafficked/pimped/forced.

I think for me, I'd rather just die alone as a virgin than see an escort. If you were never destined to be loved, then there's no point in anything.