Discussion Escortcels, how did your encounter go down?

[Left4DeadKoala]

Like what do you even say?

What is done when you 2 first meet up?

Tag some escortcels

@FucktheFBI ur the only escortcel I can think of rn

 

[FuckHOA]

My first time I went to some ghetto gook massage and paid 40$ for the massage and the lady kept on saying shit like "You have a nice body" in her asian tone and it went on for 30 minutes and she asked if I wanted sex and I paid 200$ for it and fuck it was worth it and I seen her last time in febuary and thats when I went full fuck on her even kissing her

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

My first time I went to some ghetto gook massage and paid 40$ for the massage and the lady kept on saying shit like "You have a nice body" in her asian tone and it went on for 30 minutes and she asked if I wanted sex and I paid 200$ for it and fuck it was worth it and I seen her last time in febuary

Sounds nice tbh.

I saw a video before of this guy going into an Asian massage place and they gave him a handjob for 100$

Honestly I'd pay for it

 

[FuckHOA]

Sounds nice tbh.

I saw a video before of this guy going into an Asian massage place and they gave him a handjob for 100$

Honestly I'd pay for it

I am planning to go again but I tried to tell myself I need to stop for a year and I am having a hard time keeping my promise

 

[AutistSupremacist]

You can't be an incel if you've had sex, idk how much times people need to say this

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

I am planning to go again but I tried to tell myself I need to stop for a year and I am having a hard time keeping my promise

What does it even feel like having sex?

I feel like my cock would be to overly sensitive since it is when I use fleshlight jfl

 

[FuckHOA]

You can't be an incel if you've had sex, idk how much times people need to say this

You have to pay for an medicore version of sex for a whore that doesnt love you

 

[FuckHOA]

What does it even feel like having sex?

I feel like my cock would be to overly sensitive since it is when I use fleshlight jfl

An unexplainable wet warm feeling that stings your dick when you are about to orgasm

 

[FuckHOA]

When you go to an escort (preferrably a massage) bring at least 200$

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

she canceled last minute im still a virgin

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

When you go to an escort (preferrably a massage) bring at least 200$

I'll try to find some in my area

 

[FuckHOA]

I'll try to find some in my area

Hide the money too because those chinks will fucking steal it if its in your wallet

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Hide the money too because those chinks will fucking steal it if its in your wallet

I hope you are not speaking from expirence?

 

[FuckHOA]

I hope you are not speaking from expirence?

Yep

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Yep

Jfl.

Handjobs are cheaper I'm guessing?

 

[FuckHOA]

Jfl.

Handjobs are cheaper I'm guessing?

Yea

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Yea

They're about to get BLACKED