Serious (ESCORTCELS GET THE FUCK IN HERE) Ive decided to hire an escort. I need some tips...

[Damo the incel]

Jesus christ... did i say he needs it or its necessary? No? I said I would personally do it because it would be waste of money to not get hard due to anxiety and being too nervous. Fucking moron

Greycel please shut up, what kind of advice is it to tell someone there first time to use viagra, dumb fat fuck

 

[Xbox]

The second i see an irl pussy i doubt thatll be an issue

Good for you. I hope it goes alright, goodluck fam

 

[Damo the incel]

Good for you. I hope it goes alright, goodluck fam

Shut your fucking mouth you Greycel Xbox worshipping ugly faggot

Good for you. I hope it goes alright, goodluck fam

Finnish freak, euro cuck

 

[Blacktarpill]

I don't know man. I even feel very bored when i fap.

 

[Xbox]

Greycel please shut up, what kind of advice is it to tell someone there first time to use viagra, dumb fat fuck

Another benefit would be that if u cum too early it would be easier to go for round 2 straight away with viagra, but i forgot that u americunts have shitty whores who make u leave as soon as u cum lmfao. Atleast here u can do whatever the fuck u want for the time you paid + hookers are legal here.

 

[Damo the incel]

Another benefit would be that if u cum too early it would be easier to go for round 2 straight away with viagra, but i forgot that u americunts have shitty whores who make u leave as soon as u cum lmfao. Atleast here u can do whatever the fuck u want for the time you paid + hookers are legal here.

Just neck yourself you fucking cuck

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Another benefit would be that if u cum too early it would be easier to go for round 2 straight away with viagra, but i forgot that u americunts have shitty whores who make u leave as soon as u cum lmfao. Atleast here u can do whatever the fuck u want for the time you paid + hookers are legal here.

Since when do hookers make you leave after you cum. Youre retarded.

 

[Damo the incel]

Since when do hookers make you leave after you cum. Youre retarded.

This

 

[Guest2]

Is the rabbit stream not on then?

 

[SirIncel]

Good luck

 

[Xbox]

Since when do hookers make you leave after you cum. Youre retarded.

Ironic that youre acting like u know shit when u have actually 0 experience l0l but as i said earlier GL and take it easy

 

[Inceldo]

It won't happen

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Is the rabbit stream not on then?

What?

Ironic that youre acting like u know shit when u have actually 0 experience l0l but as i said earlier GL and take it easy

Ironic you're speaking in absolutes about a country you dont live in.

 

[Guest2]

What?

If you are escortcelling tonight will there be no rabbit stream online?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

If you are escortcelling tonight will there be no rabbit stream online?

Im doing it tomorrow, not tonight.

 

[Guest2]

Im doing it tomorrow, not tonight.

Oh ok

 

[Indari]

can still get herpes or other stds with a rubber

 

[NEETAndTidy]

can still get herpes or other stds with a rubber

Herpes is spread through skin contact and i think the rest are like that too. So no long as youre careful. But im not gonna go to a sketchy one

 

[Deleted member 60]

If i was you i would take viagra or cialis just in case.

Another benefit would be that if u cum too early it would be easier to go for round 2 straight away with viagra, but i forgot that u americunts have shitty whores who make u leave as soon as u cum lmfao.

legit advice

 

[Deleted member 677]

just dont eat her pussy

I'd have to. I need to experience it at least once in my life.

 

[StaroRavager]

jerk off and you wont need to go to a hooker

I wish that were the case

 

[Deleted member 677]

Fuck that. I dont want an STD or to taste every dude shes ever fucked dicks

Cope

 

[Indari]

Herpes is spread through skin contact and i think the rest are like that too. So no long as youre careful. But im not gonna go to a sketchy one

careful how? you can't avoid skin contact

 

[NEETAndTidy]

careful how? you can't avoid skin contact

Not touching the area with bare skin.

Basically not touching her pussy.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Squeeze the head of the dick to restart the excitement
Take deep breathes and focus on other things like how amazing allah is

 

[Mainländer]

How do I make myself last as long as possible?

Fap before you meet her. I don't recommend it though, unless you have a bad case of premature ejaculation. I usually don't fap for 3 or 4 days before going to an escort, you get hornier and blow a bigger load.

How do I go about everything once im with her?

This is the best part, you don't have to respect any kind of ritual like you would probably have to with a "normal" foid. You can just start grabing her body and pushing your cock onto her face, etc.

Any do's and don'ts?

Don't put your mouth anywhere, don't fuck her without a condom, especially in the ass. Don't push her into doing anything or be coarse to her if you're in a whorehouse.

How much should I be spending?

Not sure about your country. Here it's ~17 dollars for a cheap one, ~40 dollar for a medium one and 100 for a top quality one.

Should I worry about being able to get/stay hard due to nerves?

Take a viagra or something alike like 1/1 and 1/2 hour before if you think you'll get limp.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

You're gonna bust in 30 seconds. If you try too hard not to bust then you'll just lose your boner which is even worse

That's a lie, if you use a condom its basically impossible to cum at all