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Serious Escortcells GTFIH! How long have you booked one for and was it good?

Coldone666

Coldone666

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I'm an ugly autistic virgin and the only way I'll be able to ascend is by paying for it. I already got scammed once so I have to choose the next one carefully.

Anyway how long are the sessions you guys usually booked, do you go for a quick session or a long one?

I'm looking at 2-3 hours, I don't care if it gets awkward or uncomfortable that would make it more hotter tbh. I want lots of cuddling and boob grabbing.

I'm going to bed so I might night see all the replies for a few hours.
 
tbh. I want lots of cuddling and boob grabbing.
nice, just sex seems so cold to me

imma need huggies and cuddles too

i think your best option is to go to an official escort service (depends on where you live) and not some street hooker

goodluck brocel

-ron
 
imma need huggies and cuddles too
just play girlfriend asmr while fucking her in the ass
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It's crazy out there, lads. Hoeflation is ridiculous.
It's 500 an hour for a sub-5 woman nowadays out here in freedomland.
 
wtf
If it’s your first time sample it for half hour, don’t pay for 2-3 hours
 
It's crazy out there, lads. Hoeflation is ridiculous.
It's 500 an hour for a sub-5 woman nowadays out here in freedomland.
nigers asking for 500usd for 1 hour :dafuckfeels:
 
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900usd for 90 mins :dafuckfeels:
 
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800usd 1 hour she says shes in her 40's
 
An hour usually at the minimal. ONLYSIMPS killed escorting in the UK. They think by attacking the incel
community and attacking the escort industry will make life better in the UK.
 
I'm an ugly autistic virgin and the only way I'll be able to ascend is by paying for it. I already got scammed once so I have to choose the next one carefully.

Anyway how long are the sessions you guys usually booked, do you go for a quick session or a long one?

I'm looking at 2-3 hours, I don't care if it gets awkward or uncomfortable that would make it more hotter tbh. I want lots of cuddling and boob grabbing.

I'm going to bed so I might night see all the replies for a few hours.
It’s always these who’re giving shit cold sex
 
I'm an ugly autistic virgin and the only way I'll be able to ascend is by paying for it. I already got scammed once so I have to choose the next one carefully.

Anyway how long are the sessions you guys usually booked, do you go for a quick session or a long one?

I'm looking at 2-3 hours, I don't care if it gets awkward or uncomfortable that would make it more hotter tbh. I want lots of cuddling and boob grabbing.

I'm going to bed so I might night see all the replies for a few hours.
Kys faggot
 
It's crazy out there, lads. Hoeflation is ridiculous.
It's 500 an hour for a sub-5 woman nowadays out here in freedomland.
Wtf I'd want a 9/10 at least for that much.

do not visit then, since you are not horny enough
I have Avoidant Personality Disorder, it's all mental, not physical.

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900usd for 90 mins :dafuckfeels:
Not pretty enough to get half that lol.

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800usd 1 hour she says shes in her 40's
WTF why would I pay some old busted Granny? She'd be lucky to get 1/10 of that.
 
What if you book for 2-3 hours and her pussy smells terrible?
 
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900usd for 90 mins :dafuckfeels:
She looks disgusting :feelspuke::feelspuke: does she have specific kinks in her menu or some shit?
On one of the sites I've been using I've been seeing whores want $500 an hour and there's no bare bj, no kissing, no cuddling, no cof, no daty. Can't believe guys are paying that fucking price
 
wow insane rate
brazil has cheap rates i heard
You heard wrong my friend. You are not paying less than 300 BRL for one hour with an avarage foid. Let me explain to you. Minimum wage in Brazil is around 1200 BRL. Now imagine paying 300 for one hour.
 
She looks disgusting :feelspuke::feelspuke: does she have specific kinks in her menu or some shit?
On one of the sites I've been using I've been seeing whores want $500 an hour and there's no bare bj, no kissing, no cuddling, no cof, no daty. Can't believe guys are paying that fucking price
Those are the only things that would make that price even remotely tolerable, that and she looks like a model.
 
You heard wrong my friend. You are not paying less than 300 BRL for one hour with an avarage foid. Let me explain to you. Minimum wage in Brazil is around 1200 BRL. Now imagine paying 300 for one hour.

expensive elsewhere not bad for firstworldcels

thats around 60ish usd or 80ish canadian dollar
still hoeflation back in 2016 was it the olympics, lots of tourists were fking underage toilets there for less 30 usd
 
expensive elsewhere not bad for firstworldcels

thats around 60ish usd or 80ish canadian dollar
still hoeflation back in 2016 was it the olympics, lots of tourists were fking underage toilets there for less 30 usd
For first worlds incel yes but as a brazilian I wouldnt go back to that fucking country even if the hookers were for free.
 
For first worlds incel yes but as a brazilian I wouldnt go back to that fucking country even if the hookers were for free.
insane the prices for whores have quadrupled in brazil
how much are HTB beckies or stacy in brazil?
 
ESCORTMAXXING IS LIFEFUEL

I'm an aspiring escortcel

Losing your virginity to escorts is truecel trait
 
She looks disgusting :feelspuke::feelspuke: does she have specific kinks in her menu or some shit?
idk where i found her but i think shes just regular escort.

here is another i found yes this is under female.
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1hour 600usd jfllllllllllllllllll

@lazy_gamer_423
 
idk where i found her but i think shes just regular escort.

here is another i found yes this is under female.
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1hour 600usd jfllllllllllllllllll

@lazy_gamer_423
why is it so much :lul:
 
1 hour 500usd :feelspuke:
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:feelspuke:
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THEY ARE ASKING FOR MONEY BEFORE YOU SHOW UP ?

@lazy_gamer_423 @lifeisfucked215
 
1 hour 500usd :feelspuke:
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:feelspuke:
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THEY ARE ASKING FOR MONEY BEFORE YOU SHOW UP ?

@lazy_gamer_423 @lifeisfucked215
and these "women" will still get buyers
 
All that wasted money and chads get it for free..SMFH...I quit p2p once it went over 150 dollars...and that includes cab fair...just jerk off homie...bust to solo porn or whatever ur porn liking...once u bust that nut in like 5 min. Or less...I promise...u will thank me....

U get to keep the money in ur pocket and ur satisfied..with a nice nap...tucked away and ur not thinking about a bitch till the next morning...llmmaaooo
 
This is y I pray for the death of prostitutes...and all that about to get shut down anyways...esp here in america...foids movement wants to just take ur money without fucking u now....they know their is nothing but sub 5 men out their waiting for them...they rather make their own money and fuck chads and other women...
 
Prostitute in america thru liberals...is being replaced with ONLY FANS....cause guys like me would just meet up with them and strangle them to death
 
I would love to kill prostitutes than burn their corpses
 
Liberals locked up the pimps...so they dnt have protection anymore....I get to dissect them freely now
 
Liberals locked up the pimps...so they dnt have protection anymore....I get to dissect them freely now

pimps were a necessary evil to control stoopid sluts
whores are always meant to be regulated
 

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