Story Escortcelling in Japan

[yariman]

Debuting on .is with this post so I figured I should tell a story of my first and only time fucking an escort.

So for context paying for escorts isnt legal in my country, and while its technically also not legal in japan, they dont enforce it at all and many establishments from prior to the law are still standing.

I had a trip to Japan with family during the summer for 10 days, we went to the typical tourist destinations but I prefered walking around the city and the outskirts of it (kamakura is the best walking spot in japan).

But on day 5 I was feeling really fucking horny, japanese foids are entirely different from my country and I had to take the chance cause it was genuinely now or never. I started scouting out soaplands and found one that was foreigner friendly. I booked that shit online at like 5am and started planning out how to get there without anyone else noticing. The soapland offered a shuttle service where they drive you to the spot so I got on that and sat in a car with some other salaryman dead silent for a good 10 minutes .

We arrive to the place and the receptionist books me in, I paid my 50k yen for 90 mins and picked a nice and cute escort, wasnt expecting her to speak english (ive got conversational level japanese to cover for it) but she did.

The experience was insane, she actually acted like she enjoyed it, had full service and matplay, she was an actual hottie too, lookswise 8/10 imo. Money was well spent even though it rendered me completely broke for the rest of the trip.
Losing my virginty to a japanese escort is actual lifefuel, you guys are completely missing out if you havent done it.

 

[4sez]

fed

 

[justuseless]

I hate escortcels

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Kys sexhaver

 

[HODL HONKLER]

meanwhile the only escorts in my area are fat roasties

 

[KinkyKanga]

meanwhile the only escorts in my area are fat roasties

 

[Cryotron]

Sexhaver ramblings dnr

 

[SubstandardBlackCel]

Debuting on .is with this post so I figured I should tell a story of my first and only time fucking an escort.

So for context paying for escorts isnt legal in my country, and while its technically also not legal in japan, they dont enforce it at all and many establishments from prior to the law are still standing.

I had a trip to Japan with family during the summer for 10 days, we went to the typical tourist destinations but I prefered walking around the city and the outskirts of it (kamakura is the best walking spot in japan).

But on day 5 I was feeling really fucking horny, japanese foids are entirely different from my country and I had to take the chance cause it was genuinely now or never. I started scouting out soaplands and found one that was foreigner friendly. I booked that shit online at like 5am and started planning out how to get there without anyone else noticing. The soapland offered a shuttle service where they drive you to the spot so I got on that and sat in a car with some other salaryman dead silent for a good 10 minutes .

We arrive to the place and the receptionist books me in, I paid my 50k yen for 90 mins and picked a nice and cute escort, wasnt expecting her to speak english (ive got conversational level japanese to cover for it) but she did.

The experience was insane, she actually acted like she enjoyed it, had full service and matplay, she was an actual hottie too, lookswise 8/10 imo. Money was well spent even though it rendered me completely broke for the rest of the trip.
Losing my virginty to a japanese escort is actual lifefuel, you guys are completely missing out if you havent done it.

Are you ethnically Japanese?

 

[yariman]

Are you ethnically Japanese?

No, ive just been learning japanese for 2 years

 

[SubstandardBlackCel]

meanwhile the only escorts in my area are fat roasties

There's no way. you have to dig deeper, I'm sure you can find a crystalMethanie or 2 if you keep searching.

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Good stuff, I don't understand incels who won't see at least one escort. Escortceling is life fuel

 

[Stupid Clown]

This was infuriating to read

 

[Maikowski]

i wish i could pay japan prices for pussy, escorts here are so expensive

 

[based_meme]

@gymletethnicel thots?

 

[WeirdPanda]

why u rubbin it on us like that nigga, not cool

 

[starcrapoo]

some of the young white whores here in burgerland charge $500-1000

 

[asuraxia]

sexhaver get off my website

 

[cripplecel]

I’ll rather go to the mandarake and buy transformERs with 50k yen

 

[anotherwastedlife]

Escortcelling is legal here but im too pussy to do it and it'll go shit

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

 

[Miercoles]

why u rubbin it on us like that nigga, not cool

 

[etbrute]

I hate escortcels

never understood this. any brocel can go see one. you likely don't even need to talk.

 

[gymletethnicel]

@gymletethnicel thots?

Sound 10x better than my experience with Eastern Euro whore in Amsterdam. Oh well.

 

[gymletethnicel]

I’ll rather go to the mandarake and buy transformERs with 50k yen

This too, I would rather spend that money on cool otaku shit kek. I went to book off or lashinbang nearly daily my last week in Japan.

 

[Fire]

But you get that for free if you had cute noodle gf.

 

[Wenhao Xu]

I hate escortcels

 

[Doomedvirgin]

I hate escortcels

 

[Doomedvirgin]

But you get that for free if you had cute noodle gf.

 

[tetra_gzt]

I would rather just use a sex toy like TENGA (japanese sex toy company they make the best based on others ive tried) than pay that much to be honest

 

[psycocel]

This was infuriating to read

 

[Karakol96]

Ok

 

[Lonelyus]

Kys sexhaver

Agree, OP is a fucking sexhaver

He is welcome to my ignorelist

Please KYS AND FUCK OFF SEXHAVER!

Im rotting in extreme mental and physical pain as an incel!

 

[Fed_911]

you guys are completely missing out if you havent done it.

Motivates me to escortcel

 

[IamKanga]

sat in a car with some other salaryman dead silent for a good 10 minutes

Jfl