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Escortceling : DONT DO IT

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I recently started escortceling.

However i took a different approach to it.
I didn't approach any escorts, or any women.
I made them approach me.

I posted on markt.de , which is similar to Craigslist but with an legal and open way to post adverts with erotic intent.

Basically I offered 1,000€ for a girlfriend experience in a hotel room. It was 17 hours , from 6pm to 11am.

I was instantly bombarded with hundreds of interested women , most of them not being professional escorts , but just broke college students. They all sent me pictures .

I ended up going for a 20 year old college student with Bosnian roots. 10/10 body and 7/10 face.

I met up with her a week later in a hotel room.
She looked different from her pictures, but to my surprise MUCH better.

She gave me the experience of my life. I felt like a king for 17 hours. We were cuddling , kissing and watching movies , and from time to time she sucked my dick ... Came right in her mouth. I fucked her too but that wasnt as much fun.
After sexual activity she didn't hesitate to massage my back and pat my head. She did this without having to ask her. As if she could read my mind.

But the best part is how she was treating me like I wasn't the fat ugly guy that never In his life had even as much as a kiss , wasn't hugged in 8 years , and obviously never had sex.
I told her this was my first time doing this kind of stuff and she didn't believe me. In a foids world not having had sex at 23 is just impossible.

After it was over I got back home , and after a couple of hours reality set the fuck back in.

I joined my brad/chad friends on our TeamSpeak server and realized that this is the norm for them every day.

They get home after a long day of work and have a gf at home waiting for them to come back. They don't have to pay. She'll have food prepared and will suck their dick in a second if they just ask her.

I get home after work and I have nothing. Nothing to live for. No one is going to pat my head , no one is going to hug me. This is reality.

I felt like utter shit. There have been times in my life where I was close to roping , but not even remotely close as on this day. I thought about just getting into my car and hitting a tree at Vmax... It's so easy...

Please don't fucking do it. Do NOT ESCORTCEL. It was a nice experience, I must admit. , But when reality sets in it might just give you that last push that you need to rope.
 
Being given a push towards roping doesn't sound like a bad idea to me.
 
They don't have to pay. She'll have food prepared and will suck their dick in a second if they just ask her.
Makes me want to buy a TPE doll with oral function
 
stories like this make me not wanna do it. i dont have any money for that shit anyway
 
"DONT BUY the only way you Have to SEX"
 
Strong disagree, don't listen to OP.
Basically I offered 1,000€ for a girlfriend experience in a hotel room. It was 17 hours , from 6pm to 11am.
Just don't do this ^
 
Escortmaxxing cant solve Intimacy....

I hate when people say "Just use an Escort mate!"
 
Maybe you're right. But anything else is just masturbation with a piece of meat.
Do what this guy did

He got a Stacy escort for £60, how I do not know
 
Strong disagree, don't listen to OP.

Just don't do this ^
Why don't do that? "Renting" a woman like OP seems better than escortcelling to me. Is it only because of the money?
 
I posted on markt.de , which is similar to Craigslist but with an legal and open way to post adverts with erotic intent.

Basically I offered 1,000€ for a girlfriend experience in a hotel room. It was 17 hours , from 6pm to 11am.

I was instantly bombarded with hundreds of interested women , most of them not being professional escorts , but just broke college students. They all sent me pictures
Title: DON'T TRY IT
Body: DO IT. IT'S AMAZING.
 
Conclusion: MAYBE DO IT. MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS.
I'll have to now.. I'm 100% trying what OP did. Not sure if it'll work in Canada though. Luckily I've been deutschmaxxing and once my german is decent enough I can go on a short vacation and replicate exactly what OP's done.
 
I'll have to now.. I'm 100% trying what OP did. Not sure if it'll work in Canada though. Luckily I've been deutschmaxxing and once my german is decent enough I can go on a short vacation and replicate exactly what OP's done.
My advice? Try to remain friends with the escort afterwards.

Maybe you'll get another freebie 2-4-1 type thing who knows
 
I wasn't going to waste my money in that anyway
Looksmaxxing via surgery is the way
 
My advice? Try to remain friends with the escort afterwards.

Maybe you'll get another freebie 2-4-1 type thing who knows
Bad idea. I had this clingy money hungry escort who wouldn't fucking stop texting me. Got bored of that shit real quick especially since I knew in the back of my head that she's only doing it for money and because I was one of the better clients (young, clean, not pushy and tipped well)
I wasn't going to waste my money in that anyway
Looksmaxxing via surgery is the way
Solid idea tbh and you have my respect
But it won't work for all of us tbh including myself
I can't bear the thought of waiting to heal and not being able to go to the gym for any longer than a week.. it's my biggest cope now
 
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Bad idea. I had this clingy money hungry escort who wouldn't fucking stop texting me. Got bored of that shit real quick especially since I knew in the back of my head that she's only doing it for money and because I was one of the better clients (young, clean, not pushy and tipped well)
But did she offer you any discounts etc.? Coz that does happen
and tipped well
Wait what
 
But did she offer you any discounts etc.? Coz that does happen
Nah.. every week she would text butter me up leading up to the weekend when we would meet in a hotel

At a certain I basically told her to fuck off and got the most hilarious reponse from her.. that she depended on me, felt abandoned and had stopped seeing other clients cuz of me :lul:

I still have the text I'll send u in dms if u like
 
Damn that is what I've always wanted out of escorts. A long and non rushed experience with a young hot girl. I would want it without a condom though.

I've never used escorts partly because of the fact that they're always these older women demanding 250 euros for one hour of rushed condom sex.
 
Nah.. every week she would text butter me up leading up to the weekend when we would meet in a hotel

At a certain I basically told her to fuck off and got the most hilarious reponse from her.. that she depended on me, felt abandoned and had stopped seeing other clients cuz of me :lul:

I still have the text I'll send u in dms if u like
Chronicles of a rich sucker
 
Chronicles of a rich sucker
I was making good money for a while
Not rich anymore because I spent it all like a retard and am stuck back in my shithole :feelsokman:
 
I'll have to now.. I'm 100% trying what OP did. Not sure if it'll work in Canada though. Luckily I've been deutschmaxxing and once my german is decent enough I can go on a short vacation and replicate exactly what OP's done.
Most escorts in Germany don't speak German anyway because they are from EE anyway.
 
Nah.. every week she would text butter me up leading up to the weekend when we would meet in a hotel

At a certain I basically told her to fuck off and got the most hilarious reponse from her.. that she depended on me, felt abandoned and had stopped seeing other clients cuz of me :lul:

I still have the text I'll send u in dms if u like
I wanna see the text
 
1000 euros to get for less than a day what any chad gets 24/7 for decades JFL
 
I think you need to do it again so it won't hold such an important place in your memories.
It sounds like you enjoyed the actual session a lot.
 
I joined my brad/chad friends on our TeamSpeak server and realized that this is the norm for them every day.
They don't

They get home after a long day of work and have a gf at home waiting for them to come back. They don't have to pay. She'll have food prepared and will suck their dick in a second if they just ask her.
Ask any man who has been in any kind of long term relationship if their foid "will suck their dick in a second if they just ask her". Not in a million years.

The mistake you made was to recreate a romantic love fantasy. You were "lucky" because it could have ended up in a total disaster. And also you got it dirt cheap. 1000EUR for 17 hours is an incredible price.

What happens is that you got an inexperienced Bosnian wannabe whore to give you way above average service because she is a beginner and tried her best. It is an extraordinarily lucky happenstance (1 in a million lucky), that will never repeat itself.

Escortcelling is good for emptying you balls. It is not meant to have your own personal RomCom (and almost never does).

What tricked you is that you tried to get the whore to give you FEMALE VALIDATION, and she did it. It was very unlikely to succeed but, "unfortunately" for you, it did. As a result it made you even more of a slave to it than you were before.
 
did you really pay 1000, wtf is wrong with you dude :feelswhat:
 
but it's 1000, i guess i can't relate because i'm not that rich :fuk:
I'm not rich either. You can guess from my name what I do for a living.

I bring home about 2.6k after taxes.

It's just that I don't spend money on anything. Well maybe now I do. :feelswhat:
 
I'm not rich either. You can guess from my name what I do for a living.

I bring home about 2.6k after taxes.

It's just that I don't spend money on anything. Well maybe now I do. :feelswhat:
That's not bad at all. I'm a uni student :fuk:
At least you had fun:cryfeels:, don't get addicted
 
That's not bad at all. I'm a uni student :fuk:
At least you had fun:cryfeels:, don't get addicted
That already happened, it's too late.

She didn’t eat the booty but I guess that was worth it. I forget the YouTuber who said introduce women to the wonderful taste of ass or something like that but he was on to something I guess
She would have if I asked her to. I asked her for anal one our next meetup and she said yes without hesitating. Didn't even ask for more money.

I just indirectly threatened her that I will go to another woman , because she knows that I have many options.
 
Ask any man who has been in any kind of long term relationship if their foid "will suck their dick in a second if they just ask her". Not in a million years
He could have Chad friends, you never know
 
What did you talk about with her op?
 
This feels like a huge brag but at the same its not but at the same time it feels like you are just shoving this in my face AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
escorts get boring after a while, then you crave for actual real life intimacy. It's a cope with a short duration.:fuk:
smoking the whore cigarette to cope with inceldom.
lash-and-dash for cash whores come in handy.:feelsaww:
 
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Good post OP. Escorts make a hollow existence worse.
 

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