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escortcel diaries

CelDre

CelDre

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Escortcel diaries: I banged 10 different escorts. must read.​



Stats:

Height: 5’6” (low 5’8” in shoes)

Face: 6/10

Ethnicity: black

Escortcel diary

The first escort foid was a 24 yr. old Hungarian blonde, about 5’8” tall and a slim Stacy and her name was Heidi. I met her on an escort website and arranged a bang via texting and went to her flat and fucked her a few days later after viewing her profile. What happened? I texted her number and asked for her availability and how much money and time for the sex I was willing to spend and we made an appointment. I booked her for 30 minutes. It took me 15 minutes to get to her house as she was within walking distance and I reached the destination quickly on time. I buzzed her flat and she opened the door and then there was this tall Hungarian Stacy all dressed up sexy. She led me into a bedroom and then she closed the bedroom door and I handed her £60 and we both undressed ourselves until we were naked. I was nervous and told her I was a virgin and that it was my first time. She said “don’t worry as I’ give you great experience.” I just stood there like “wtf, is there actually a naked female right there in front of me?” We then got onto the bed and I touched her soft skin and then I put my face in between her legs and smelt her shaven pussy and her pussy smelt like roast beef and then she asked me to eat her out but I said no. she then masturbated me and got out a condom and sucked my penis and wanted me to fuck her in missionary position and I did, I got on top of her, shoved my (6.5 inch) penis into her hole and railed her several times and then we tried doggy position in which I orgasmed and ejaculated in her, then withdrawal my penis out of her meathole and took off the condom and then got dressed. I then fucked her a second time 2 weeks later and ejaculated in her twice but that time she had some people in the house that I thought were police and so I stopped visiting her from then on just in case they were some undercover cops. (I aint going to jail!) it was an okay experience though. Didn’t think escorts were a bad idea from then on.

The second escort foid that I banged was a blonde Becky, a 19 yr. old Hungarian girl named Jessica. Met her on the same escorting website and exchanged texts for an appointment. Travelled to her house. Went up a flight of stairs to her flat and then buzzed her door. She met me at the door wearing a towel and had panty and bra on underneath. I then told her how long I wanted to have sex with her for and I gave her £50 for 15 minutes. She then undresses and damn, she had a lovely curvy body, a mouth-watering furry pussy, boobs and feet. I undressed and dropped to my knees immediately and started kissing and licking her pussy. I then got up and she led me to the bed and we hopped in. she then placed a condom on my penis, sucked my penis and we engaged in 69 position then following doggy and then missionary position where I orgasmed and ejaculated in her. When I was banging her all I could hear was *clap clap clap clap clap clap* like how you hear in the pornos. Was a major confidence boost knowing I can fuck a girl that good. Anyways I fucked that Becky foid like 3 times. Nice pussy.

The third and fourth escort foids I banged were Latina ethnics: Brazilian and Dominican. Separate occasions arranged from the same site and went to their houses and gave them £50 and they dropped their bra and panties, sucked me off then I banged them, like a total of 5 times on different occasions. Was licking the white Brazilian foids pussy and she almost cummed (I would put cling film over their pussy whenever eating them out). I banged an Afro-Colombian escort foid as well, like 3 times. I banged them to reggaeton music as it played during sex and danced with them to it afterwards. Nice pussies.

The fifth and sixth escort foids I banged were Japanese and Chinese. Noodlewhores. I met the Japanese noodlewhore off the escorting site and she was a 32 yr. old and around 5’0” and a Becky. she was fun to play around with as she was petite. We were kissing all throughout and were making love like a couple. She sucked my cock on her knees, and I was penetrating her mouth standing up. We did all sex positions and then I orgasmed and ejaculated in her in missionary position whilst kissing her. I stuck my finger in her moist pussy and it smelt like roast beef. lol. I banged her like twice. I then went back to visit her a third time but she wasn’t there, but as soon as I entered the room there was instead this chubby 21 yr. old Chinese noodlewhore girl who was a mid-tier normie, but I banged her anyway. I orgasmed and ejaculated in her with her on top in cowgirl position. Then we got dressed. Nice pussies.

The seventh and eighth escort foids I banged were Romanian. Went to their house and went into a room where they undressed and had sex with them. I met them off the escorting site and they were both around 20 years old and beckies. The first one was around 5’2”, brunette and petite. I banged out her pussy. The second one was 5’5”, brunette and athletic. I banged out her pussy also. I banged and orgasmed and ejaculated in them 4 times. Both their fannies smelt cheesy. Lmao. Must be a Romanian girl thing.

There was the ninth escort I banged who was Greek and blonde and was a stacy-lite. Arranged an appointment with her via text from the escorting website, then I visited her and banged her out good in missionary position until I orgasmed and ejaculated in her. She was moaning. Then I smelt her pussy and it smelt like urine lmao. She was like eat me, I was like wtf no. bitch didn’t wash before an appointment. But then the second time I went to visit her she told me via text to go away and I was like wtf, the first time went great besides your fanny smelling like urine. Fucking foid! Lmao I had to go back home. Still pisses me off to this day that memory. Walk of shame smh. Probably didn’t wash her fanny that day.

Then there was the tenth escort I banged who was Romanian and chubby with red hair, she was a Becky. We got undressed and I immediately shoved my face into her fanny, oh my, it was lovely. Pussy didn’t smell of anything. Then I gave it a few gentle licks. She then sucked my penis and then I banged her out in various positions until orgasm and ejaculation occurred.

None of their fannies seemed to have smelt like fish, more of a roast beefy smell. Overall it was a bit of fun, thought it does get a bit boring and obviously you crave regular girls but the point is to get familiar with female’s bodies and to have a fun time. Basically it’s a cope! It’s a cope pill but it’s up to you if you want to take it to cope with the overall bitter pill, life.
 
Ill never pay for sex ngl.
 
Too anxious and ugly for prostitutes I'm afraid.
 
Nice report and good to see that you can fuck well in missionary position
 
Those prices seem very cheap tbh
 
Escortcel diaries: I banged 10 different escorts. must read.​



Stats:

Height: 5’6” (low 5’8” in shoes)

Face: 6/10

Ethnicity: black

Escortcel diary

The first escort foid was a 24 yr. old Hungarian blonde, about 5’8” tall and a slim Stacy and her name was Heidi. I met her on an escort website and arranged a bang via texting and went to her flat and fucked her a few days later after viewing her profile. What happened? I texted her number and asked for her availability and how much money and time for the sex I was willing to spend and we made an appointment. I booked her for 30 minutes. It took me 15 minutes to get to her house as she was within walking distance and I reached the destination quickly on time. I buzzed her flat and she opened the door and then there was this tall Hungarian Stacy all dressed up sexy. She led me into a bedroom and then she closed the bedroom door and I handed her £60 and we both undressed ourselves until we were naked. I was nervous and told her I was a virgin and that it was my first time. She said “don’t worry as I’ give you great experience.” I just stood there like “wtf, is there actually a naked female right there in front of me?” We then got onto the bed and I touched her soft skin and then I put my face in between her legs and smelt her shaven pussy and her pussy smelt like roast beef and then she asked me to eat her out but I said no. she then masturbated me and got out a condom and sucked my penis and wanted me to fuck her in missionary position and I did, I got on top of her, shoved my (6.5 inch) penis into her hole and railed her several times and then we tried doggy position in which I orgasmed and ejaculated in her, then withdrawal my penis out of her meathole and took off the condom and then got dressed. I then fucked her a second time 2 weeks later and ejaculated in her twice but that time she had some people in the house that I thought were police and so I stopped visiting her from then on just in case they were some undercover cops. (I aint going to jail!) it was an okay experience though. Didn’t think escorts were a bad idea from then on.

The second escort foid that I banged was a blonde Becky, a 19 yr. old Hungarian girl named Jessica. Met her on the same escorting website and exchanged texts for an appointment. Travelled to her house. Went up a flight of stairs to her flat and then buzzed her door. She met me at the door wearing a towel and had panty and bra on underneath. I then told her how long I wanted to have sex with her for and I gave her £50 for 15 minutes. She then undresses and damn, she had a lovely curvy body, a mouth-watering furry pussy, boobs and feet. I undressed and dropped to my knees immediately and started kissing and licking her pussy. I then got up and she led me to the bed and we hopped in. she then placed a condom on my penis, sucked my penis and we engaged in 69 position then following doggy and then missionary position where I orgasmed and ejaculated in her. When I was banging her all I could hear was *clap clap clap clap clap clap* like how you hear in the pornos. Was a major confidence boost knowing I can fuck a girl that good. Anyways I fucked that Becky foid like 3 times. Nice pussy.

The third and fourth escort foids I banged were Latina ethnics: Brazilian and Dominican. Separate occasions arranged from the same site and went to their houses and gave them £50 and they dropped their bra and panties, sucked me off then I banged them, like a total of 5 times on different occasions. Was licking the white Brazilian foids pussy and she almost cummed (I would put cling film over their pussy whenever eating them out). I banged an Afro-Colombian escort foid as well, like 3 times. I banged them to reggaeton music as it played during sex and danced with them to it afterwards. Nice pussies.

The fifth and sixth escort foids I banged were Japanese and Chinese. Noodlewhores. I met the Japanese noodlewhore off the escorting site and she was a 32 yr. old and around 5’0” and a Becky. she was fun to play around with as she was petite. We were kissing all throughout and were making love like a couple. She sucked my cock on her knees, and I was penetrating her mouth standing up. We did all sex positions and then I orgasmed and ejaculated in her in missionary position whilst kissing her. I stuck my finger in her moist pussy and it smelt like roast beef. lol. I banged her like twice. I then went back to visit her a third time but she wasn’t there, but as soon as I entered the room there was instead this chubby 21 yr. old Chinese noodlewhore girl who was a mid-tier normie, but I banged her anyway. I orgasmed and ejaculated in her with her on top in cowgirl position. Then we got dressed. Nice pussies.

The seventh and eighth escort foids I banged were Romanian. Went to their house and went into a room where they undressed and had sex with them. I met them off the escorting site and they were both around 20 years old and beckies. The first one was around 5’2”, brunette and petite. I banged out her pussy. The second one was 5’5”, brunette and athletic. I banged out her pussy also. I banged and orgasmed and ejaculated in them 4 times. Both their fannies smelt cheesy. Lmao. Must be a Romanian girl thing.

There was the ninth escort I banged who was Greek and blonde and was a stacy-lite. Arranged an appointment with her via text from the escorting website, then I visited her and banged her out good in missionary position until I orgasmed and ejaculated in her. She was moaning. Then I smelt her pussy and it smelt like urine lmao. She was like eat me, I was like wtf no. bitch didn’t wash before an appointment. But then the second time I went to visit her she told me via text to go away and I was like wtf, the first time went great besides your fanny smelling like urine. Fucking foid! Lmao I had to go back home. Still pisses me off to this day that memory. Walk of shame smh. Probably didn’t wash her fanny that day.

Then there was the tenth escort I banged who was Romanian and chubby with red hair, she was a Becky. We got undressed and I immediately shoved my face into her fanny, oh my, it was lovely. Pussy didn’t smell of anything. Then I gave it a few gentle licks. She then sucked my penis and then I banged her out in various positions until orgasm and ejaculation occurred.

None of their fannies seemed to have smelt like fish, more of a roast beefy smell. Overall it was a bit of fun, thought it does get a bit boring and obviously you crave regular girls but the point is to get familiar with female’s bodies and to have a fun time. Basically it’s a cope! It’s a cope pill but it’s up to you if you want to take it to cope with the overall bitter pill, life.
You are living in Europe, right? Best place for escortmaxxing
I don't believe any of this.
In the UK it is quite possible. The prices are a tad low but the rest is entirely believable.

Look at this website. https://londonescortguide.com/
 
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all of it is true.
 
she had some people in the house that I thought were police and so I stopped visiting her from then on just in case they were some undercover cops. (I aint going to jail!)
Why would you go to jail? If you are in the UK, it is legal business. Usually the others in the flat are other escorts who share the flat while on tour. Some advertise that they have their own flat and no others present.

cling film
So every time you took it from home with you? Even the first time you thinked that in advance? Is this normal practice? Were the girls surprised by that? I want to get the Gardasil 9 vaccine three times in order not to get cancer from sex and without cling films etc.

£50 for 15 minutes. She then undresses and damn, she had a lovely curvy body, a mouth-watering furry pussy, boobs and feet. I undressed and dropped to my knees immediately and started kissing and licking her pussy. I then got up and she led me to the bed and we hopped in. she then placed a condom on my penis, sucked my penis and we engaged in 69 position then following doggy and then missionary position where I orgasmed and ejaculated in her. When I was banging her all I could hear was *clap clap clap clap clap clap* like how you hear in the pornos. Was a major confidence boost knowing I can fuck a girl that good. Anyways I fucked that Becky foid like 3 times. Nice pussy.
Usually here for 15 min appointments they only allow blowjob or one position sex without licking, kissing etc. That's why almost all go for 30 minutes at least. The price difference between 15 mins and 30 mins is small (like 80 euros and 100 euros). Did you do all that and dressed again and left within 15 minutes? What if the escort would have aborted the intercourse and you must leave with a big, clearly showing erection?

What is your age?
but the rest is entirely believable
Just browsed UK escorts. The prices are just like that, even 40£ for 15 minutes. PPEcel pays way too high prices because agencies.

(had to abort my reply to the OP because too sick to continue)
 
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Its not illegal to pay for sex in the UK (except for northern ireland)
 
Why are you here. You should be banned
 
did you seriously lick a used up prostitute pussy? thats gross
 
@Fat Link ban this fuck
 
Bruh, you are 6/10?!
 
6/10 is a chadlite, be honest with yourself. Not to mention big dick, doubt any of this happened anyways.
 
All of those escorts are independent escorts. You can meet them online, get their number and arrange a bang. You can either have them come to you or you go to their place. That's how it is in the United Kingdom.
I look like a darker and shorter version of chris brown. I'm like a 5.5/10 or 6 facially.
 
@CelDre Props for not having unrealistic standards like a lot of weeniecells on here. Lots of incels here will only lose their virginity to fucking harley quin or hatsume miku or some shit. :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
update: recently i have banged another escort, this time another becky noodle whore lol
 

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