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Elvis Presley only dated jb. He denied a 18 year old once cuz was too old for him

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his date on that September night in 1956 was 18-year-old Natalie Wood, the Oscar-nominated star of Rebel Without A Cause and a wild-child with many previous lovers.

Realising the publicity value if the two got together, Presley's manager Colonel Tom Parker had arranged for them to meet earlier that day on the set of his movie Love Me Tender. For Wood the attraction was instant, but less than 20 minutes after entering Presley's bedroom that night, she stormed out of the door.

'What's the matter with your boss?' she asked his hangers-on. 'He's all hands and no action. I thought he was supposed to be king of the sack, but he doesn't want to do it with me.'

the 18-year-old siren was simply too old for Presley.

Most famously there was his future wife, Priscilla Beaulieu, who was just 14 - ten years his junior - when they met in September 1959. Although sexual from the start, their relationship was portrayed as a sweet and innocent triumph of love across the age divide. In fact, it was just one of Presley's many unsettling liaisons with minors in the years following his rise to fame.

 
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Normies have come up with this lame excuse that Elvis was really bad in bed, so he only did it with pre-teen virgins so that they don't figure it out. JFL. In reality, he was ahead of his time. He knew non-virgin whores above 18 were worthless and already past their past prime age.
 
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Elvis during his early years of fame lived probably the best possible peak life of the 20th century.
 
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RoastieBeef said:
King of Music in his Era. 6 feet tall Chad
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his date on that September night in 1956 was 18-year-old Natalie Wood, the Oscar-nominated star of Rebel Without A Cause and a wild-child with many previous lovers.

Realising the publicity value if the two got together, Presley's manager Colonel Tom Parker had arranged for them to meet earlier that day on the set of his movie Love Me Tender. For Wood the attraction was instant, but less than 20 minutes after entering Presley's bedroom that night, she stormed out of the door.

'What's the matter with your boss?' she asked his hangers-on. 'He's all hands and no action. I thought he was supposed to be king of the sack, but he doesn't want to do it with me.'

the 18-year-old siren was simply too old for Presley.

Most famously there was his future wife, Priscilla Beaulieu, who was just 14 - ten years his junior - when they met in September 1959. Although sexual from the start, their relationship was portrayed as a sweet and innocent triumph of love across the age divide. In fact, it was just one of Presley's many unsettling liaisons with minors in the years following his rise to fame.

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They had to kill him :feelsugh:

He was a living blackpill for normtards along with the JB pill.
 
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chads should be restrained and beheaded if he forms harem.
 
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Him and said JB Priscilla who became his future wife. The King was a visionary
 
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Over for pedocels
 
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RoastieBeef said:
the 18-year-old siren was simply too old for Presley.

Most famously there was his future wife, Priscilla Beaulieu, who was just 14 - ten years his junior - when they met in September 1959. Although sexual from the start, their relationship was portrayed as a sweet and innocent triumph of love across the age divide. In fact, it was just one of Presley's many unsettling liaisons with minors in the years following his rise to fame.
based as fuck
AlphaCentauri said:
Over for pedocels
"pedo" refers to men who like prepubescents, not adult men who are attracted to 14yo foids (which is normal male sexuality)
 
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LateShiftCel said:
based as fuck

"pedo" refers to men who like prepubescents, not adult men who are attracted to 14yo foids (which is normal male sexuality)
Muh "ephebophilia" kek. But some (banned) degenerates here were self-admitted pedos
 
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Lusting over jbs is only wrong when ugly men do it.
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
But some (banned) degenerates here were self-admitted pedos
who?
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
Over for pedocels
this thread is about a guy dating MID-pubescent girls, not PRE-pubescent, GTFO with your derailing strawman
 
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She should not have taken Presley's lack of ardour so personally. As a disturbing new biography of the 'King' suggests, the 18-year-old siren was simply too old for Presley. Shockingly, he preferred girls who were barely more than children.

"girls who were barely more than children." :lul::lul::lul: foids are always children. they never grow up mentally.
 
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Wizard32 said:
this thread is about a guy dating MID-pubescent girls, not PRE-pubescent, GTFO with your derailing strawman
Over for pedoindenialcels
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
Over for pedoindenialcels
obvious troll. there is a world of difference between a 7 yo and 14 yo
 
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Holy shit, I had no idea Elvis Presley was this based. :feelsahh:
 
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Imagine being the father of this girl and seeing how your daughter gets fucked by some famous asshole. :feelshaha:
 
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Dregster666 said:
They had to kill him :feelsugh:

He was a living blackpill for normtards along with the JB pill.
 
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Dregster666 said:
They had to kill him :feelsugh:

He was a living blackpill for normtards along with the JB pill.
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
Muh "ephebophilia" kek. But some (banned) degenerates here were self-admitted pedos
You can beat your chest about it, but nearly all men are attracted to that.



Change that to 14-16 and it would be even more
 
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LateShiftCel said:
"pedo" refers to men who like prepubescents, not adult men who are attracted to 14yo foids (which is normal male sexuality)
Quit projecting
 
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Based. Man who goes HIS way. :redpill::redpill::redpill:
 
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One time I went to graceland. It's in the middle of a fukin ghetto now lmao
 
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A true prodigy:feelskek:
Uggo Mongo said:
You can beat your chest about it, but nearly all men are attracted to that.

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Change that to 14-16 and it would be even more
Dudes saying ur a pedo if ur attracted to teenagers are unironically the one who should be on a watchlist because what else are they lying about :feelskek:

there is no debate if its normal or not to want to fuck a 16 year old.. the debate is if it’s ethically OK to actually act on it because their brains are undeveloped and they are immature.
 
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rockstars can pound prime jb puss any time they want, what's so significant about Elvis' story?
 
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Ika-Sama said:
Quit projecting
no one is projecting? if you think 14 is pedo range you're completely fucking retarded
 
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Uggo Mongo said:
You can beat your chest about it, but nearly all men are attracted to that.

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Change that to 14-16 and it would be even more
IT avoids these stats like the plague
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
Muh "ephebophilia" kek. But some (banned) degenerates here were self-admitted pedos
Any 14 yo is postpubescent or at the very least in late stages of puberty. Why are you adopting feminist definitions of what's pedophilia instead of objective, biology-based ones?
 
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Mainländer said:
Any 14 yo is postpubescent or at the very least in late stages of puberty. Why are you adopting feminist definitions of what's pedophilia instead of objective, biology-based ones?
He has been conditioned by reddit to think anything below 20 years old (or any age gap more than 3 years) is pedophilia
 
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K9Otaku @K9Otaku was Elvis Presley an example of Authority S ?

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In all mammal species that live in groups, the alpha male is always surrounded by females. It is the hallmark of the alpha to have a female retinue.

As a result, having a female retinue has always been one possible symbol of power among humans. Look at this painting, for example:
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It represents a formerly rebellious nobleman (the "Grand Conde") doing his submission to Louis the XIV, the king of France. This is a power dynamic between 2 men (the king, the former rebel). Yet you can see women in a group to the right of the king. These women (including royal mistresses) played an essential role in Louis the XIVth successful ploy to rein in powerful barons by forcing them to all live at Versailles. There, they were constantly treated to the spectacle of the king surrounded by womenfolk. The king was the alpha male and the presence of the women triggered the submissive beta-male instincts in the male courtiers that were in attendance.

The book "Antarctica" calls this "Authority-S" (S for sex) and argues that it is a primitive and inferior form of political rule in comparison to what it calls "Authority-L" (L for language), which is not based on sexual instincts at all but on linguistic transactions alone (i.e. "merit"). An incel can have any amount of Authority-L (like a PhD in Mathematics, say), but if he is confronted by a Chad (Authority-S), he loses.

"Antarctica" argues that the whole history of civilization is a long fight by the supporters of Authority-L to eradicate Authority-S. There is a lot more to say about this than I have space here, but it is a fact that this Authority-S dynamic will never disappear from our genes. Even if no women were around, we could not forget it because our instincts would still be the same. Indeed, we should not forget it, lest we let it reappear by mistake, once we finally put it back under control.
 
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Lv99_BixNood said:
Lusting over jbs is only wrong when ugly men do it.
:yes:
InevatibleRope said:
the debate is if it’s ethically OK to actually act on it because their brains are undeveloped and they are immature.
This
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
Muh "ephebophilia" kek. But some (banned) degenerates here were self-admitted pedos
Stop trying to protect these foids like some Reddit moralfag.

These "children" you speak of are already sending nudes online and getting railed by chad while you rot on an incel forum.
 
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just a pedo normie
 
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Uggo Mongo said:
Elvis during his early years of fame lived probably the best possible peak life of the 20th century.
 
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InevatibleRope said:
A true prodigy:feelskek:

Dudes saying ur a pedo if ur attracted to teenagers are unironically the one who should be on a watchlist because what else are they lying about :feelskek:

there is no debate if its normal or not to want to fuck a 16 year old.. the debate is if it’s ethically OK to actually act on it because their brains are undeveloped and they are immature.
The debate is also what foid's brain development is and what an immature person is. I cannot see any important behavior and intellectual change in 14 and 20 years foids.

According to my experience the body and the look are everything and the brain is nothing during the whole life.
 
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Lucky he was born in the era he was born in.
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
Muh "ephebophilia" kek. But some (banned) degenerates here were self-admitted pedos
you don't get to talk shit augustcel :feelsUgh:
thevenon said:
cannot see any important behavior and intellectual change in 14 and 20 years foids
 
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This was back in the 1950s, so no one cared. Nowadays, you're a creepy, predatory loser for even thinking about 14yo girls as a man in your mid 20s.
 
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If that was the Elephant Man doing that he'd be exterminated on the spot.
 
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