elden cuck ring

[turkroachisacel]

hello buttfuckers it's me cuck critical as you know my girlfriend left me recently but fuck that i was just getting off elden who's the biggest cuck ring, dare i say this might be goty what's the difference between this and dark souls you ask? I'll tell you it's open world anyway since i don't want to have a controversial opinion I'll give it a 95% on the moist meter, do you hear that noise? that's my ex getting fucked I'm going to watch that while playing elden cuck ring.

 

[starystulejarz]

Ubislop for masochist redditors that need to press downvote on anyone calling out how lazily copy pasted Elden Ring truly are

 

[deleted fren]

Dark Souls without level design

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Good impersonation.

 

[Morphine]

Ubislop for masochist redditors that need to press downvote on anyone calling out how lazily copy pasted Elden Ring truly are

Redditors have pledged to defend every billion dollar video game company till their last breath

 

[Regenerator]

Bearded lady circus freak.

 

[Kamanbert]

*jaded soy voice*

 

[Lonelyus]

hello buttfuckers it's me cuck critical as you know my girlfriend left me recently but fuck that i was just getting off elden who's the biggest cuck ring, dare i say this might be goty what's the difference between this and dark souls you ask? I'll tell you it's open world anyway since i don't want to have a controversial opinion I'll give it a 95% on the moist meter, do you hear that noise? that's my ex getting fucked I'm going to watch that while playing elden cuck ring.

I hate that faggot, He only spews normie points to garner fame. (REGURGITATION)

 

[iblameaspergers]

Never played Elden ring

 

[Icarus]

His ex girlfriend is getting her uterus stretched out as we speak

 

[Glassness]

dark souls 1>elden ring

 

[SociallyStunted]

dark souls 1>elden ring

I would agree with this, if it wasnt for that fucking 4 kings boss fight. That boss fight was so hard

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

Bloodborne mogs Cuckring

 

[unhingedsamsung]

hello buttfuckers it's me cuck critical as you know my girlfriend left me recently but fuck that i was just getting off elden who's the biggest cuck ring, dare i say this might be goty what's the difference between this and dark souls you ask? I'll tell you it's open world anyway since i don't want to have a controversial opinion I'll give it a 95% on the moist meter, do you hear that noise? that's my ex getting fucked I'm going to watch that while playing elden cuck ring.

Dude forgot to put “okay see ya”

 

[iblameaspergers]

Never played Elden ring

dark souls 3 was good though

 

[Necrotic Serpent]

I really like the game but, its replay value is really low. It's a slog to get through whatever you try make a new character. I have plenty of hours on it because of the PVP and co-op with randoms. That's its only saving grace to be honest. If I couldn't play online, I would have left the game as soon as I beat it.

 

[Belisar]

Fromsoft was the last great developer left in a sea of slop.

Now they also became greedy. Elden Ring is a unnecessary drawn out open world where 50% percent of the map is the same just with diffrent color.

The bosses are also so often repeated its not even funny anymore.

Builds are complete trash. Either go magic and be op or go dex or arcane and be op. Everything else is lacking behind especially strength.

It also dosent help that the replayability isnt there since you have to do most of the bs in a playthrough or else in the mountain tops regular enemies will stomp you.

After bloodborne they lost their. Sekiro was good but it seems Elden Ring is confused mess of ideas.

 

[starystulejarz]

where 50% percent of the map is the same just with diffrent color.

it's more than 50% as only about 20-25% of the map is hand crafted aka legacy dungeons. And those said locations are much smaller and shorter than ones you can see in DS1-3 and Bloodborne.

The bosses are also so often repeated its not even funny anymore.

Got cancer from fighting same horse rider 5 times in a row or 8th variation of a dragon. It's the laziest game they've made and normies love it

Builds are complete trash. Either go magic and be op or go dex or arcane and be op. Everything else is lacking behind especially strength.

You can't be slow and str is really slow. You have to keep dodging like it's dance dance revolution game.

After bloodborne they lost their. Sekiro was good but it seems Elden Ring is confused mess of ideas.

Bloodborne was too monotonous but still league above ER. Sekiro was just fighting with zero variety outside of arms. Pretty boring. ER is the worst game they have made even DS2 was more interesting.

 

[Eddiesicoy]

hello buttfuckers it's me cuck critical as you know my girlfriend left me recently but fuck that i was just getting off elden who's the biggest cuck ring, dare i say this might be goty what's the difference between this and dark souls you ask? I'll tell you it's open world anyway since i don't want to have a controversial opinion I'll give it a 95% on the moist meter, do you hear that noise? that's my ex getting fucked I'm going to watch that while playing elden cuck ring.

actually to be fair this whore must be retarded to leave a literal millionaire
like obviously you aren't attracted to his ass
but couldn't you like at least keep him around and use him for his money
how retarded do you have to be

 

[zangano1]

Its decent game

 

[starved manlet]

Every time I see this soy manlet on my YouTube page I genuinely get mad he's so boring he just jerks off until the next popular opinion drops so he can drop a quick video on it and get 3k bucks on it

 

[Lonelyus]

If you watch this analcancer, You deserve to be lowered down a chimney to suffocate or be buried in the oceans deep while suffocating for air.