SuicideFuel Edgar Allen Poe married his jailbait cousin and had one of the happiest marriages I've heard of.

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NOoOoOo TiHs CaNt Be TrUe, ShE CoUlDnT Be HaPpY!!!! :soy::soy::soy::feels::feels::feels:
 
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Incest is still gross though and I'm repulsed by it. Makes me feel impotent.
 
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Clearly he groomed her.

Let's cancel him. Find his ashes that are fertilizing the soil and put them in jail.

 
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The older women get the more insufferable they become.
 
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SadLonelySingle said:
The older women get the more insufferable they become.
 
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if he married her today, he would've been lynched
 
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Bach had a similar arrangement with his second cousin, but she was 23 at the time of their marriage. However she gave him seven children and stayed married to him until her death in 1720. Not quite JB, but as good as it got I'm sure.
 
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this is lifefuel tbhngl
 
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FUCKITALLREEE said:
NOoOoOo TiHs CaNt Be TrUe, ShE CoUlDnT Be HaPpY!!!! :soy::soy::soy::feels::feels::feels:
Almost every happy marriage I've heard of or seen has been from back in the 1800 or 1900's.
 
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Tenshi said:
this is lifefuel tbhngl
Not for me, I have only seen my females cousins twice in my life.
 
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RollD20 said:
Not for me, I have only seen my females cousins twice in my life.
doesn't have to be your cousin, just a JB

my cousins are subhuman af tbh