Easiest home haircut for incels (pics inside)

[Actually Autistic]

As someone who always hated to see Chadlites transform into chads at magicuts, I said fuck it and began to cut my own hair.

Here’s a haircut that’ll only take 15 minutes. After, you can go back to LDAR

>begin to take everything off with a #5 clip. This is slight longer than half an inch in length

>do the back of your head with a #4 advancing toward the middle. Flick up after the clipper reaches your crown

>with the # 2, shave the sides and the back

>with your beard trimmer. Square off the neck and sideburns.

This haircut needs no styling and is very difficult to mess up.

 

[jerrycan dan]

I've found that if you're sub-5 they fuck you up on purpose, might try this

 

[SnakeBarrier]

I wish I can cut my own hair but I have no experience for doing such thing. Paying for a haircut is honestly too expensive.
I'm also too lazy to have a haircut so I let it grow until my dermatitis bothers me enough. Yes I have dermatitis in my goddamn scalp, its not fun when you're trying to cover your hair, growing it or covering your face in general.

 

[Moustachcel]

>Watching CNN

 

[The Abyss]

How do I do this to myself when I don't have eyes in back of my head & my brain fucks things up & everything feels reversed 'cos of the angle my arm is at combined with trying to use a mirror somehow.

 

[Cuyen]

I dont have machine,can ı do it with scissors

 

[Zesto]

I'm growing out my hair to look like a J-Pop idol for Nip girls!!!

It's my goal to look like this before my trip in January.

 

[Actually Autistic]

>Watching CNN
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There happened to be a tv in the Internet cafe I’m posting in. I don’t watch CNN

 

[Moustachcel]

I let my dad cut my hair tbh

I dont have machine,can ı do it with scissors

you can buy one cheap for 20€

 

[Deleted member 12256]

I'm growing out my hair to look like a J-Pop idol for Nip girls!!!

It's my goal to look like this before my trip in January.

(joking , actually good luck)

 

[Zesto]

(joking , actually good luck)

Honestly if people think I look gay than that means I'm doing it right.

 

[Moustachcel]

There happened to be a tv in the Internet cafe I’m posting in. I don’t watch CNN

>Going to Internet Cafes

 

[Luxity]

Just grow it out tbh

 

[Deleted member 13256]

If you're not gonna hairmaxx might as well shave it off.

 

[TheOnlyWei]

My hair looks like this except a little shorter, but I don't look like him.

 

[Actually Autistic]

How do I do this to myself when I don't have eyes in back of my head & my brain fucks things up & everything feels reversed 'cos of the angle my arm is at combined with trying to use a mirror somehow.

The #2 is shortest you can go without seeing skin. If you shave up the back by accident it’ll blend in with the rest of your hair. With a mirror, your brain/hand coordination is indeed fucked up so you’ll want to tense your arm slightly to stop it from shaving any more.

 

[VST]

If you're gonna cut it at home, you might aswell just get it buzzed.

 

[acnescarcel]

some videos of me cutting my hair at home

 

[nxdismycope]

i tried to cut my hailr couple of times. it always ended in me not going outside for 3~4 weeks.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I've found that if you're sub-5 they fuck you up on purpose, might try this

Just fuck my shit up fam

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Need long hair for prettyboymaxxing,
also don't want to look like a poor Slav

I'm growing out my hair to look like a J-Pop idol for Nip girls!!!

It's my goal to look like this before my trip in January.

kinda aiming for this too

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I'm growing out my hair to look like a J-Pop idol for Nip girls!!!

It's my goal to look like this before my trip in January.

Hair won't save you unless your face look like them.

If you look like those prettyboys you don't need to go japan, you should be able to slay wherever you are.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

If you're not gonna hairmaxx might as well shave it off.

Just got long enough that I can just brush it back with my hands and it will stay that way

 

[Ataris]

I cut my own hair all the time...Asian undercut is simple. Peel back hair on top and slice everything else to 3/4' with a razor.

Fuck giving foid hairdressers more money.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I'm growing out my hair to look like a J-Pop idol for Nip girls!!!

It's my goal to look like this before my trip in January.

I growed it out for 15 months. Then i cut it last week(mostly the back part.) It felt really bad. Don't cut your hair if you like it.

 

[Zesto]

Hair won't save you unless your face look like them.

If you look like those prettyboys you don't need to go japan, you should be able to slay wherever you are.

You need to look like a zoo animal to "slay" in the west.

I got Asian looking features but I can't say my face is like that.

I'll do whatever I can to HafuFraud however.

 

[thespanishcel]

 

[Zesto]

I growed it out for 15 months. Then i cut it last week(mostly the back part.) It felt really bad. Don't cut your hair if you like it.

My parents keep pressuring me to cut my hair and I never will.

I legit told my mother and sent her pics that I want to look like a K-Pop boy.

She told me Japanese girls like clean cut guys. Yes they like guys that dress clean cut but hair is their biggest turn on.

I am an expert.

I tell her I'll get it cut when I'm in Japan so she stops bothering me.

 

[Blacktarpill]

My parents keep pressuring me to cut my hair and I never will.

My problem wasnt my parents. I like long hair. My hair is still long but it was better. Just don't care about them. Your parents should not choose how you look.

 

[Zesto]

My problem wasnt my parents. I like long hair. My hair is still long but it was better. Just don't care about them. Your parents should not choose how you look.

My mother told me why would I want to look like a faggot Korean and I told her that's what girls like in Asia.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

My mother told me why would I want to look like a faggot Korean and I told her that's what girls like in Asia.

I like your mom.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I like your mom.

MILF loving chad

 

[Actually Autistic]

My parents keep pressuring me to cut my hair and I never will.

I legit told my mother and sent her pics that I want to look like a K-Pop boy.

She told me Japanese girls like clean cut guys. Yes they like guys that dress clean cut but hair is their biggest turn on.

I am an expert.

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I tell her I'll get it cut when I'm in Japan so she stops bothering me.

lol. I acknowledge that hair cutting has no benefit to a sub 8 male, so nobody has to get a haircut. But the simple guidelines I set out are meant to show people how to get the standard same short with little effort, without ever exposing ones self to attractive 18 year old highschool graduates at magicuts (Canadian) or super cuts (American).

From personal experience, I once got a haircut late spring (when all the handsome graduates cleaned up before prom), and it was a traumatic experience for me. I saw this chadlite exit magicuts where his cute gf told him how cute his haircut looked. She said he looked like Tom Cruise. Meanwhile I paid $15 + tip for nothing.

A “finger length” ontop can be accomplished simply with the #5 or 12.7 millimeter guard while the “short sides” look is achievable with the #2.

 

[Zesto]

lol. I acknowledge that hair cutting has no benefit to a sub 8 male, so nobody has to get a haircut. But the simple guidelines I set out are meant to show people how to get the standard same short with little effort, without ever exposing ones self to attractive 18 year old highschool graduates at magicuts (Canadian) or super cuts (American).

From personal experience, I once got a haircut late spring (when all the handsome graduates cleaned up before prom), and it was a traumatic experience for me. I saw this chadlite exit magicuts where his cute gf told him how cute his haircut looked. She said he looked like Tom Cruise. Meanwhile I paid $15 + tip for nothing.

A “finger length” ontop can be accomplished simply with the #5 or 12.7 millimeter guard while the “short sides” look is achievable with the #2.

If I get a haircut it would be at a Korean beauty saloon not any western operation.

 

[armis]

>Going to Internet Cafes

Cope, cucks would post on their gay apple macbook on starbucks wifi.

 

[Actually Autistic]

Cope, cucks would post on their gay apple macbook on starbucks wifi.

I post on a broken iPhone. Does that make me dark triad?

 

[randomloli]

I just shave my head, I've given up so I don't really care anymore. Just feels good getting the hair out of the way.

 

[armis]

iPhone

 

[Hoffman_13]

my hair is too curly for this

 

[Deleted member 11159]

My parents keep pressuring me to cut my hair and I never will.

I legit told my mother and sent her pics that I want to look like a K-Pop boy.

She told me Japanese girls like clean cut guys. Yes they like guys that dress clean cut but hair is their biggest turn on.

I am an expert.

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I tell her I'll get it cut when I'm in Japan so she stops bothering me.

FINALLY, a high IQ hairpiller. People need to understand how important long, messy-looking hair is for prettyboymaxxing. It could easily turn someone from a 4 to 6.5.

 

[Zesto]

FINALLY, a high IQ hairpiller. People need to understand how important long, messy-looking hair is for prettyboymaxxing. It could easily turn someone from a 4 to 6.5.

I'm never going back. People are much nicer to me now, it is legit life changing.