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one of the authors of the TND copypastas
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Lets get this out of the way first.:
Let this be a PSA for all simps. Total simp death. The foids you simp for, think of you as pathetic! They might hide this fact, to keep the favours coming. But they laugh behind ur back. This will be a form of proof.
Brief simping history:
Owner of this pisscord server is a 23 or 24 year old incel in denial. Though he mogs us facially , he is the most bluepilled, dickless, biggest simp I have ever seen personally. Allow me to demonstrate how much he wants to bend over backwards for foids:
While playing the game he encountered a foid playing, who said she was hungry af in real life. A complete stranger who has gone a whole 10 hours without food.
Here's the reaction of this adult man:
he literally publicly in the group chat started pleading for this foid to us. Its still in the back of his mind, as per something he said about earning, to seek this foid out years from now, if he gets a better paying job, to give her money for merely existing and enduring this hardship.
Then in the span of 1 week, I saw him begging the GC for advice on why he was ghosted by the 5th foid that year.
This is how he retold his communication with a tinder match:
this is redditor flirting 101.
And now for 1 of the most amusing interactions ive ever had in pisscord. I was witnessing this cuck simping so hard for the foid who joined the server ~3 days ago, I just had to play him. Mind you this is all preceded with him putting heart emoji reactions on almost all of the foids messages. They are complete strangers.
The foid said, the multiplayer game she plays (runescape, dont know if old or new one), she submits bug reports to the devs. She said something like "I hope they work. we dont really get an update wether they are consequential or not. I try to be as objective and detailed as possible."
Normal conversation, if a little autistic to obsess over bugs u encounter, but nothing compared to the simps reaction:
Yup. He submitted hate mail tickets to the Jagex company, about his "friend's" bug reports not being met with the same asskissery as he would have done.
Then took screenshots of it and showed in the group discord, hoping to gain favour with the foid.
This on top of the recent clownmaxxing made something im my mind unhinge. So I called him out. I blatantly cucked him from any social respect in front of the whole group chat. And the funniest part?
This foid he is simping for started treating him as mentally ill. Not the briefest "thanks" or anything. Just this:
I said he's a male karen at this point for the ticket submitted and also this
i then went off at his behavior very bluntly
and the foid hes simping for fucking agreed
What followed was kekfuel I did not expect. The foid started diagnosing him for autism and looking for alternative options of treatment!
Conclusion: he simped so hard the foid is convinced he is autistic, will need help for the rest of his life, and is namedropping forms of therapy. He ruined his image in front of everyone by simping.
DNRcels GTFIH!
Let this be a PSA for all simps. Total simp death. The foids you simp for, think of you as pathetic! They might hide this fact, to keep the favours coming. But they laugh behind ur back. This will be a form of proof.
I was playing an online game. Its multiplayer. For new years gifts, some generous community members were giving out free 5-10$ promo codes and memberships. I alongside 200 other dudes, and 1 foid that i know of, joined the pisscord for this. (i did in fact get free 8$ wallet so it wasnt for nothing)
Brief simping history:
Owner of this pisscord server is a 23 or 24 year old incel in denial. Though he mogs us facially , he is the most bluepilled, dickless, biggest simp I have ever seen personally. Allow me to demonstrate how much he wants to bend over backwards for foids:
While playing the game he encountered a foid playing, who said she was hungry af in real life. A complete stranger who has gone a whole 10 hours without food.
Here's the reaction of this adult man:
he literally publicly in the group chat started pleading for this foid to us. Its still in the back of his mind, as per something he said about earning, to seek this foid out years from now, if he gets a better paying job, to give her money for merely existing and enduring this hardship.
Then in the span of 1 week, I saw him begging the GC for advice on why he was ghosted by the 5th foid that year.
This is how he retold his communication with a tinder match:
this is redditor flirting 101.
And now for 1 of the most amusing interactions ive ever had in pisscord. I was witnessing this cuck simping so hard for the foid who joined the server ~3 days ago, I just had to play him. Mind you this is all preceded with him putting heart emoji reactions on almost all of the foids messages. They are complete strangers.
The foid said, the multiplayer game she plays (runescape, dont know if old or new one), she submits bug reports to the devs. She said something like "I hope they work. we dont really get an update wether they are consequential or not. I try to be as objective and detailed as possible."
Normal conversation, if a little autistic to obsess over bugs u encounter, but nothing compared to the simps reaction:
Yup. He submitted hate mail tickets to the Jagex company, about his "friend's" bug reports not being met with the same asskissery as he would have done.
Then took screenshots of it and showed in the group discord, hoping to gain favour with the foid.
This on top of the recent clownmaxxing made something im my mind unhinge. So I called him out. I blatantly cucked him from any social respect in front of the whole group chat. And the funniest part?
This foid he is simping for started treating him as mentally ill. Not the briefest "thanks" or anything. Just this:
I said he's a male karen at this point for the ticket submitted and also this
i then went off at his behavior very bluntly
and the foid hes simping for fucking agreed
What followed was kekfuel I did not expect. The foid started diagnosing him for autism and looking for alternative options of treatment!
Conclusion: he simped so hard the foid is convinced he is autistic, will need help for the rest of his life, and is namedropping forms of therapy. He ruined his image in front of everyone by simping.
DNRcels GTFIH!
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