Drunkcels GTFIH

[rope2cope]

First time drinking and stinking in months, bought 10 beers for £7 and got Dominos pizza on the way, let us drunkcels cope together on this lonely Sunday night.

 

[JoeBruhcel]

beers

No, thanks I don't drink piss

got Dominos pizza on the way

gimmie a slice

 

[22yearoldcel]

Expensive and hard af to find where i live

 

[rope2cope]

No, thanks I don't drink piss

gimmie a slice

d-do you like chicken and bacon, it's not here yet the wagie is about to deliver it now I think

 

[JoeBruhcel]

d-do you like chicken and bacon, it's not here yet the wagie is about to deliver it now I think

if it's a foid don't tip her if it's a trucel maybe tip him a dollar or 2

 

[rope2cope]

if it's a foid don't tip her if it's a trucel maybe tip him a dollar or 2

legit got the tip here rn, if it's a foid she gets nothing.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

No, thanks I don't drink piss

What if I tell you that it's from GigaStacy?

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Wish I was NEET so I could drink whenever I felt like it.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Let’s drink up, old boy. I’m drunk too, old boy.

 

[rope2cope]

Let’s drink up, old boy. I’m drunk too, old boy.

based fellow drunkcel

 

[JoeBruhcel]

What if I tell you that it's from GigaStacy?

 

[Undervalued]

I don't drink.

 

[rope2cope]

I don't drink.

i haven't drinkmaxxed in months but felt super depressed today so bought some and stuck em in the fridge, decided to get drunk to cope tonight, being an incel is pain.
update: it was a pajeetcel so i tipped.

 

[Meus]

Cheers

 

[BrettyBoy]

based fellow drunkcel

Thanks, old boy.

 

[Undervalued]

i haven't drinkmaxxed in months but felt super depressed today so bought some and stuck em in the fridge, decided to get drunk to cope tonight, being an incel is pain.
update: it was a pajeetcel so i tipped.

What does getting drunk feel like btw?

 

[nice_try]

No, thanks I don't drink piss

If your beer tastes like piss, you're drinking the wrong beer.

 

[starcrapoo]

I think I have liver disease.

 

[BornToLose]

Drinking but been drinking all month so my tolerance is high right now so not really drunk.

 

[rope2cope]

Jfl last night was rough, I got 7 beers in and ate most of my pizza went to bed at like 2 and rushed to the bathroom at 3 and puked everything up

 

[Alone75]

Dominos always tastes like ass when I get it, something about the tomato paste on the base, actually made me gag and puke up a few times. I prefer other pizza places and get more for my money elsewhere. I have some 6.5% ales and southern comfort, but I'm taking my time drinking it all. Being sober and alone in my room is bad enough, I've been there and done that getting drunk all night pissing, puking and passing out until 6pm the next day!

 

[Grashüpfer]

First time drinking and stinking in months, bought 10 beers for £7 and got Dominos pizza on the way, let us drunkcels cope together on this lonely Sunday night.

How many ml is a beer where you are from? Anyways, have fun and make sure to consume some nictotine in the meantime :>

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

if you don't tip they will mess with your order

 

[happiless]

Gonna have to get some whiskey/cognac for NYE to get by. The usual strategy is to pass out asap so I dont have to deal with the feeling of rotting alone yet another NYE. Vodka or gin + lemonade is a decent combo too but Ive had it so many times already and I'm not a slav

 

[rope2cope]

How many ml is a beer where you are from? Anyways, have fun and make sure to consume some nictotine in the meantime :>

1 can is 440ml