Dream. I blurt out i have a small Dick at School Assembly

[maynarde]

The hot cheerleader is asking school spirit type questions with microphone. One girl says GO RAMS

Then it's my turn

I want to say YEAH RAMS but I say

"my dong is only 2 centimeters"

The gym explodes and for some reason the principal tries to toss a donut onto my dong like a ringtoss but my dong is flaccid

Recurring dream

Then Mr Matthews takes a bullhorn and says

Clear the Gym! pointing and laughing

 

[PaulSmenis]

Sounds like a painful dream.

Yeah...I remember being asked about dick size in highschool. I avoided answering for obvious reasons.

 

[maynarde]

My dick is not overly small.

But I always thought it was tiny b.c.uz it shrinks to an inch when flaccid

 

[1984cel]

dreams are always so autistic

 

[RopeMaXXer]

principal tries to toss a donut onto my dong like a ringtoss but my dong is flaccid

its over for principalcels

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

Damn, I used to have dreams of a hot alien girl picking me up in middle of night in a spaceship then I wake up with cum everywhere and it was a dream

 

[Mainländer]

I got bullied for months in 5th grade because people were picking on me and I said something like "at least I'm not a jolly faggot" but I always spoke too fast and the "not" part came out unclear, so it sounded like I was saying I was one.

 

[Michael15651]

dreams are always so autistic

True.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Dreams are my escape from the sad reality of my life

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I got bullied for months in 5th grade because people were picking on me and I said something like "at least I'm not a jolly faggot" but I always spoke too fast and the "not" part came out unclear, so it sounded like I was saying I was one.

over if you make even the slightest mistake

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

I remember in high school this white-looking hapa girl asked some Asian guy how long his dick was, and he actually told her. I'd be like, "None of your fucking business."