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Gaming DOOM - decoded entries: The UAC (PART 2/2)

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Welcome to Mars
DECODED ENTRY 002/002

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New advocates! Welcome to the UAC. This guidebook will serve as your personal guide to fitting in at the Argent Facility on Mars. Your dedication to the UAC's mission is the foundation on which we achieve the establishment of a new paradigm to move humanity foward into the future.

Tier 1 advocates may take some time to adjust to life on Mars, but with faith and dedication, you can look forward to a long and faithful career as you work towards full induction. Your transition to Tier 2 status will be judged upon your action here. Make a good impression, new advocate!

This guide will update automatically as you access new areas of the facility. Expect more helpful hints into the UAC way of life, and as we say here on Mars "Power ; From the People!"
 

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