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Gaming DOOM - Decoded entries: Argent Facility (PART 3/3)

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Calm Under Pressure
DECODED ENTRY 003/003

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Should you find yourself caught in a level 3 demon contamination event, it is important that you remain calm. A Tier 3 advocate wouldn't panic, and neither should you. We have a saying in the Lazarus Labs - "if you want the job, act as if." So, stop, think, and act as if you are a Tier 3 advocate. Here are the steps you should follow:

1. Attempt to reach an emergency force field safety zone or a bulkhead door. Do not run as some of our transdimensional visitors are sensitive to movement.

2. Shut down any volatile equipment you may be using. Shold you be unable to escape from the demons, it is important that you don't leave that plasma cutter where it could damage in important piece of machinery.

2. If there is no obvious escape route and you have powered down your equipment, give yourself to the demon willingly. Studies have shown that infuriating a demon by running away can cause additional frustration to the predator, and that may result in your body being too badly mutilated for useful post mortem study. Simply kneel down, close you eyes, and wait. Remember you can be as useful in death as you are in life.
 

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