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Rockstar-of-david has been rapidly going downhill since the plandemic, and at this point they are in a freefall off the edge of the fucking cliff
everything and everyone who made the old games good, are gone.
Compelling, decently written straight dude protagonist? Forget it!
Prepare for saints row reboot tier writing and corny millenial and redditor humor, because the same ppl who made this, are working on gta 6:
Of course theres lots of ethnic and jew women, trannies and gays too, working on these games.
This is a trend in gaming companies in general, not just rockstar.
Valve and bungie have excellent videos unintentionally showcasing this point. The footage comes from the developers themself (dev documentaries/ anniversary documentaries) so nothings cherry picked.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcNWMKxYgEo
View: https://youtu.be/YCjNT9qGjh4?t=1
TL;DW: What can we observe?
Some of the greatest games ever made which still hold up
were made by a staff which were 95% straight men, most of which were white. (Half life 1/2; Halo CE here spefically)
New Vegas (Obsidian Entertainment) -> Outer worlds 2 (same company) is the same story.
The former is a cult classic, the latter is a gay melting pot for redditors.
All 3 of these companies, and rockstar too, outline willful incompetence and decay in employee quality.
Outer worlds 2 had an excellent developer documentary outlining this. "70% of our staff is DEI compatible, furthermore, 63% of us were hired with no prior experience." They brag about this shit, as though its supposed to impress us, rather than be deterred from the product, as they interview a fat sheboon who doesn't know how to code. These people have to learn coding languages on the spot, bolt out the door the moment the clock hits 5 pm, have 0 passion, 0 creativity, low IQ, 0 times stayed overtime, 0 times worked on a Saturday, have 0 interest in the product actually being successful, only cashing a paycheck, end up outsourcing their coding works to jeets and askign AIs for coding help, and we are supposed to expect a good game?
All of this was in inverse when straight (white) bros worked on our old favorite games.
But bro000. Jason is a straight White dude. This game is gonna beee sooo unwoke bro. Its gonna be le heckin based broo! Old rockstar is sooo back!
First of all. The game's protagonist are 50/50 a latina girlboss, as much as the white man. Who is gonna be miscegenating throughout the whole game. Who is also likely going to be emasculated at some point/ or stick his neck out to combat racism or sexism/ or be dumb muscle for his girlboss partner who is gonna end up being the brains of the operation. The amount of tropes these jews will plant is almost certainly going to make this the most woke gta iteration yet. Watch the reveal trailers, and notice how 97% of the people there are black. It looks like africa. The only White ppl roles will be reserved for bad guys, junkies, trailer trash, racists, schizos, and other antiwhite tropes like inbreeding, constitution bad, guns bad, school shootings and so on. GTA radio is notorious for this. The foid will probably cuck you at some point to use femme fatale against other men, and u will most likely be portrayed as being dicked down by the white chad at some point. En fucking joy.
There are almost 0 white ppl anywhere in the trailer, and most of the few who are shown are in unglorifying positions, such as redneck tropes, karen, serial killer, racist etc. Having a straight white male main character opens up the entire world of posisbilities for antiwhite and anti male and heterophobic propaganda. Its possible the main character chad dude will be used to portray white savior tropes. How the best thing he can do is have a stoic actions for the betterment of minorities, and hook up with brown skinned women ONLY.
Its not going to feel like the edgier old gta, bcuz nobody who worked on those games is in rockstar anymore.
Up until DLC updates of gta 5, the games were pretty edgy, and often funny. You had non-black characters drop a few n-bombs and it was comedic. You actually had characters who were sexist and homophobic as a personality trait. Now? we cant have that!! Now even the criminals are extremely politically correct. This devolves all hundreds of cutscenes between them into netflix show tier.
Now your gta villains are about as offensive as Ned Flanders
and the protagonists you are supposed to like are all black and insult you the first time they meet you:
I also picture sheboons when I think of pro racing drivers. You know, the demographic which you can count on your fingers in the amount of pros that have ever existed.
Dont fall for the initial waves of shill reviews which will proclaim the game with a 9,7/10 masterpiece review score, dont believe any of the paid tubers, pirate the shit out of this trash
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