Serious Don't escortcel without a car

[KingOfRome]

You'll regret it

I don't have one at the moment, and I set up an appointment at a hotel that I went to via Uber. I bring the cash, I message my provider, and guess what? She only accepts payments in Amazon gift cards. All of a sudden. Fucking kek. So I'm standing out there in the freezing cold trying to tell her I can't get her her gift card, she's playing games with me, then the cops show up. Apparently, I was looking into people's vehicles. Yeah. It took some verbal sleight of hand to get out of that one.

If I'd had a car, I could've just gotten the escort her stupid gift card, and could've messaged her outside the hotel in the middle of the night without looking like a carjacking thug. I know some of you guys are going to call me a cuck for doing this, but I haven't escortcelled in ages. I'm touch-starved. You virgins don't know what you're missing.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Imagine a world where literal whores only accept certain particular types of currency jfl

Do homeless people only accept bitcoin? Do starving people only accept lobster and caviar?

 

[Blacktarpill]

Do homeless people only accept bitcoin

cash is not safu

 

[Cuyen]

why the fuck amazon gifcart? whores are really weird nowadays

 

[KingOfRome]

cash is not safu

Her excuse was cops solicit with cash.

Never mind that I told her I was not affiliated with law enforcement of any kind (those exact words), and if I really were a cop setting up a sting, that statement alone would have destroyed it.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Sounds like she was gonna catfish you

 

[mylifeistrash]

fuck that shit

if it's difficult to get sex, just jerk off

applies for chad or escort-cels

 

[Blacktarpill]

why the fuck amazon gifcart? whores are really weird nowadays

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I wouldn't escort at all and give those parasites their luxury lifestyle.

 

[Brahcel]

Her excuse was cops solicit with cash.

Never mind that I told her I was not affiliated with law enforcement of any kind (those exact words), and if I really were a cop setting up a sting, that statement alone would have destroyed it.

Jfl u think thats true?
Stupid foid was trying to scam u or catfish. Were u suppose to send her the code?

Cops do not go after foids. Usually johns. The foids are victims.

 

[KingOfRome]

Sounds like she was gonna catfish you

She sent me a verification pic.

I've been catfished by escorts before. They accepted cash. I don't know what this one's problem is. Maybe she's just incredibly lazy and has an extensive Amazon wish list.

 

[Life Wasted]

Fuck escortceling, even hookers are fickle AF nowadays and only want to service Chad clientele.

 

[Insomniac]

Don’t escortcel

 

[KingOfRome]

Were u suppose to send her the code?.

No, she wanted a pic of the card and a receipt. I've never had an amazon gift card before, but if it's like most gift cards, the code is probably on the back.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Hookers only take Amazon gift cards? WTF?

 

[AsiaCel]

Don’t escortcel

One must have a gentleman taste of cars to properly escortcel.

 

[KingOfRome]

Hookers only take Amazon gift cards? WTF?

It would make more sense if it was a scam or catfish, but she has an extensive ad history, reviews, and the selfie she sent me for no reason isn't getting any results on TinEye or Google Images. If this is a scam, it's very well-crafted.

Some people are just weird.

 

[Deleted member 236]

No, she wanted a pic of the card and a receipt. I've never had an amazon gift card before, but if it's like most gift cards, the code is probably on the back.

You can email them. Buy them online with a debit/credit card. She probably does that as she thinks it protects her from prosecution as she can claim it was a gift and not a payment.

 

[Sniffles]

I'm starting to think escortcelling is bad all together tbh. These whores get the money right?

 

[Inceldo]

I wouldn't escort at all and give those parasites their luxury lifestyle.

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Got any advice to escortmax? Where can a nigga in the US look?

 

[KingOfRome]

Got any advice to escortmax? Where can a nigga in the US look?

skipthegames.com, eroticmonkey.com, eros.com.

fosta/sesta is killing the escort scene though, so it's hard to get into these days.

 

[Hoffman_13]

The state of escortcels
The fucking state of you
Inagine being this cucked

 

[tEnebRous]

I only pay in cash. You need to go to Google and search garbage-tier motel and then look for the ones with "prostitutes" complaints in the comments. Best and cheapest you'll find.

 

[456C6C696F74]

You'll regret it

I don't have one at the moment, and I set up an appointment at a hotel that I went to via Uber. I bring the cash, I message my provider, and guess what? She only accepts payments in Amazon gift cards. All of a sudden. Fucking kek. So I'm standing out there in the freezing cold trying to tell her I can't get her her gift card, she's playing games with me, then the cops show up. Apparently, I was looking into people's vehicles. Yeah. It took some verbal sleight of hand to get out of that one.

If I'd had a car, I could've just gotten the escort her stupid gift card, and could've messaged her outside the hotel in the middle of the night without looking like a carjacking thug. I know some of you guys are going to call me a cuck for doing this, but I haven't escortcelled in ages. I'm touch-starved. You virgins don't know what you're missing.

Where did you find this whore? Hard to do since craigslist axed escorts section and backpage got taken down.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Imagine a world where literal whores only accept certain particular types of currency jfl

Do homeless people only accept bitcoin? Do starving people only accept lobster and caviar?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Escortcelling in the states is risky. Dont take anything into the hotel that you aren't willing to part ways with (even if she doesn't put out). My friend got robbed by a hooker. They have pimps hiding in the bathroom and closet, and in the rooms next door. It's over for the west.

 

[GeneticFilth]

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

skipthegames.com, eroticmonkey.com, eros.com.

fosta/sesta is killing the escort scene though, so it's hard to get into these days.

Banning escort sites to prevent sex trafficking is the most retarded shit ever. Has nobody learned from prohibition and the war on drugs? Making something illegal does not stop it. Holy shit the public is negative IQ.

 

[Nakuro]

Escortcelling= cucks

 

[Michael15651]

At least you didn't resort to escortceling

 

[TheLegendofBentCock]

Fuck escortceling, even hookers are fickle AF nowadays and only want to service Chad clientele.

This IS actually true. The cheek of it.

Read the profile

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfi...16061x4216464x1748777x2635995x4888740x4527163

She says exactly that in it. "Please provide a photo first".

Fucking whore.

 

[rabitter]

This IS actually true. The cheek of it.

Read the profile

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4537813&Keywords=&KeySearch=1&TargetURL=https://www.adultwork.com/Search.asp?RefreshVar=03%2F02%2F2019+18%3A15%3A27&rdoOrderBy=1&intMeetDuration=&cboLastLoginSince=X&strSelPostCode=tn23&HotListSearch=0&rdoNationalityInclude=1&rdoKeySearch=1&strPostCodeArea=&SearchTab=Miles&cbxSelIsEscort=ON&strTown=&dteMeetDate=&intMiles=3&intMilesUSA=&cbxInCall=ON&intMeetPrice=&cboBookingCurrencyID=28&intOvernightRateFrom=&intOvernightRateTo=&strSelZipCode=&CommandID=1&strSelUsername=&dteMeetTime=X&strKeywords=&intHalfHourRateFrom=&intHalfHourRateTo=&dteAvailableAnotherDay=&hdteToday=03%2F02%2F2019&cbxGenderID=2&cboNationalityID=0&cboSCID=0&intHourlyRateFrom=&intHourlyRateTo=&intHotListID=0&PageNo=1&SS=0&cboCountryID=158&cboCountyID=0&cboAPID=0&rdoRatings=0&cboLastUpdated=01%2F01%2F2003&cboRegionID=0&question_69=&question_70=&question_2=&question_3=&question_57=&question_27=&question_42=&intAgeFrom=&intAgeTo=&DF=1&NavUserIDs=1281821x4841450x3997497x4029488x141931x4881726x5000108x64385x4980066x4050682x4537813x4971702x4616061x4216464x1748777x2635995x4888740x4527163

She says exactly that in it. "Please provide a photo first".

Fucking whore.

It definitely is. And a lot of whores from Adultwork refuse to fuck curry & black clients. Fucking infuriating when I see a hot currywhore hooker there and see "no Indian men" on her profile.

 

[Akkadian]

Imagine a world where literal whores only accept certain particular types of currency jfl

Do homeless people only accept bitcoin? Do starving people only accept lobster and caviar?

And they ask why a cleansing is needed JFL