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Story Don’t bother playing casino poker in Riceland

WiZardTheGrAY

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These people play like they saw a guy make a daring poker move on tv, so they feel like they have to play like that constantly (rice people like to imitate things that seem to make foreigners successful but they cannot see the big picture)

1) One chinesecel went all in with his first hand as soon as he was seated. He had a 4-5 suited and of course abruptly lost. Somehow he graduated from an Ivy League university in the US :feelstastyman:

2) Our noodle dealer, whose brain is softer and less supple than her tits, gave me a poor Japcel’s winnings after I clearly folded giving him the win :foidSoy:

3) A koreancel who calls and/or raises on every hand he gets managed to take all my money by lucking out on a two pair with his 6-7 hand, beating my pair of Kings. This is after he of course called my really big bet before the flop before he knew he got lucky with his shitty hand... with a fucking 6-7...:feelsclown:

Don’t bother playing here, there is absolutely no skill involved, they treat this game like it’s slots..
 
Don’t bother playing here, there is absolutely no skill involved, they treat this game like it’s slots.
Do not be a HLTV faggot betting. Keep your money for more lasting copes.
 
And they would all eat my cat if they had the chance to
 

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