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Discussion Dominos Pizza, Exercise and Porn. That's wassup

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I graduated high school six months ago, and lately it's been nothing but anger issues, harassing my whore used-to-be oneitis online on instagram, and learning about history and other languages. I'm currently attending college courses online, but I'm too fucking lazy to do anything, so I don't even log on for most of the week. Recently, I've been oversleeping and feeling like shit because of it. Hypersomnia, I believe it's called. I don't know what else to do, so I'm just going to talk about how my everyday life has been for the past month. I usually wake up with a hard on, then I jack off to Pretty Girls Makeup gets Destroyed by Facefuck, which is a masterpiece of porn. Anyways, after that, I work out: do barbell rows, dumbbell curls, and crunches and all that shit. Get a good pump. I eat oatmeal before I workout btw for good carbs. After I'm done working out, I usually learn about history via YouTube videos and online articles, specifically pertaining to classical antiquity. I'm also currently learning Russian because why not and I might learn Latin, too. I usually masturbate again to the same video mentioned before or another video by the same content creator (Sophia Wolfe), which would usually be by the middle of the day. After this, I get the craving for some junk food and order some Dominos. Pepperoni and ham pizza with bacon bits and extra cheese. Pepperoni cheesy bread goes hard, too. I order it, get it delivered to my house, and then I eat it while watching a movie in the living room. After this, I usually workout again and then I watch porn again and have my 3rd (and final) goon sesh of the day. After this, I usually shower and afterwards, I just watch random videos on Youtube. I also occasionally go to WALMART and buy candy and the Starbucks Frapp bottle of Mocha which actually goes hard. Later at night, I usually stay up throughout the night and then watch TV in the living room as everyone is asleep and fall asleep watching whatever the fuck I'm watching. Well, thanks for listening to my TedTalk. So long,boyos.
 
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Recently, I've been oversleeping and feeling like shit because of it. Hypersomnia, I believe it's called.
Same.

I eat oatmeal before I workout btw for good carbs.
Big brain. Back when I was going really hard in the gym I'd always have 6 eggs and a big bowl of oatmeal for breakfast. I can't do that anymore jfl (due to lack of motivation, not physical issues).

I usually masturbate again to the same video mentioned before or another video by the same content creator (Sophia Wolfe)
A truly loyal man :feelsYall:

After this, I usually workout again
Wow
 
Dominos is a greasy mess.
 
Dominos is a greasy mess.
I feel like when it comes to the quality of Dominos, it depends on what exact location you're ordering from. My most local and nearby store is perfect and isn't too greasy, but other stores are too greasy or just too dry.
 
Welcome to post high school incel life. Exercise, pizza, and porn are good copes.
 
Sounds like a pretty based life :feelsokman: (kick the sugary coffee drink and the goyslop tho)
 
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I feel like when it comes to the quality of Dominos, it depends on what exact location you're ordering from. My most local and nearby store is perfect and isn't too greasy, but other stores are too greasy or just too dry.
I live on another continent but still we have Dominos here. It was OK at first and you would even get free garlic dip sauce. Now they probably think that they don't have to try hard as they used to.
 
Just learn about Rome. Shit changes your whole life.
 
I graduated high school six months ago, and lately it's been nothing but anger issues, harassing my whore used-to-be oneitis online on instagram, and learning about history and other languages. I'm currently attending college courses online, but I'm too fucking lazy to do anything, so I don't even log on for most of the week. Recently, I've been oversleeping and feeling like shit because of it. Hypersomnia, I believe it's called. I don't know what else to do, so I'm just going to talk about how my everyday life has been for the past month. I usually wake up with a hard on, then I jack off to Pretty Girls Makeup gets Destroyed by Facefuck, which is a masterpiece of porn. Anyways, after that, I work out: do barbell rows, dumbbell curls, and crunches and all that shit. Get a good pump. I eat oatmeal before I workout btw for good carbs. After I'm done working out, I usually learn about history via YouTube videos and online articles, specifically pertaining to classical antiquity. I'm also currently learning Russian because why not and I might learn Latin, too. I usually masturbate again to the same video mentioned before or another video by the same content creator (Sophia Wolfe), which would usually be by the middle of the day. After this, I get the craving for some junk food and order some Dominos. Pepperoni and ham pizza with bacon bits and extra cheese. Pepperoni cheesy bread goes hard, too. I order it, get it delivered to my house, and then I eat it while watching a movie in the living room. After this, I usually workout again and then I watch porn again and have my 3rd (and final) goon sesh of the day. After this, I usually shower and afterwards, I just watch random videos on Youtube. I also occasionally go to WALMART and buy candy and the Starbucks Frapp bottle of Mocha which actually goes hard. Later at night, I usually stay up throughout the night and then watch TV in the living room as everyone is asleep and fall asleep watching whatever the fuck I'm watching. Well, thanks for listening to my TedTalk. So long,boyos.
Brooral
 

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