Story Dogpilled, filing my taxes

[Man]

Today Uncle Sam owes me money.

The lady who filed my taxes for me talked to me for a damn hour after she did my taxes.

Yapped about her rescue mutts and eventually unprompted she mentions a dog she rescued from a woman that did “inappropriate things” with her dog, then to clarify said she says “she raped that dog” and a few sentences later talked about how big the dog was, I’m sure she meant the DOG was big but maybe she was talking about that DD (dog dick)

“If it were up to me she’d be in prison if I could provide the evidence.. I would..”
Are you sure lady? You have 13 rescues… how does she know she fucked the dog btw??

 

[Man]

“Where may I find the non melanated females?”

 

[Retardfuel]

@anandkonda
Dogs get more human pussy than non chad human men

 

[Ernst22]

how does she know she fucked the dog btw??

she didn't have to use peanut butter when she adopted it

 

[anandkonda]

@anandkonda
Dogs get more human pussy than non chad human men

Sad part is even snails and snakes also seem to

 

[Repulsive123]

She was angry because the dog wasn't a virgin, so she could be his first.

 

[Darth Aries]

Mogged by animals again

 

[faded]

Today Uncle Sam owes me money.

The lady who filed my taxes for me talked to me for a damn hour after she did my taxes.

Yapped about her rescue mutts and eventually unprompted she mentions a dog she rescued from a woman that did “inappropriate things” with her dog, then to clarify said she says “she raped that dog” and a few sentences later talked about how big the dog was, I’m sure she meant the DOG was big but maybe she was talking about that DD (dog dick)

“If it were up to me she’d be in prison if I could provide the evidence.. I would..”
Are you sure lady? You have 13 rescues… how does she know she fucked the dog btw??

Oyyyyyyyy vey

 

[Julaybib]

cant escape the dogpill even when doing taxes

 

[caineturbat2003]

“If it were up to me she’d be in prison if I could provide the evidence.. I would..”
Are you sure lady? You have 13 rescues… how does she know she fucked the dog btw??

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

@tehgymcel420

 

[Friezacel]

She was angry because the dog wasn't a virgin, so she could be his first.

Women hate virgin males of any species