Serious Does anyone know a single person from this site who’s ascended?

[SaltyNipplez3]

Even tho I’m new here and everything I immediately thought if anyone with our situation has ascended? I’m only 16 but i’m already getting a receding hairline and i got blessed with being 5’4 from my tree stump of a dad and his potato sized hook nose. Do i have any chance to ascend at all or is it really over?

 

[Animecel2D]

Many fakecels, yes.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Funny you say that just yesterday a long time ex sex haver was banned

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Escortcels.

 

[orchis]

Many fakecels, yes.

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Funny you say that just yesterday a long time ex sex haver was banned

No I’m talking about truecels that posted on this site and remained active for a long time just to end up ascending. No escortcels btw.

 

[Ping And Pong]

It sounds like its over for you tbh.

Many fakecels, yes.

 

[minecraftcel]

it never began

 

[Shin no Shi]

Yeah his name is Colvin76 and he ascended with an aryan goddess from walmart. Shit was ragefuel tbhngltbqf

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Yeah his name is Colvin76 and he ascended with an aryan goddess from walmart. Shit was ragefuel tbhngltbqf

Stories like these get me kind of hopeful but then you get thwarted back into reality and it’s so much different. That guy must’ve been less ugly than most of us here cause I can’t imagine a subhuman even getting a chance to speak to a girl. Let alone ascend.

 

[Dregster]

Many fakecels, yes.

 

[Shin no Shi]

Stories like these get me kind of hopeful but then you get thwarted back into reality and it’s so much different. That guy must’ve been less ugly than most of us here cause I can’t imagine a subhuman even getting a chance to speak to a girl. Let alone ascend.

oh yeah he sure was less ugly, iirc he mogs most people here.

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Many fakecels, yes.

 

[Billowel]

if you consider seamaxxers as ascension then yeah we have had a few like that

 

[ihaveno1]

well there is brendio, but only through statusmaxxing and the relationship is just internet based as they both live in two different countries

neetandtidy has an irl relationship... with a tranny

 

[asdf1234]

Even tho I’m new here and everything I immediately thought if anyone with our situation has ascended? I’m only 16 but i’m already getting a receding hairline and i got blessed with being 5’4 from my tree stump of a dad and his potato sized hook nose. Do i have any chance to ascend at all or is it really over?

Yes actually, fakecels fucks used to brag about it on discord
A famous example who actually got on the news is jack peterson, fakecel fuck. He was kind of already fakecel when he joined though and had normies looks.

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

well there is brendio, but only through statusmaxxing and the relationship is just internet based as they both live in two different countries

neetandtidy has an irl relationship... with a tranny

fucking brutal

Yes actually, fakecels fucks used to brag about it on discord
A famous example who actually got on the news is jack peterson, fakecel fuck. He was kind of already fakecel when he joined though and had normies looks.

I like to cope by thinking most fakecels on here are just average in looks and have to simp and jestermaxxx just to get a droplet of pussy juice

 

[Tenshi]

I hope I can be one

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

I hope I can be one

i think everyone does

 

[metabuxx]

Yep. @PPEcel ascended with personalityinkwell's Stacy sister

 

[BrazilianPardoleiro]

Yeah his name is Colvin76 and he ascended with an aryan goddess from walmart. Shit was ragefuel tbhngltbqf

@Colvin76

 

[Shin no Shi]

@Colvin76

now for the shitstorm to ensue

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Stories like these get me kind of hopeful but then you get thwarted back into reality and it’s so much different. That guy must’ve been less ugly than most of us here cause I can’t imagine a subhuman even getting a chance to speak to a girl. Let alone ascend.

LARP

I like to cope by thinking most fakecels on here are just average in looks and have to simp and jestermaxxx just to get a droplet of pussy juice

LARP

 

[Shin no Shi]

Yep. @PPEcel ascended with personalityinkwell's Stacy sister

Yeah I remember this one specifically

 

[Deleted member 28903]

neetandtidy has an irl relationship... with a tranny

Is it a cute tranny? (no homo)

 

[Shin no Shi]

LARP

LARP

unironically speaking your front view mogs me

 

[Deleted member 20811]

unironically speaking your front view mogs me

 

[PPEcel]

Yep. @PPEcel ascended with personalityinkwell's Stacy sister

Yeah I remember this one specifically

i wish

@Personalityinkwell thoughts?

 

[Shin no Shi]

i wish

@Personalityinkwell thoughts?

kek he's banned. what did he do this time

 

[PPEcel]

kek he's banned. what did he do this time

foid worship. temp ban. he's at 90%

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

LARP

LARP

Fuck outta here you're the one having sex don’t even try to accuse me.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Fuck outta here you're the one having sex don’t even try to accuse me.

Greycel retard.

I've never had sex. I'm still KHHV.

those guys were just making up BS about me

 

[Deleted member 140]

Every fakecel who has ascended from here has been white. Except maybe tellem-t

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Greycel retard.

I've never had sex. I'm still KHHV.

those guys were just making up BS about me

ok my bad dude but there’s literally no point in saying i’m larping. why is everyone on this site so quick to try and bring down new members?

 

[minecraftcel]

Greycel retard.

I've never had sex. I'm still KHHV.

those guys were just making up BS about me

we all suffer the same fate sadly

 

[Deleted member 20811]

ok my bad dude but there’s literally no point in saying i’m larping. why is everyone on this site so quick to try and bring down new members?

Why were you so quick to believe users trying to slander me with false accusations?

 

[SaltyNipplez3]

Why were you so quick to believe users trying to slander me with false accusations?

i don’t know, kind of hard to see sarcasm through a computer screen sometimes.

 

[Uglymuggly]

Funny you say that just yesterday a long time ex sex haver was banned

Are you talking about @mylifeistrash

 

[ionlycopenow]

Are you talking about @mylifeistrash

Yes tbh

 

[Ropeless Incel]

this misunderstanding above