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Ngl I think it would be nicelossus to have some casual pals and we could go out and drink iced tea together and have a nice time maby. I used to have an irl friend and we would sometimes do stuff like that but he ended up being a total malicious sociopath and hes not allowed to contact me anymore
 
Sometimes yes, but I have learned to cope with my loneliness a bit. Still, it would nice to have a true friend you can trust
 
I'm extremely lucky to have a legit brocel irl
 
I used to but not anymore tbh, I am too socially dysfunctional now.
 
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Ngl I think it would be nicelossus to have some casual pals and we could go out and drink iced tea together and have a nice time maby. I used to have an irl friend and we would sometimes do stuff like that but he ended up being a total malicious sociopath and hes not allowed to contact me anymore
what did he do
 
Already have friends irl, but I voluntarily chose to be alone 'cos I prefer it this way when I get all the time to enjoy doing whatever the fuck I want.
 
yes of course but not a normie or some dude that you think is incel and suddenly brag about having a gf in the past. a nerd virgin guy like me and oldcel like me
 
I used to have them but lost all contact, now all I want is a gf
 
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Ngl I think it would be nicelossus to have some casual pals and we could go out and drink iced tea together and have a nice time maby. I used to have an irl friend and we would sometimes do stuff like that but he ended up being a total malicious sociopath and hes not allowed to contact me anymore
Ngl not anymore. I have unironically no desire for social contact anymore, at least most of the time. Of course I still have moments of loneliness/longing for friends/love and sometimes I look back on memories with my only friend fondly, but there is no impetus for me anymore to talk to others.

They are mostly bothersome for me (apart from the Internet). And many people (especially when their own life gets better) become condescending/arrogant towards people they see as beneath them, the constant shit-tier advice is an annoyance and then they become aggressive when you express skepticism towards their dogma of endless self-improvement.

Constantly judging others for being "lazy", always pathologizing, alway seeking to improve themselves by learning new languages, going to the gym or programming in their spare time, never resting, no interest in the good old times of watching movies/playing video games. No interest in NORPs tbh.
 
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I had friends but I ghosted them all last march when covid hit. They still text or call me occasionally but I don't answer. It's such a waste of time talking to normalcattle, they are basically all the same
 
I wish I had an incel friend.Life would be less strange, if I had someone with the same struggles
 
I want a friend but I realized that chances are it would be a one way street.
 
It would be amazing and make my life so much better. It’s almost on par with lack of GF/sex.
 
Yes tbh @Atavistic Autist
 
my problem is even when i had friends, i felt like a complete alien around them. i cant even get along with other autists jfl
 
my problem is even when i had friends, i felt like a complete alien around them. i cant even get along with other autists jfl
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my problem is even when i had friends, i felt like a complete alien around them. i cant even get along with other autists jfl
sôðfæst for ðý ðe allah dôm êow ð¯ær and there êow underðencan
 
Depends on who they’re
 
Yes, being a lonely mentalcel sucks
 
I used to have an irl friend and we would sometimes do stuff like that but he ended up being a total malicious sociopath and hes not allowed to contact me anymore
:feelsbadman:
 
any time i had friends they either used me for their own gain or just ignored me so no
 
Probably but eventually I'd just wanna be alone again. It's too much active pressure maintaining friends
 
Wish I had blackpilled friends irl.
 
No, because what I have found out after moving back here (to India) is that to survive friends are not vital. Working and/or having financial support yes, food yes, and our fulfilling our masturbatory needs (not as in fap or sexual, but rather as in brain stimulation e.g. - video games, exercise, being with your pets, movies, etc etc) can be enough. Maybe an irl friend who is a business or work partner in which the hierarchy and relationship roles are clear. This works best.

Rest of "normie-friendship" stuff is bous anyway. It doesn't exist. Look just you can observe and see for your self how much BDSM and cut throat nonsense the modern world of "friendship" is putting people through. Hell ! They hate it.
 
it would be nicelossus to have some casual pals and we could go out and drink iced tea together
Tea


a bro to hang with at a maid cafe for mutual support
 
I do. Sadly so many are toxic personalities that you just cant feel comfortable with.

Tfw no friend that understands your life predicament who you can do silly shit and share your interests with.
 
Nolos
Sometimes yes, but I have learned to cope with my loneliness a bit. Still, it would nice to have a true friend you can trust
I'm extremely lucky to have a legit brocel irl
I used to but not anymore tbh, I am too socially dysfunctional now.
what did he do
Already have friends irl, but I voluntarily chose to be alone 'cos I prefer it this way when I get all the time to enjoy doing whatever the fuck I want.
yes of course but not a normie or some dude that you think is incel and suddenly brag about having a gf in the past. a nerd virgin guy like me and oldcel like me
I used to have them but lost all contact, now all I want is a gf
Ngl not anymore. I have unironically no desire for social contact anymore, at least most of the time. Of course I still have moments of loneliness/longing for friends/love and sometimes I look back on memories with my only friend fondly, but there is no impetus for me anymore to talk to others.

They are mostly bothersome for me (apart from the Internet). And many people (especially when their own life gets better) become condescending/arrogant towards people they see as beneath them, the constant shit-tier advice is an annoyance and then they become aggressive when you express skepticism towards their dogma of endless self-improvement.

Constantly judging others for being "lazy", always pathologizing, alway seeking to improve themselves by learning new languages, going to the gym or programming in their spare time, never resting, no interest in the good old times of watching movies/playing video games. No interest in NORPs tbh.
I had friends but I ghosted them all last march when covid hit. They still text or call me occasionally but I don't answer. It's such a waste of time talking to normalcattle, they are basically all the same
I wish I had an incel friend.Life would be less strange, if I had someone with the same struggles
I want a friend but I realized that chances are it would be a one way street.
It would be amazing and make my life so much better. It’s almost on par with lack of GF/sex.
Yes tbh @Atavistic Autist
my problem is even when i had friends, i felt like a complete alien around them. i cant even get along with other autists jfl
sôðfæst for ðý ðe allah dôm êow ð¯ær and there êow underðencan
Depends on who they’re
Yes, being a lonely mentalcel sucks
any time i had friends they either used me for their own gain or just ignored me so no
Probably but eventually I'd just wanna be alone again. It's too much active pressure maintaining friends
Wish I had blackpilled friends irl.
No, because what I have found out after moving back here (to India) is that to survive friends are not vital. Working and/or having financial support yes, food yes, and our fulfilling our masturbatory needs (not as in fap or sexual, but rather as in brain stimulation e.g. - video games, exercise, being with your pets, movies, etc etc) can be enough. Maybe an irl friend who is a business or work partner in which the hierarchy and relationship roles are clear. This works best.

Rest of "normie-friendship" stuff is bous anyway. It doesn't exist. Look just you can observe and see for your self how much BDSM and cut throat nonsense the modern world of "friendship" is putting people through. Hell ! They hate it.
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a bro to hang with at a maid cafe for mutual support
I do. Sadly so many are toxic personalities that you just cant feel comfortable with.

Tfw no friend that understands your life predicament who you can do silly shit and share your interests with.
 
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Ngl I think it would be nicelossus to have some casual pals and we could go out and drink iced tea together and have a nice time maby. I used to have an irl friend and we would sometimes do stuff like that but he ended up being a total malicious sociopath and hes not allowed to contact me anymore
Yeah but it gets stale after a while.
 
Wish I had blackpilled friends irl.
I know it's cucked but sometimes I just wish I had a charitable chad best friend willing to share his GF and he had some kind of cuck fetish for watching incels fuck his GF while hugging him

Implied
 
I wish, but nobody would like to hang out with me.
 
please excuse me while i look up that word...
 
I know it's cucked but sometimes I just wish I had a charitable chad best friend willing to share his GF and he had some kind of cuck fetish for watching incels fuck his GF while hugging him

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I'm almost certain we wish these kind of things because we have never done them and once in the situation our dicks would become tiny foreskins and draw into wrinkles disappearing altogether and leaving the Chad laughing at us....

If he was a Chad with a tiny dick then maybe he would want to watch an Incel with a huge dick fuck his lady (of such a thing existed), but I'm sure the feeling of being a Chad-Sex-King would not allow him to have this werd inverse fetish. But who knows..let's keep dreaming about and whacking to it yaar.
 
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I wish I had any kind of frend tbh
 
I'm almost certain we wish these kind of things because we have never done them
That applies to a lot of shit, like I hypothetically want to fuck a lioness but if I actually did, no matter how gentle and respecftful to her I was, she'd probably rip out my intestines with her back claws for the lulz and meat after we coomed togther. She wants that mane spikey lion's share dick no matter how much it makes her bleed.

and once in the situation our dicks would become tiny foreskins and draw into wrinkles disappearing altogether and leaving the Chad laughing at us....
not sure what you mean by becoming foreskins, do you mean how flaccid penises can be folded in on themselves?

I mastered that as a kid but it requires pressure to do that it doesn't happen spontaneously. As soon as you stop holding it in the natural elasticity turns it back rightside out.

Anyway in this scenario it's a true-bro supportive Chad who doesn't laugh at us, and if we're scared/insecure/soft then the foid will just give our flaccid dicks blowjobs until we regained confidence from the pleasure and fucked her.

If he was a Chad with a tiny dick then maybe he would want to watch an Incel with a huge dick fuck his lady (of such a thing existed)
Or the other way around like in that meme like if he's so monstrous we could never possibly threaten his confidence and thus is willing to share his foid with us.

Perhaps we are a "light day" (in bodybuilding sense) for her swollen pussy to fuck to help it rehab back to a non-swollen painless size?

On the plus side the swelling might actually make the vagina tight enough for us to feel. whereas it'd otherwise be too loose and stretched out.

Foid would also be aroused if Chad were watching and into it, therefore tightening her in a way she would not tighten up for us alone.

ut I'm sure the feeling of being a Chad-Sex-King would not allow him to have this werd inverse fetish. But who knows..let's keep dreaming about and whacking to it yaar.
I actually think it might be more likely.

If you're truly gigachad with unlimited opportunity than any given foid being shared wouldn't bother you because you can summon unlimited resources

plus the fact she's only willing to fuck an incel who would otherwise disgust her solely to please your ego would probably be a power trip

gigachad would get bored from constant mastery and seek out new challenges

if I were gigachad I'd probably ask a foid to let a male dolphin fuck her in the ocean for my entertainment, for example.

This only hypothetically bothers you if you're jealous of the male dolphin's ability to sate, but gigachad isn't jealous, he is confident in his ponos.
 
That applies to a lot of shit, like I hypothetically want to fuck a lioness but if I actually did, no matter how gentle and respecftful to her I was, she'd probably rip out my intestines with her back claws for the lulz and meat after we coomed togther. She wants that mane spikey lion's share dick no matter how much it makes her bleed.


not sure what you mean by becoming foreskins, do you mean how flaccid penises can be folded in on themselves?

I mastered that as a kid but it requires pressure to do that it doesn't happen spontaneously. As soon as you stop holding it in the natural elasticity turns it back rightside out.

Anyway in this scenario it's a true-bro supportive Chad who doesn't laugh at us, and if we're scared/insecure/soft then the foid will just give our flaccid dicks blowjobs until we regained confidence from the pleasure and fucked her.


Or the other way around like in that meme like if he's so monstrous we could never possibly threaten his confidence and thus is willing to share his foid with us.

Perhaps we are a "light day" (in bodybuilding sense) for her swollen pussy to fuck to help it rehab back to a non-swollen painless size?

On the plus side the swelling might actually make the vagina tight enough for us to feel. whereas it'd otherwise be too loose and stretched out.

Foid would also be aroused if Chad were watching and into it, therefore tightening her in a way she would not tighten up for us alone.


I actually think it might be more likely.

If you're truly gigachad with unlimited opportunity than any given foid being shared wouldn't bother you because you can summon unlimited resources

plus the fact she's only willing to fuck an incel who would otherwise disgust her solely to please your ego would probably be a power trip

gigachad would get bored from constant mastery and seek out new challenges

if I were gigachad I'd probably ask a foid to let a male dolphin fuck her in the ocean for my entertainment, for example.

This only hypothetically bothers you if you're jealous of the male dolphin's ability to sate, but gigachad isn't jealous, he is confident in his ponos.

My god, where does a person who has never had sex come up with the elaborate stuff? I think you're just fantasizing and you do not know how it really is. Many average men who have had sex describe "getting off" as a power/domination type of thing. It's probably a lot of hard work without the feeling of dominating the foid in some way or the other, either as her Alpha, the earner, the big dick, etc etc. This is what gets men hard. Think about when you masturbate, do you picture yourself as having a tiny penis and a beautiful "goddess" blowing you with a Chad helping you, and you are able to simply get hard and pound her for an hour? OR....

Do you picture yourself having a nice sized dick and dominating her in every way, psychologically and physically etc etc? Which one gets you off? Soft core sex? Leo Dicaprio and Titanic? Or Nacho Vidal with all the women he dominates? Idk. Maybe in the beginning you could but I don't think you could hold a hard on for a long time by being a little bitch who needs the Chad to give him a handout. Maybe it works maybe it doesn't who knows...

I think is often times about being the Alpha male. We shouldn't forget that.

Oh and all I meant by the foreskin description is that your dick might just shrivel up in that scenerio. The whole thing wouldn't work maybe. That's all man.
 
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Friends are cope. But at least if your friends with fellow incel-look tiers you wont feel as bad
 
Ngl I'm extremely lucky to have 2 bros irl, they'd ask me to hang out with them over and over again until I opened up to them. They're a big part of why I'm still somewhat stable and sane.
 
the sound of having friends is great but i m socially dysfunctional .
 

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