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Do you think we can become handsome by bathing in Chad's blood?

tehgymcel420

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Is it worth a shot?
 
You'll never know if you don't try.
 
Didn't some woman serial killer try this 200 years ago
 
Probably.

I think bathing in a bath full of Cleopatras vaginal juices would also be good.
 
Sacrifices!Cut their throats and pour their blood in a jacuzzi.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Probably.

I think bathing in a bath full of Cleopatras vaginal juices would also be good.

Lol. You would probably get Caesar's jizz on you
 
Chad's blood won't give me a defined jaw
 
Don't forget to carve off his face and use it as a mask. You'll slay before the blood runs dry.
 
TheIncelPill said:
Don't forget to carve off his face and use it as a mask. You'll slay before the blood runs dry.
Should we also carve off Tyrone's penis?
 
tehgymcel420 said:
Should we also carve off Tyrone's penis?

Yes but you can't look him in the eyes because you will turn to stone
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
Yes but you can't look him in the eyes because you will turn to stone
I'll be careful.
 
no you have to drink it, than you will transform into having a chad face, thats how zyros inherited his face since he is a vampire,

just be vampire theory
 
Maybe injecting it.

There's a new youth regeneration method whereby you inject a few pints of young blood into your system.
 
no you have to drink it, than you will transform into having a chad face, thats how zyros inherited his face since he is a vampire,

just be vampire theory
 
we have to cut his penis off and eat it
 

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