Experiment Do you think some FBI agents monitoring us are actually incels ?

[grondilu]

One of us having "FBIcel" in his signature made me think of that.

Imagine being an involuntary celibate working for the FBI and being tasked to monitor us. That'd be funny, right?

Especially if he's reading this right now.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

The FBI outsources its monitoring to inceltears users. So yes.

 

[RoastieBeef]

No. Everyone in the fed has orgies.

FBI Personnel Recalled from Asia Amid Probe Into Prostitution, Partying

Several FBI employees have been recalled to Washington from cities in Asia in recent months as the agency investigates allegations related to parties and interactions with prostitutes, according to people familiar with the matter.

www.wsj.com

https://www.lmtonline.com/local/crime/article/Affidavit-reveals-further-details-after-Laredo-BP-14535569.php

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/report-dea-agents-had-sex-parties-with-prostitutes-hired-by-drug-cartels/2015/03/26/adb2d53e-d3bd-11e4-8fce-3941fc548f1c_story.html

 

[muharremabi]

You never know buddy boyo.

 

[Deleted member 101]

I hope the FBI breaks down my door and shoots me in the head

 

[Sportbro]

I hope the FBI breaks down my door and shoots me in the head

 

[grondilu]

I hope the FBI breaks down my door and shoots me in the head

Dude all you have to do for that is convince them you'll go ER.

 

[Ricecel X]

Earlier this month I got a phone call from an FBI agent for something completely unrelated to inceldom, though I suspect that may have been just a false premise to contact me.

My residence has been visited by local PD on suspicion of inceldom (yes that's right, they were trying to equate incels with terrorists).

I may be paranoid but I have every reason to believe that they are trying to fuck with me.

 

[HueHueBr]

I do not believe they monitor this site. It makes no sense to monitor a bunch of losers discussing blackpill with each other. A group of white Nazi chads makes perfect sense to be monitored. But a bunch of shrek-faced manlets?

 

[Shigechi]

Nah, probably retarded boomers and genXers pretending to work to get a fat paycheck, like all the FBI.

 

[Infinite LDAR]

Dude all you have to do for that is convince them you'll go ER.

Your ego and survival instinct will take over, someone shooting you when you're not aware, that's where the real deal is

 

[zangano1]

I think some of them got blackpilled while reading our forum and betrayed the fbi and they are now on our side

 

[Player]

Well, if you work at fucking FBI and still your job there is to monitor forum with 2,5 autistic lonely loosers... You are the looser yourself. Being incel would be just a cherry on top. Oh my, it is so humiliating. JFL.

Virgin but not an incel

Remember, fedcels, you have guns. This makes things for you a little easier .

I see you. You are not working.

 

[RoastieBeef]

Nah, probably retarded boomers and genXers pretending to work to get a fat paycheck, like all the FBI.

Generations don’t exist

you realize the people who came up with the term “generation x “ and “baby boomers” were just Jews trying to sell a book, right? Congrats on being a victim of marketing I guess

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Well, if you work at fucking FBI and still your job there is to monitor forum with 2,5 autistic lonely loosers... You are the looser yourself. Being incel would be just a cherry on top. Oh my, it is so humiliating. JFL.

Virgin but not an incel

Remember, fedcels, you have guns. This makes things for you a little easier .

I see you. You are not working.

Over for FBIcels

 

[Player]

Over for FBIcels

This post featured on IT right now btw

 

[Tallcel]

Monitoring lonely pieces of shit is a waste of tax dollars but by all means go for it. After all incels kill more than Mexican cartel leaders.

 

[based_meme]

I think some of them got blackpilled while reading our forum and betrayed the fbi and they are now on our side

Omega cope.

They're either young, brainwashed blue pill cucks ('murrica), or they don't give a shit and are only there for the paycheque and pension. That happy medium where they "wake up" doesn't exist. The closest thing to that is being disillusioned by politics affecting the bureaucracy to the point where it negatively affects their daily work and they end up leaving the agency to go private.

 

[Tallcel]

This post featured on IT right now btw

Who gives a flying fuck? Reddit sucks. There used to be anonymous places to discuss incel issues without getting doxxed but since this is all we got idc. Some jap fag took over and made it a tranny board. Also fuck anime

 

[Player]

Who gives a flying fuck? Reddit sucks.

Percive it like a form of media digest.

 

[grondilu]

This post featured on IT right now btw

Stop paying attention to these people.

 

[based_meme]

Stop paying attention to these people.

Seriously. How interesting can Down Syndrome possibly be to you faggots who frequent IT?

 

[LitVirgin]

FBI guys are status maxxed they get james bond pussy

 

[grondilu]

FBI guys are status maxxed they get james bond pussy

Meh there are certainly a fair share of nerds for all their IT requirements.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Earlier this month I got a phone call from an FBI agent for something completely unrelated to inceldom, though I suspect that may have been just a false premise to contact me.

My residence has been visited by local PD on suspicion of inceldom (yes that's right, they were trying to equate incels with terrorists).

I may be paranoid but I have every reason to believe that they are trying to fuck with me.

lol how come. many people here have posted far worse shit and nothing happens

 

[inceldaygamer_]

Earlier this month I got a phone call from an FBI agent for something completely unrelated to inceldom, though I suspect that may have been just a false premise to contact me.

My residence has been visited by local PD on suspicion of inceldom (yes that's right, they were trying to equate incels with terrorists).

I may be paranoid but I have every reason to believe that they are trying to fuck with me.

"Hello Mr Ricecel, we have suspicions that you are a member of the incel movement. We also have suspicions that you are a misogynist and a woman hater." There is no free speech anymore, you must bow down to you're femoid overlords. And if you don't, cucks and chads will FORCE you're pathetic scrawny incel body into the correct foid worshipping position.

My life is so boring and pathetic, I would actually deliberately arouse suspicion from the FBI, to spice it up a bit.

Your ego and survival instinct will take over, someone shooting you when you're not aware, that's where the real deal is

That reminds me of Sleeper Cell where the white redneck convert tried to get out of his van laden with explosives and got popped several times by SWAT troopers as soon as he got near the window.

It was way scarier and harder than what he had imagined.

Realising the game was up, he detonated the bomb, killing only himself in the process.

As incels, we can't win. All our attempts would be pathetic.

 

[Ricecel X]

lol how come. many people here have posted far worse shit and nothing happens

I suspect it had everything to do with me having horrible SJW former co-workers, so it wasn't like I could just hide my ugly face behind a username. They forced my "voluntary" resignation.

 

[ChinaCurry]

Earlier this month I got a phone call from an FBI agent for something completely unrelated to inceldom, though I suspect that may have been just a false premise to contact me.

My residence has been visited by local PD on suspicion of inceldom (yes that's right, they were trying to equate incels with terrorists).

I may be paranoid but I have every reason to believe that they are trying to fuck with me.

Didn't this also happen to ER? Because they thought he was depressed or something

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Never thought about it

 

[virgin4life]

One of us having "FBIcel" in his signature made me think of that.

Imagine being an involuntary celibate working for the FBI and being tasked to monitor us. That'd be funny, right?

Especially if he's reading this right now.

I think the guys monitoring us are losers that they needed to give some easy task to. I kinda feel sorry for them eventhough they are probably receiving pretty good NEET bucks LDARing their life away watching us.

 

[Mainländer]

Yes, but probably the incel in denial cuck type.

 

[Arch Anemone]

A lot of FBI who do monitoring are women because it is an easier job. Nothing like getting paid 100k a year to shit around on the internet.

Since they make so much money they expect a husband to make that much or more or he is a loser I their eyes.

So I order to appear as a man you have to make a 100k a year to even be considered a man.

Better-Educated Women Still Prefer Higher-Earning Husbands

With women now surpassing men in educational attainment, and the most educated women more likely to be married, it seems reasonable to assume that a husband’s income should be less important to the marriage contract than in the past, particularly for women with advanced degrees. But recent...

ifstudies.org

 

[happiless]

I hope the FBI breaks down my door and shoots me in the head

 

[Sweedee]

I hope the FBI breaks down my door and shoots me in the head

 

[Emba]

Mogs me because Quantico

 

[grondilu]

Seriously. How interesting can Down Syndrome possibly be to you faggots who frequent IT?

WTF has Down Syndrome to do with this ?

 

[Flaccid_Dave]

Well, in the US of , the alphabet agencies infiltrate huwhute nationalist / supremicist groups by paying them to snitch basically. They don't actually dip Tyrone in white yoghurt, like they do in the films.

I doubt they're paying of incels to get feedback though. We're a bunch of harmless beta vaginas really.

 

[based_meme]

WTF has Down Syndrome to do with this ?

LowIQcel.

Because IT has Downs level IQ.

JFL

 

[wizardcel]

Who knows... there are a lot of old boomers working for the FBI. Things were different when they were young, so I doubt they're incels. I think they assign women to monitor us.

 

[mericks]

How fucked up is it that we have NEETs here who browse the board all day and never see a dime, but FBIcels are literally getting paid six figures on the taxpayer's dime to do the exact same thing?

 

[Capable_Onion]

Probably not