Do you think I could become powerful in North Korea?

[Samurai]

In such a recluse country, many are still bound to believe that British people are very intelligent and classy. I think it would make national headlines if I went to North Korea and said how I, an englishman, descent from blood of the european master race, preferred the Juche paradise of the DPRK. I imagine it now, walking next to Kim Jong Un waving at everyone, then giving a speech about how grateful I am for the DPRK and how I hope we can work together to destroy the Jewish supremacy that wants to destroy Korea.

Do you think this would work?

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

you would probably get sentenced to 36243 years of forced labour very quickly

(if u do succeed pls fly me out)

(for sex with noodlewhores)

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

The only master race in NK are pure blooded Koreans. You're a second class foreigner there.

 

[rcnfive]

dude you’ve been sucking off kim jong un for weeks already, just go over there already

 

[comradespiderman29]

Probably, Asians seem to like white people. Kim Might give you an apartment in Pyongyang immediately.

 

[smegma producer]

test you theory, they allow tourists

 

[VideoGameCoper]

you would probably get sentenced to 36243 years of forced labour very quickly

 

[comradespiderman29]

The only master race in NK are pure blooded Koreans. You're a second class foreigner there.

Americans who defected are treated like royals.

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Americans who defected are treated like royals.

They still abort the mix raced babies of NK foids and foreign men iirc

 

[InceldianWarrior]

as a foreigner you could never be a threat to Kim Jong Un so he might be more open to trusting you... if he didn't suspect of you being a spy.

 

[comradespiderman29]

They still abort the mix raced babies of NK foids and foreign men iirc

Brutal. If true suifuel for @Samurai

 

[Samurai]

They still abort the mix raced babies of NK foids and foreign men iirc

Abortion was made illegal in 2015

 

[comradespiderman29]

test you theory, they allow tourists

View: https://youtu.be/6fTXY0N355Y?si=bKOUaancbd9EbQAP

Op should try to replicate this.(Run away from the tour group)
But it's not worth it in my opinion. I doubt they let Asian women, get surgery in N Korea, so I don't know if it's worth it. But since, he is White Kim Might give him the most beautiful korean woman in North Korea.
@smegma producer

 

[smegma producer]

View: https://youtu.be/6fTXY0N355Y?si=bKOUaancbd9EbQAP

Op should try to replicate this.(Run away from the tour group)
But it's not worth it in my opinion.

no there is Chinese companies that organize trips too North-Korea, you could go with one those groups

 

[InsidiousKoala]

dude you’ve been sucking off kim jong un for weeks already, just go over there already

 

[InsidiousKoala]

dude you’ve been sucking off kim jong un for weeks already, just go over there already

Let him. It's lifefuel for him.

 

[comradespiderman29]

no there is Chinese companies that organize trips too North-Korea, you could go with one those groups

Ah, yes forgot about that. But he should learn Korean to avoid any miscommunication, I don't think he wants to get shot .

 

[NeverGetUp]

Sounds like cope to me. I think you would have to be a tall blue eyed chad for that to work and as far as I know you aren't tall nor a chad

 

[Samurai]

View: https://youtu.be/6fTXY0N355Y?si=bKOUaancbd9EbQAP

Op should try to replicate this.(Run away from the tour group)
But it's not worth it in my opinion. I doubt they let Asian women, get surgery in N Korea, so I don't know if it's worth it. But since, he is White Kim Might give him the most beautiful korean woman in North Korea.
@smegma producer

Running away just gets you deported according to what I read online

 

[Samurai]

Sounds like cope to me. I think you would have to be a tall blue eyed chad for that to work and as far as I know you aren't tall nor a chad

I'd be an inch taller than the average male there and I have silvery blue eyes so I might have a good chance

 

[smegma producer]

Ah, yes forgot about that. But he should learn Korean to avoid any miscommunication, I don't think he wants to get shot .

they have translators, and im sure they want too be seen as a understanding and welcoming people. giving refuge too those that wish too escape the horrors of capitalism

 

[Samurai]

View: https://youtu.be/6fTXY0N355Y?si=bKOUaancbd9EbQAP

Op should try to replicate this.(Run away from the tour group)
But it's not worth it in my opinion. I doubt they let Asian women, get surgery in N Korea, so I don't know if it's worth it. But since, he is White Kim Might give him the most beautiful korean woman in North Korea.
@smegma producer

He'd probably find a nice european girl for me if I asked him

 

[weaselbomber]

no

 

[Samurai]

Let him. It's lifefuel for him.

Right now winning the lottery and migrating to the DPRK are my biggest life goals

 

[comradespiderman29]

He'd probably find a nice european girl for me if I asked him

Yes. His dad kidnapped a south Korean actress from a beach. Ask him to to kidnap a Stacy from britian, or whatever, type of White you prefer .

 

[Samurai]

Yes. His dad kidnapped a south Korean actress from a beach. Ask him to to kidnap a Stacy from britian, or whatever, type of White you prefer .

He'd probably be able to find me a russian gf since Russia and North Korea have a special close friendship

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Abortion was made illegal in 2015

Kim rules by decree, I think he can change it on a whim if he really wanted to.

 

[Samurai]

Kim rules by decree, I think he can change it on a whim if he really wanted to.

He is a nice guy so he won't do that

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

north korean version of zesto tbhtbh