Discussion Do You Think Foids Would Fuck Darth Vader

[Deleted member 25513]

Even tho a deformed truecel lies under Vader’s mask, do you think women would still be attracted to the fact that he’s a 7 foot tall, broad framed, half man half machine that could thrust a 10 inch metal cock up their cooter, or would they be repulsed by the fact that a burnt truecel lies under the mask?

 

[Deleted member 24256]

He’s like the 2nd most powerful man in the galaxy, of course they would

 

[Deleted member 27249]

He’s like the 2nd most powerful man in the galaxy, of course they would

Yup, major status

 

[PPEcel]

He’s like the 2nd most powerful man in the galaxy, of course they would

Heightmaxxed and statusmaxxed, of course they would

 

[Uglyme]

I mean he's a tall based dark triad giga chad. Sure, they fuck even worse shit.

 

[Capable_Onion]

Melted dick might be a problem, but as long as he keeps his helmet on he should be good.

 

[ilieknothing]

He is tall, dark triad maxxed, statusmaxxed and he had a Chad face before he got deformed.

 

[FinnCel]

he’s a 7 foot tall

Yes

 

[ChinaCurry]

He’s like the 2nd most powerful man in the galaxy, of course they would

Second?? Isn't he the most powerful???

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Second?? Isn't he the most powerful???

Palpatine outranks him

 

[Deleted member 26884]

He’s like the 2nd most powerful man in the galaxy, of course they would

Vader wasn't just heightmaxxed via battlesuit, he was also gigastatusmaxxed as well.

 

[Justice Bao]

one tried and died:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53_jh_aV0rI

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Everyone seems to be mentioning height, dark triad, and status. While im inclined to agree that that works for getting sex, it still doesnt always turn out well if youre ugly

 

[ChinaCurry]

Palpatine outranks him

That's just corporate hierachy though right?? Pretty much though vadar was most powerful period.

 

[PPEcel]

That's just corporate hierachy though right?? Pretty much though vadar was most powerful period.

no, Palpatine mogs vader

 

[RedIce]

Bitches love it when they get Force choked.

 

[your personality]

as he keeps his helmet on he should be good.

This. Although he's still pale underneath the helmet so mogs ethnics without the helmet @tehgymcel420

 

[crestfallencel]

technically JBW so yes

 

[NormScum]

Just turn to the dark side theory

 

[PPEcel]

Bitches love it when they get Force choked.

 

[Capable_Onion]

This. Although he's still pale underneath the helmet so mogs ethnics without the helmet @tehgymcel420

The Chad Darth Vader vs The Incel General Grievous

 

[your personality]

The Chad Darth Vader vs The Incel General Grievous

General Grievous still mogs us because he is capable of inflicting great damage on his opponents compared to the average human.
Or not idk it's been a while since I watched the original Star Wars movies.

But General Grievous is indeed an incel compared to Darth Vader.

 

[Capable_Onion]

General Grievous still mogs us because he is capable of inflicting great damage on his opponents compared to the average human.
Or not idk it's been a while since I watched the original Star Wars movies.

But General Grievous is indeed an incel compared to Darth Vader.

He was atleast a sandnigger before he turned into a Cyborg, as opposed to a prettyboy chad like Darth Vader

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Of course they would. Him an the emperor would slay. They're the two most powerful men in the galaxy. Plus foids would cream their pants with what they could do using the dark side of the force.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Yes bro

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Star Wars fans should be put into a gas chamber tbh. Fuck even contemplating this, but of course the answer is yes, have you even met foids?

 

[Deleted member 25513]

Star Wars fans should be put into a gas chamber tbh. Fuck even contemplating this, but of course the answer is yes, have you even met foids?

I didn’t know how face copers could respond to this because Vader is a deformed truecel under the mask

 

[Deleted member 17419]

I didn’t know how face copers could respond to this because Vader is a deformed truecel under the mask

I'm a birdcel with no mask (JFL) and it hurts me to the core of my soul to even go outside in inhabited areas, ngl. If I can't go hunting with deer slugs feeding them on scantily clad JBs being the lowest of the low as far as males that's a really weak second place prize, tbh.

It's over for me, I shoud've roped 400 weeks ago.

 

[Mokocchi]

He’s like the 2nd most powerful man in the galaxy, of course they would

And even then I think unburnt Anakin would slay more