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Serious Do you think buying this car could get me laid?

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BMW 2 Series Gran Coupe Launch Date: BMW 2 Series Gran Coupe to debut in  India on October 15


It is literally the cheapest BMW here in curryland. Could i use this to pick up decent foids ?
 
Probably. I'm not foid enough to know if it would. It looks like an average car to me.
 
Probably. I'm not foid enough to know if it would. It looks like an average car to me.
You need to remember curryland is a third world shithole. Either ways, its the only one i can afford. If it doesnt get me laid, id rather spend that money on escorts.
 
All new BMWs look terrible. Why do they keep calling sedans ”Gran Coupe”?

To answer your question, obviously no. Is the thread supposed to have some funny punchline? Otherwise one might think you’re bluepilled.
 
In Deutschland auf jeden Fall
 
You need to remember curryland is a third world shithole. Either ways, its the only one i can afford. If it doesnt get me laid, id rather spend that money on escorts.
How much is it bhai?
 
All new BMWs look terrible. Why do they keep calling sedans ”Gran Coupe”?

To answer your question, obviously no. Is the thread supposed to have some funny punchline? Otherwise one might think you’re bluepilled.
Where i live, this car might just give me the halo i need to get laid.
 
Aap karodpati ho kya? 50 lakh ki gadi toh Bollywood ke hijde lete hain
 
Whynot just go to Russia or some other poor eastern european country instead if you have that kind of money
 
do curryfoids in India even appreciate fine automobiles? maybe just ride up on a cow
 
That actor level money in curryland?

mogger ngl
You understand Hindi? A 50 lakh car in India is rare to see and I live in Mumbai
 
Probably not, you'll just get other guys coming up to you saying shit like "bet it's fast" "nice car bro".
 
Remember: Elliot had a BMW
What are you saying? That iam going to eventually lose it in some curry supermarket and go ER on foids ? (in minecraft)
 
What are you saying? That iam going to eventually lose it in some curry supermarket and go ER on foids ? (in minecraft)
No, just that it won't help you much. And WHY THEFUCK ARE YOU BUYING AN EXPENSIVE CAR WHEN YOU'RE HALF A MILLION IN DEPT, RETARD
 
HUGE difference between BMW in Chadfornia and BMW in curryland
Thats what i figured. Iam done trying to become attractive to foids, thats a lost cause at this point. Least i could do is get laid with a few foids.
 
No, just that it won't help you much. And WHY THEFUCK ARE YOU BUYING AN EXPENSIVE CAR WHEN YOU'RE HALF A MILLION IN DEPT, RETARD
Iam selling an asset because of the mounting debt. So when the asset sells, ill have some cash left over.
 
Thats what i figured. Iam done trying to become attractive to foids, thats a lost cause at this point. Least i could do is get laid with a few foids.
Status is very important here. Have you tried that?
 
Iam selling an asset because of the mounting debt. So when the asset sells, ill have some cash left over.
is your asset a mansion villa overlooking the sea because I don't know how this 'asset' can knock of 0.7 million with money to spare :feelsseriously:
 
BMW cope? Where have I seen this before?
 
How Dravidian vs Indo-European looking are you? If you got some buxx you could prob marry a Russian or Ukrainian foid... just put a baby in her asap.
I get rejected by curry roasties JFL . Iam not even going to try to get russian or ukranian foids.
 
How Dravidian vs Indo-European looking are you? If you got some buxx you could prob marry a Russian or Ukrainian foid... just put a baby in her asap.
If he was Indo-European looking he’d be Chadpreet. Dravidian DNA is such a fucking looksmin. I haven’t seen a single good-looking Dravidian
I get rejected by curry roasties JFL . Iam not even going to try to get russian or ukranian foids.
Arrangemarriage?
 
is your asset a mansion villa overlooking the sea because I don't know how this 'asset' can knock of 0.7 million with money to spare :feelsseriously:
Its a big property which could, on paper, fetch me around 1million USD. Realizing this value in this situation, iam afraid, is extremely difficult.
If he was Indo-European looking he’d be Chadpreet. Dravidian DNA is such a fucking looksmin. I haven’t seen a single good-looking Dravidian
Its over either ways, given iam 33 now.

Arrangemarriage?
Tried. Only got ugly whale foids. Got rejected by non whale ones.
 
I am looking for a super expensive car too, for when I get to $100 million through my moneymaxxing on stock trading. But so far not much luck, as I don't want something customized that looks like a small dick mobile.

Also it has to be automatic as I'm too lazy to drive standard.

So far i am thinking the most expensive Land Rover SUV.
 
Its a big property which could, on paper, fetch me around 1million USD. Realizing this value in this situation, iam afraid, is extremely difficult.

Its over either ways, given iam 33 now.


Tried. Only got ugly whale foids. Got rejected by non whale ones.
Moneymaxx statusmaxx, at 33 the situation is bad but still hope for AM
 
Its a big property which could, on paper, fetch me around 1million USD. Realizing this value in this situation, iam afraid, is extremely difficult.
If you manage to get positive stop making obscene purchases. You probably won't if your history is anything to go by, but I hope you can have a good relationship with money some time in the future.
He's not very good with money so he may as well enjoy before going completely broke.
and after that?
 
If you manage to get positive stop making obscene purchases. You probably won't if your history is anything to go by, but I hope you can have a good relationship with money some time in the future.
Youre prolly right. A part of me wants to be as conservative as possible coz being in debt sucks. But theres another part of me that says what the fuck am i saving money for? Its not like i have anything to look forward to.
 
what the fuck am i saving money for? Its not like i have anything to look forward to.
you're 33, you're not a youngcel. I won't tell you anything you don't already know because I believe you know already that what you're doing is bad for you. Just make sure your set for when you can't work anymore, OP. Good luck, bro
 
yeah but dont take her to your house
 
Money mogs me to the farthest BMW store and back
 
U could maybe get a foid who is equally ugly to you
 

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