Serious Do you lie about being a virgin?

[SlayerSlayer]

For me, there’s no point in lying. The fact I’m a khhv is quite self evident

 

[andrej]

I'm 6'2

mogs me

 

[Hikicripple]

Never been asked. People can probably tell i’m a virgin just by looking at me.

 

[OverLoner]

Nah I lie about being one now. It's easier than explaining how I had sex in the first place which was with a prostitute.

 

[KievanThule]

I don’t care at this point.

 

[StoryOfMyLaugh]

Yes

 

[D. B. Gooner]

No

 

[TruecelVariant]

I do, whenever I'm talking to a bunch of guys and the topic of our sex lives comes up, I usually say I've had a couple of random hook ups with some Beckys and they believe it (well i think they do). I think it's social suicide to claim you are a virgin in society.

Do you brocels lie about being a virgin?

I used to lie about it alot, but I came up with ridiculous sex stories and gave up after awhile.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Didn't got asked about this for a while

 

[nazianime]

Never been asked

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Nobody asks you if you're a virgin, but when you're my age people will ask you if you're married. I just say I'm divorced.

Older + male + ugly + single + never married = Insanely high creep tax. They'll also probably assume you're a virgin if you check all those boxes, but you're a giga-creep in their eyes either way. If you're all those things but instead of "never married" you're "divorced" you still have a high creep tax but it's not as bad.

I encourage all oldcels to just say they're divorced. Also people don't ask questions when you tell them you're divorced because it's taboo and awkward to ask about a failed marriage.

 

[Alvin31]

I don't have any friends to share with

 

[ogreism]

Nobody asks you if you're a virgin, but when you're my age people will ask you if you're married. I just say I'm divorced.

Older + male + ugly + single + never married = Insanely high creep tax. They'll also probably assume you're a virgin if you check all those boxes, but you're a giga-creep in their eyes either way. If you're all those things but instead of "never married" you're "divorced" you still have a high creep tax but it's not as bad.

I encourage all oldcels to just say they're divorced. Also people don't ask questions when you tell them you're divorced because it's taboo and awkward to ask about a failed marriage.

has anyone asked who your hypothetical ex wife is or asked for pictures of what she looks like, can't see people buying the lie the more they get to know you.

 

[xhainsawe]

I think if i lied they’d know i am

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

has anyone asked who your hypothetical ex wife is or asked for pictures of what she looks like, can't see people buying the lie the more they get to know you.

I only lie to my coworkers, and I only do it to lower my creep tax just enough so I can fly under the radar.

But no, none of my coworkers have asked about my (fictional) ex-wife or asked for pics. Usually they just change the subject because it's awkward to ask about someone's previous marriage. Also my coworkers are mostly 18-24 year olds. They're hyper-introverted meme-lords who are too self-absorbed to care all that much about the personal life of a coworker. They struggle to have even the most basic conversation and spew memes and make brain rot sound effects in real life. So I'm not exactly worried about being subjected to an Ace Attorney cross-examination.

I'm only actually friends with two of my coworkers. and neither of them really asked for details. Not even the guy who I made a thread about who talks about his ex-wife a lot.

I suppose if you were getting close with a woman and she was into you, then she might ask for details, but I don't exactly have to worry about being in that situation.

 

[autisticsoy]

Barely anyone talks to me about it

 

[The Judge]

No. Everyone can already tell based on my social awkwardness.

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Like most people have said, nobody talks to me to begin with. If I was asked, however, I'd be honest.

 

[Chaos;BrutaLr2]

No, everyone already knows I am a virgin because of my face lmao.

 

[Rapistcel]

I do, whenever I'm talking to a bunch of guys and the topic of our sex lives comes up, I usually say I've had a couple of random hook ups with some Beckys and they believe it (well i think they do). I think it's social suicide to claim you are a virgin in society.

Do you brocels lie about being a virgin?

No, I have never been good lying and normies definitely would figure out I'm lying if I can't show them a pic of the said foid.

 

[InternalJizzz]

I’m not a tallfag. I have friends but they are the same friends I’ve had since I was like 10

 

[darkie]

No, I hate being dishonest, I tell people ive never even hugged a girl. And I talk about my micropenis, i have nothing to be ashamed of. I like the shock people get with my brutal honesty