Do you know what I hate more than children?

[PersonaPimp]

are female children

is the third year I have to go through shame to act with my niece

I don't know how to act with children! don't put a child on my lap! I don't know how to buy gifts! I can't speak thin! I don't know how to please children!

she sees me as a strange being herself, when she is close to me she starts to cry

why would anyone let a shy orc be their child's godfather? i feel like an ogre

 

[radishman]

Brother has 2 boys. Can't imagine how awkward I'd be around a foid, especially since he always goes for niggers.

 

[Jungle]

theyre bad the whole 12 grades, and it doesnt get better once you go into college/real world they just learn how to hide it better/sneak diss

 

[epillepsy]

when i had to babysit my five-year-old foid cousin a long time ago, i gave her a box of cereal and just played computer games for a few hours.
they like sugared cereals at that age, even without milk, and then you don't need to pay attention to them.

 

[PersonaPimp]

when i had to babysit my five-year-old foid cousin a long time ago, i gave her a box of cereal and just played computer games for a few hours.
they like sugared cereals at that age, even without milk, and then you don't need to pay attention to them.

in this case it's easy, whenever I have to spend time alone with her I just put a game on my cell phone and let her play on my lap

the problem is when the fucking adults want me to play with her like I'm a child, to pay attention to her, to hold her in my lap, to speak softly (how pathetic, my God!) how they do

and the worst part for sure is always the photos

I would kill the imbecile who invented the camera, it's something that has no use

 

[epillepsy]

in this case it's easy, whenever I have to spend time alone with her I just put a game on my cell phone and let her play on my lap

the problem is when the fucking adults want me to play with her like I'm a child, to pay attention to her, to hold her in my lap, to speak softly (how pathetic, my God!) how they do

and the worst part for sure is always the photos

I would kill the imbecile who invented the camera, it's something that has no use

are her parents fine with you putting her on your lap?
i wouldn't do this if i were you.
what if you get a boner for whatever reason and she snitches to her parents?

 

[WizardofSoda]

in this case it's easy, whenever I have to spend time alone with her I just put a game on my cell phone and let her play on my lap

the problem is when the fucking adults want me to play with her like I'm a child, to pay attention to her, to hold her in my lap, to speak softly (how pathetic, my God!) how they do

and the worst part for sure is always the photos

I would kill the imbecile who invented the camera, it's something that has no use

That camera inventor is at least a demon, if not a demon lord in our mythology.

 

[Deleted member 30682]

I hate children, especially if they are hyperactive and shit, they really get on my nerves.

 

[PersonaPimp]

are her parents fine with you putting her on your lap?
i wouldn't do this if i were you.
what if you get a boner for whatever reason and she snitches to her parents?

wtf

i am not sick

 

[epillepsy]

wtf

i am not sick

it can be for unrelated reasons.

 

[PersonaPimp]

it can be for unrelated reasons.

never happened, thank god

I can't even imagine where I would hide if that happened

but they are the ones who want me to hold her

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I hate children, especially if they are hyperactive and shit, they really get on my nerves.

brootal child pill

 

[Deleted member 30682]

brootal child pill

Also, they are other men cumspawns

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Also, they are other men cumspawns

 

[Deleted member 30682]

They were literally cum before being born

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

They were literally cum before being born

weren't they also egg?

 

[PersonaPimp]

Also, they are other men cumspawns

lol, I never thought that way

I'll never be able to look at people the same way now

are simply developed sperm

 

[Deleted member 30682]

weren't they also egg?

Yeah but that was before the egg got immersed in a load of CUM.

lol, I never thought that way

I'll never be able to look at people the same way now

are simply developed sperm

Ikr

 

[imsorry]

Why do parents' always act offended when you say you do not like children, like oh my god

 

[Mainländer]

Kids can be pretty annoying, but still, female children are usually much, much more pleasant than post-puberty females personality-wise.

 

[Ellsworth]

I like kids, just don’t like when people bring them into the workplace.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

they are so loud and screechy is fucking annoying af