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Serious Do you know how to have sex?

Do you know how to have sex?

  • Yes, I think so

    Votes: 26 48.1%
  • No, I don't think so

    Votes: 28 51.9%

  • Total voters
    54
No. I'm not naturally inclined to figuring it out, either, owing to my Asperger's Syndrome.
 
You take a condom and roll the correct side over your dick when you are hard, then you do foreplay by kissing and teasing each other, then you insert your dick inside her pussy and rhythmically thrust maybe going slow at first and speeding up as it goes until you cum. After you done, you take off the condom making sure you don't spill your jizz, and put your clothes back on and walk away.
 
I would think that my hours and hours of watching porn would help me out but in the heat of the moment, I’d be too nervous and sperg out hard.
 
nope i will freak out put my clothes back and jump off the window
 
Don't you just stick it in?
 

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