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Serious Do you know how to have sex?

Do you know how to have sex?

  • Yes, I think so

    Votes: 26 48.1%

  • No, I don't think so

    Votes: 28 51.9%
  • Total voters
    54
sneed (not chuck)

sneed (not chuck)

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Okay, so Becky wanna fuck and she's in your room. Do you even know what to do? How to do foreplay, how to make the actual sexual experience pleasurable for you both? Do you know what position you should be in, would you even be able to get naked in front of Becky? Do you know how to put on a condom? What happens afterward?
 
Stick my dick in her ear idk?
 
I think it’s more of a thing where you go with the flow and don’t over complicate it like a sperg
 
hondas2000cel said:
I think it’s more of a thing where you go with the flow and don’t over complicate it like a sperg
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If I knew anything about going with the flow I wouldn't be on this godforsaken forum
 
i know benis goes into vagne :bigbrain:
 
I have over 10k hours of porn watching experience I surely know what to do boyo :feelsokman:
 
No and it’s my biggest fear. I’ve seen it 1,000 times in porn but I’m afraid I will try to stick my dick in and she will be like lol what are you doing?
 
Yes, I'm properly prepared.
 
Im unable have sex because of my phimosis, and I don’t wanna get snipped
 
Escorts taught me, kek
 
Images 33
 
Yes I know from hundreds of sex
 
I'm myopic and can't properly put my penis into vagina.
 
sneed (not chuck) said:
Okay, so Becky wanna fuck and she's in your room. Do you even know what to do? How to do foreplay, how to make the actual sexual experience pleasurable for you both? Do you know what position you should be in, would you even be able to get naked in front of Becky? Do you know how to put on a condom? What happens afterward?
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Even if you fuck it up the first time, if she's into you she would let you try multiple times until you improve. Unless you're with some hyper-bitch slut I don't think that immediate bad sex will lead to a bad relationship unless the bad sex is chronic. I've read enough premature ejaculation and small dick blogs to know that 90% of toilets aren't too judgemental about your first time performance and that most give men the space to improve. But if you're just biologically bad at sex then you might become a boomerangcel, that aside I've also read about toilets with a small dick fetish and PE fetish and apparently they're not extremely rare either. So, my guess is that it's best to just try what you think is right, talk to Becky about what she wants, and keep communicating so best have the most enjoyable experience.

The worst thing about sex is that if your partner isn't attractive that orgasms are less intense, this is why I understand Stacycels and Chad-only Becky's, but you're not going to have sex 24/7 and after a certain age your dick stops working and her libido disappears, so finding a good Becky you're compatible with is probably more important than an attractive partner. Of course, if toilets thought like this incels wouldn't exist and we're all ultimately victims of female superficiality. But when it comes to sex itself unless she's very prone to breaking up with boyfriends over small shit your first experience won't be as important, also, those types of toilets aren't relationship material because they specifically sabotage any relationship they're in so you wouldn't get a LTR from her anyhow.

But then again, I'm so desperate for a relationship that I'd take anything at the moment... Unless she's Black.
 
Immolator said:
Im unable have sex because of my phimosis, and I don’t wanna get snipped
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That sounds really horrible brocel, I really hope that they will find a way to cure it soon. Can you still masturbate with it? Did you acquire it or did you always have it? Thankfully for me I have a very loose roomy foreskin and it works well, it sounds like a nightmare in my ears to have something that horrendous between your legs that it might actually hurt your penis.

I feel for you brother.
 
Immolator said:
Because I’m scared of surgery, also I don’t want to lose sensation
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Can you clean your dick head? Because if you don't clean it you can develop penis cancer and maybe the doctor will need to amputate it :feelsohgod:
 
Zhou Chang-Xing said:
That sounds really horrible brocel, I really hope that they will find a way to cure it soon. Can you still masturbate with it? Did you acquire it or did you always have it? Thankfully for me I have a very loose roomy foreskin and it works well, it sounds like a nightmare in my ears to have something that horrendous between your legs that it might actually hurt your penis.

I feel for you brother.
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Yeah, I don’t have any issues masturbating, I’m sure I was stuck with it im not sure
 
Vitarius said:
Can you clean your dick head? Because if you don't clean it you can develop penis cancer and maybe the doctor will need to amputate it :feelsohgod:
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I think I’m fine for now, I’m better off trying to find a non-invasive alternative to treat my condition.
 
Hypothetically speaking, it can't be that hard. Any animal on Earth, for the past 500 million years, has been able to figure it out. The idea of "you'll b bad at sex!!!!!111!!" is a meme
 
proudweeb said:
Hypothetically speaking, it can't be that hard. Any animal on Earth, for the past 500 million years, has been able to figure it out. The idea of "you'll b bad at sex!!!!!111!!" is a meme
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There are niggas on this forum too hi inhib, and autistic to fuck properly.
 
Foid's pleasure doesn't matter for sexhavers, it only matters for cucks
 
Just lie you retard , its not that hard anxiety aside just tell her its been like 1 year or 2 since i had sex last time so she won't expect good
 
i'M 26, KHHV, I can get hard and coom when watching porn, but I wouldn't have the stamina to have sex nor do I know how. it would be embarrassing but at the same time it won't happen anyway, I don't really wanna fuck a sex-escort, hmm maybe for practice but should have started sooner, it's devastating to know it never began and it was alway over, so I voted no wouldn't know how. I just have nothing going for me, why is life so fucking unfair (no pun intended) I can't freaking believe it, I'd cry right now if it weren't for the med im taking one side effect is you can't cry. no im not a pussy or faggot I'm just devastated, frustrated and hopeless, I'm in jail and I hate it. I'm really ugly and short, no social experience, not rich, but autistic and ofc no sex experience FML fuck it very much :feelscry:
 
In and out that´s all
 
sneed (not chuck) said:
Okay, so Becky wanna fuck and she's in your room. Do you even know what to do? How to do foreplay, how to make the actual sexual experience pleasurable for you both? Do you know what position you should be in, would you even be able to get naked in front of Becky? Do you know how to put on a condom? What happens afterward?
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To answer your other questions: no, no, no, no, no, and... no.

I have a weird body too with freckles I'd be so insecure. :cryfeels:

I have no idea how to hump, put on condom, I've imagined foreplay in my head but have no idea how to do it. I just want to LDAR and die in my sleep please, my neighbour is 40 and dying of cancer in the next weeks or months, why can't that be me?
 
TheGrayWolf said:
i'M 26, KHHV, I can get hard and coom when watching porn, but I wouldn't have the stamina to have sex nor do I know how. it would be embarrassing but at the same time it won't happen anyway, I don't really wanna fuck a sex-escort, hmm maybe for practice but should have started sooner, it's devastating to know it never began and it was alway over, so I voted no wouldn't know how. I just have nothing going for me, why is life so fucking unfair (no pun intended) I can't freaking believe it, I'd cry right now if it weren't for the med im taking one side effect is you can't cry. no im not a pussy or faggot I'm just devastated, frustrated and hopeless, I'm in jail and I hate it. I'm really ugly and short, no social experience, not rich, but autistic and ofc no sex experience FML fuck it very much :feelscry:
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There, there inkwell :fuk: a cope a day keeps the rope away
 
Yea I got some experience from escorts
 
manletogre said:
Yea I got some experience from escorts
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How old are you? I'm 26 and would have 0 idea what to do plus my body is weird and id be so insecure
 
yes go on graveyard with shovel and find target.
 
Ellsworth said:
No and it’s my biggest fear. I’ve seen it 1,000 times in porn but I’m afraid I will try to stick my dick in and she will be like lol what are you doing?
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ive only done with escorts but yeah it has to feel natural. even as the man you will know when you are acting totally off
 
I know that peepee goes to hole, besides that, it's all from what I learned from porn
 
No my Asperger's would make me too retarded to get my penis up for sex.
 
sneed (not chuck) said:
Okay, so Becky wanna fuck and she's in your room. Do you even know what to do? How to do foreplay, how to make the actual sexual experience pleasurable for you both? Do you know what position you should be in, would you even be able to get naked in front of Becky? Do you know how to put on a condom? What happens afterward?
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alright lets go
jump on her like a fucking tiger, beat the fuck out of her, punch her in the face. aggressively take off her clothes and then sniff her body scent, then brutally ravage her in the most animalistic way possible, while choking her
no condom
 
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