Experiment Do you have an imaginary girlfriend?

[patheticmanletcel]

I sleep everyday cuddling with my pillow and i kiss and talk to it a lot always pretending it is my girlfriend, ive always had imaginary girlfriends, i create a whole story in my mind of how we met going to places having fun that kind of stuff some times we watch movies together some times we have fights but it always end up fine, ive been dating saoirse ronan for like a year but it was just not working out anymore so we decided to break up, i was single until a few weeks ago when i met evan rachel wood now shes my new girlfriend its been wonderful

 

[Frottbott]

This! This is why sex is important! This does not happen to guys who get laid. This guy is not a virgin because of this behavior. This behavior is because he is a virgin.

 

[StormlitAqua]

I have a waifu. I don't mind admitting this, but I've never explicitly stated who it is due to fear of bullying.

I personally hate that I have to have one, I would much prefer a REAL, 3D virgin Christian girl, but I see some of the benefits of 2D and its all I can get for now, and may be the best I'll ever get. I don't hate my waifu though, she is cute and pure.

 

[Deleted member]

imaginary pets that i sleep with, more like. thinking about females just makes me angry.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Mother of cope. I can understand how you came up to that point but damn.

 

[Ritalincel]

no man

 

[UltraFayJr.]

I sleep everyday cuddling with my pillow and i kiss and talk to it a lot always pretending it is my girlfriend, ive always had imaginary girlfriend, i create a whole story in my mind of how we met some times we have fights but it always end up fine, ive been dating saoirse ronan for like a year but it was just not working out anymore so i decided to break up, i was single until a few week ago when i met evan rachel wood now shes my new girlfriend its been wonderful

Yes, this. I have a mini body pillow who I hug and pretend is a girl. Feeling her warmth, soft, bouncy fabrics touch my face while my arms are around her is so satisfying. We love each other, we care for each other, we are a bond.

 

[builderseed]

this thread is suicide fuel, in it's purest form

ahh, i can already feel the buckshot entering my skull

 

[LDARBuddah]

I have a waifu. I don't mind admitting this, but I've never explicitly stated who it is due to fear of bullying.

I personally hate that I have to have one, I would much prefer a REAL, 3D virgin Christian girl, but I see some of the benefits of 2D and its all I can get for now, and may be the best I'll ever get. I don't hate my waifu though, she is cute and pure.

haha,, this!

 

[tiredofthisshit]

sadly not

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

I wish. I have no capacity for imagination at this point, my mind is dead.

 

[deepthroat]

I do, but sometimes it's hard to get in touch. She's not from this planet and not from this time (because of general relativity)
Btw much envy on having an affair with Saoirse OP

 

[Deleted member 12256]

No, but i wish i could have one

 

[ColdPillow]

I was a lot better at having an imaginary girl in high school than I do now. My imagination and ability to pretend degraded over the years.

 

[blackerthancoal]

That's for kids

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

Mother of cope. I can understand how you came up to that point but damn.
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[nxdismycope]

no but 4 years ago when i had my (last) oneitis i pretened for 4-5 months that i sleep with her. never again...

 

[A10n3]

no but 4 years ago when i had my (last) oneitis i pretened for 4-5 months that i sleep with her. never again...

I too...can relate.
Never again.

 

[IHateMySelf]

My thoughts are about how my relationship with a girl could be.

This is pathetic,but is all we have

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I have a sex doll.

 

[DyingInside]

i do not

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Of course. I've been developing her personality and being within the context of my daydreams for about 10 years now.

 

[bimmercel]

Yes but she left me. Cheated with another imaginary foid who was younger..

 

[Vodaccenu]

Inceldom is a disease

 

[zerozerozero]

yep her names Raychel

 

[CopingGymcel]

Girlfriend? pfft. Just last night, I slayed 3 imaginary foids.

 

[50ChadsOfGrey]

Sad truth is that even an imaginary foid may reject you (because hey, you took the right pill, there's no way back, you know how it works)

But sometimes, to help me falling asleep, I dream of an apocalypse who leaves only sub-3 men and Stacys on earth, so I can be the new planetary Chad of all Chads (being a 6-7)

 

[Albero]

Yes, and it has been happening for a long time. She even has a name and certain precise phenotypical traits to ease my imaginative proccess.

Inceldom clearly causes serious mental issues.

 

[Felix97]

I daydream 24/7 about me and an imaginary gf doing things that couples would do

 

[Kirito3]

I sleep everyday cuddling with my pillow and i kiss and talk to it a lot always pretending it is my girlfriend, ive always had imaginary girlfriends, i create a whole story in my mind of how we met going to places having fun that kind of stuff some times we watch movies together some times we have fights but it always end up fine, ive been dating saoirse ronan for like a year but it was just not working out anymore so we decided to break up, i was single until a few weeks ago when i met evan rachel wood now shes my new girlfriend its been wonderful

over4u

 

[Damo the incel]

I wish. I have no capacity for imagination at this point, my mind is dead.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Yes, and it has been happening for a long time. She even has a name and certain precise phenotypical traits to ease my imaginative proccess.

Inceldom clearly causes serious mental issues.

Wait, is what we’re doing, not normal?

 

[Deleted member 347]

This is beyond insanity ffs you need psycological help like ryan gosling in lars and the real girl

 

[Albero]

Wait, is what we’re doing, not normal?

What we are NOT doing that isn't normal.

 

[PoodankMcGee]

I dont have an imaginary gf but i do fap to mental images of sluts i've seen before.

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Sad truth is that even an imaginary foid may reject you (because hey, you took the right pill, there's no way back, you know how it works)

But sometimes, to help me falling asleep, I dream of an apocalypse who leaves only sub-3 men and Stacys on earth, so I can be the new planetary Chad of all Chads (being a 6-7)

I dream of an apocalypse where im the only male and all females are short and skinny so im the strongest fastest and have the biggest dick in the world and fuck all women

 

[Incellectual]

sometimes I fantasize about having a gf but I haven't reached imaginary girlfriend-tier yet. Give me 10 years though and I probably will.

 

[Ignas]

Only imagining scenarios that are unlikely to happen with a foid before I sleep

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i haven't been able to sleep for at least 10 years without holding onto a pillow tbh

i avoid more involved imaginary LARPing and try to stay busy, but i often go on long walks during lunch break or other times, and sometimes walk really far out into other neighborhoods and places i havent seen before
i often get some very disturbing visions of having an entirely different life while on those walks, living in that quaint tree-filled neighborhood and up in one of those tiny apartment blocks with oneitis, and everything being just fine

 

[EthnicelNL]

Low iq cope tbh

 

[Haywire]

i wish